Jun 29, 2012 · 1 hr 21 min
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Jun 28, 2012 · 39 minThose Damn Ross Kids 78: Cut-Up (TM)
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation. Suggested Talking Points: You interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed Grandsons. I ain’t no CSI. Shot through the Brain. Someone is doing terrorism against my vagina. Beard beer. Hookers and Hacks. Never lost a duck. Noiseless karaoke. North Korean Doom Hotel. Don’t say the V-word.
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Jun 28, 2012 · 1 hr 41 minWatch Out for Fireballs! 22: Bionic Commando
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross latch onto the finer points of Bionic Commando. Pro-tip: There is no jump button. Instead, you must use your rad bionic arm to swing into the hidden bases of the Badds (NOT THE NAZIS) and rescue your mentor and life-mate Super Joe. In the process, you’ll blow up lightning Hitler and escape a nuclear island by grappling to a helicopter. Links of Note Bionic Commando Commando Top Secret! Pop Secret American History X Heavy D and the Boyz "Ziggy Startdust" - David Bowie Junko Tamiya Cuckoo Attack Dark Souls Ikari Warriors Rygar (NES) Rygar (PS2) Bionic Commando (2009) Hammer Bros. Umbrella Corporation Little Shop of Horrors Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome GaGaGaGaGa - Spoon Doom 3 Duct Tape Mod "Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee" - WOFF! Bionic Commando Script FAQ Zen Koan The Floor is Lava Donkey Kong Jr. "Mega Man X" - WOFF! Funeral Monologue from Synecdoche, New York "Starman" - David Bowie The Boys of Brazil Brazil (Film) Shadow of the Colossus Strong Bad Email - "Videogame" Bionic Commando Ending (Exploding Hitler) Kilgore Trout Breakfast of Champions Ice-nine Project Paperclip Bubsy Little Nemo: Dream Master Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! - "Pork" Triumph of the Will Ninjas vs. Podcast Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Jun 22, 2012 · 1 hr 15 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 155: Forever
Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead, Ben’s E3 afterthoughts, and Watch Dogs. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Walking Dead. Souvenir. Ben: Bastion. What’s On Your Mind Ben’s E3 Afterthoughts. Links of Note Video Games Hotdog Champions of Norrath Watch Dogs Demo
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Jun 21, 2012 · 30 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about a particular episode of The Simpsons, Pokemon, the Talking Heads, and a little bit about Psi-Ops. Links of Note Lisa the Vegetarian You Only Move Twice "Sorry It's Not in Packages" Hank Scorpio's Coat Gordy Howe John Byrne Adventure Time Zapdos Pokemon Snap Rule of Thirds The New Tetris Tetris Attack Talking Heads - "Once in a Lifetime" Talking Heads - "Stay Up Late" Talking Heads - "Burning Down the House" Talking Heads - "Building on Fire" Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Jun 14, 2012 · 2 hr 5 minWatch Out for Fireballs! 21: Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross hurl mixed praise at Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy… With their minds. You’re Nick Scryer (GET IT!?) and you can run, shoot, sneak, and bang people against walls like bloody, screaming rag dolls. Or make their heads explode. There’s a bunch of other stuff, with weird bosses and invisible monstrosities from beyond… But that’s all pretty bad. Let’s spend a lot of time talking about how fun TK is. Links of Note Psi-Ops Your Head A-Splode Good Jorb Second Sight Sack Lunch Uhh Yeah Dude - "Denny's" - GET IT!? Scrye Magazine 9/11 Metal Gear Series Syphon Filter Havok Engine Goomba Emergent Gameplay Dr. Hibbert Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire Dark Souls Batman: Arkham City Deus Ex Door to Before Elder Scrolls: Skyrim OSHA MacGuffin Goof Troop Deus Ex: Human Revolution "Dead Man's Party" - Oingo Boingo F.E.A.R. Zoolander - Inside the COmputer Kludge From Beyond Look Around You - Sulphur Total Recall Great Expectations The Royal Tenenbaums "Needle in the Hay" - Elliot Smith Rushmore Advent Rising Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Jun 12, 2012 · 49 minThose Damn Ross Kids 77: The Alleged Keyboard
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are. Suggested Talking Points: Mystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. SCIENCE ZONE: Ketchup Lube. Constantly Covered with Cats. 20 gauge Super Soaker. Israel’s new weed. Arizona outlaws trolling (Thanks, Andrew). Throwing your teenage son under the gay internet porn bus. Hot dog sex work (Thanks, Andrew). Everyone wants American sauce. Chinese kiss savior. Cows crashed my party. News roundup.
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Jun 9, 2012 · 1 hr 56 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 154: Lou
Kole, Dennis, and David talk about a very disappointing E3. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Waking Mars. Dennis: Puzzle Quest II. Battlefield 3. David: Diablo III. Echo Bazaar. What’s On Your Mind A bunch of E3 stuff. Links of Note Humble Bundle The Future is Now Racist PSP Ad Crossplay
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Jun 7, 2012 · 6 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Deja Vu, Uninvited, and Shadowgate
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform Boston chiptunes, sleepwalking, game novelizations, and a little bit about the MacVenture series. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Jun 6, 2012 · 45 minThose Damn Ross Kids 76: Tall Pig
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles. Suggested Talking Points: Beard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder. Eat my face (Via Sasha). Sharp Dressed Pig. Ferris wheel for downs. Dub step dolphins. BMW perma-rection. Praise the lord and pass the rattlesnakes. She’s trying to kill me with sex.
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Jun 2, 2012 · 1 hr 42 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 153: Vague
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Diablo III, Silent Hill: Downpour, and the ending of Mass Effect 3 (not really). What’cha Been Playin’? David: Diablo III. Ben: Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Kole: Silent Hill: Downpour. Dennis: Assassin’s Creed: Recollection. Anodia. Feed Me Oil. Qvoid. Puzzle Quest 2. Silent Hill. Battlefield 3. What’s On Your Mind Tomba! Announced for PSN DmC Delayed to 2013 PSN Plus Upgrades Rumored Links of Note Clockwork Orange Saint’s Row the Third Diablo Battle Chest Diablo III System Requirements Omega Male Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Watch Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy record for Arkham City, destroy the fabric of reality - Joystiq Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth Haunting Ground Silent Hill: Revelation 3D Silent Hill Movie vs. Game Comparison Tetris Attack TI-83 Plus Instacast Achewood Tomba! Hot Tub Time Machine
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May 31, 2012 · 1 hr 41 minWatch Out for Fireballs! 20: Deja Vu, Uninvited, and Shadowgate
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross die repeatedly in their attempt to talk about the MacVenture games (Deja Vu, Uninvited, and Shadowgate). Hi! Can I ask you a question? Do you like pointing? Do you like clicking? Then you’ll sure love these three games. Before LucasArts, there was the MacVenture series… a group of games that pioneered the graphical point-and-click adventure genre as we know it. This episode is a rapid-fire revue of three of the four games in the series: Deja Vu, Uninvited, and most famously, Shadowgate. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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May 29, 2012 · 45 minThose Damn Ross Kids 75: The Hamburger Angling Association
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about universes, urine thresholds, and salad. Suggested Talking Points: Hat envy. Willy Wonka = George Bush? SCIENCE ZONE: Black Holes, Singularities, and Infinite Universes. Don’t piss on that fish. FTC: Stop Dressing Like Ed McMahon. What is your warning label? The Zoloft Defense. Syringe bank robbery. Vegas Strip Steak. Death by salad. Organic assholes. The end of D.A.R.E. Angry Birds Jewelry.
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May 24, 2012 · 18 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: E.V.O.: The Search for Eden
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grinding, posthumous fame, and Joss Whedon. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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May 23, 2012 · 41 minThose Damn Ross Kids 74: Snazzy Slacks
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about religious figures, phantom limbs, and murder. Suggested Talking Points: A little hot. The Dalai Lama is afraid of flying. Porn City. Catheter catastrophe. Spin cycle. I filled out the horse. Pron/m. Library courtesy call. Moms on the phone during sex. Chinese water murder. Yannic cave art. Mock real crash.
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May 18, 2012 · 1 hr 29 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 152: Believin'
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about how we don’t play games anymore, Kickstarter games, and then we spoil the crap out of Journey. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Assassin’s Creed: Recollection. Silent Hill. Battlefield 3. Sega Genesis Collection. Kole: Wolfenstein 3D Classic. Ben: Deus Ex: Human Revolution. What’s On Your Mind Republique Kickstarter funded. Bioshock Infinite delayed. Xbox 360 contract. Diablo III. Spoilercast Journey Links of Note Assassin’s Creed April Fools Young Frankenstein Dragon’s Dogma. Limbo Journey Soundtrack Hypercritical
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May 17, 2012 · 1 hr 46 minWatch Out for Fireballs! 19: E.V.O.: The Search for Eden
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross, despite their lack of fitness, survive long enough to discuss E.V.O.: The Search for Eden. You have 4.6 billion years to turn from a fish into a human so that you can have sex with the planet Earth. And that’s just the beginning of how weird E.V.O. is, which is probably why so many people hold the game so dear. Has it aged well, or should it be sent back into the primordial ooze? Links of Note E.V.O.: The Search for Eden Evolution Chrono Trigger Order of Magnitude Pern Fantavision Spore [IGN Article about Spore and E.V.O.] Earthbound Breath of Fire III Simon Belmont B.C. Unagi Stun locking P-Wing Honey Comb Commercial Dino Crisis "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" - Elton John Natural Lite Bros Icing Bros. Lotus Pod Bot Fly Load-Bearing Boss Spoony Bard Island of Dr. Moreau Fiji Mermaid Ecco the Dolphin Jelly Dildo Contra Last Level L.A. Noire Star Wars: Droidworks Will Wright Captain Novolin "Needy Girl" - Chromeo Frank Grimes Dross - Definition Andross Star Fox Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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May 16, 2012 · 50 minThose Damn Ross Kids 73: Birds of Our Fathers
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about children’s books, citizenship, and deer. Suggested Talking Points: We have an intro already (the worst person). Little Bear slaughtered the Boxcar Children. Take these nude pics of me, Mom. Moonwalk at gunpoint. Take my eye. Snacks around the world. Stealing a bridge one piece at a time. YouTube Challenges. Expatriates. The Man Who Quit Money. FOSAMA. Eagle steals dog. Ira Glass impersonation. Deer are basically big stupid rats. The Joey Bra. I am my own mother.
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May 12, 2012 · 41 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 151: Macho
Kole and Ben talk about pretentious indie games, Dear Esther, and missed movie opportunities. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: Journey. Renegade Ops. Closure. To the Moon. Kole: Fez. Journey. Dear Esther. To the Moon. Mass Effect 3. Draw Something. Groove Coaster. What’s On Your Mind The Avengers Randy Savage Skyrim Mod Elder Scrolls MMO Links of Note Don’t Look Back Video Games Hot Dog Synecdoche, NY Cosmonaut Stylus - Studio Neat The Walking Dead Game Race War!
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May 10, 2012 · 31 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Planescape: Torment
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross try out the skit material, bad organic art, and tattoos. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!