Derailed

Something Came Out

Three well prepared party poopers talk about full voicemail inboxes, more reasons to never post on social media, AI sounding like T-Swift sounding like AI, the Wonka reality show, road construction, Big Italy charging more for less with their...

Sheet Me Up Dog

Three long limbed lumberjacks talk about the power of sauce, angry old people ordering sandwiches, Tom Brady's foul mouth, a well named wrestling coach, broccoli hair, why not to post on social media, flicking people off, and the best songs by a bunch...

Ghoul I Kid It

Three card carrying members talk about the best TV show Halloween episodes, hockey fight league, football costumes, problematic elements of Back to the Future, Big Dog, Brenda Cay, discovering new music at 30, times they almost died, Brad taking away...

Pat My Own Horn

Three lucky lefties talk about the best quick breakast options, one sandwich to rule them all, cold marinara, tire technology, old "facts" you believed as kids, urinal placement clarification, wiping, a bad bloody mary, 1000 cockroaches or 1 human,...

Plague Dogs

Three meddling kids talk about a trip out West, the world's worst urinal placement, school dropoff and pickup lines, being late the the Soprano's party, Skyzone, and being lame and in bed at 9:30 on a Saturday night. Plus, a Top 5 and a game of trivia.

Fresh Whale Slabs

Three virtual assistants enjoy a nice king sized Watchamacallit for breakfast, then talk about the Savannah Bananas, the Pillow Fighting Championship, making one rule change to fix a sport, what age group they would win 100% of fights against,...

Hollowed Out Yak's Horn

Three throwbacks to a simpler time talk about the Shipwrecked doc on Netflix, Armored MMA, metal bands' choreographed stage movements, cake toppers, Marvel vs DC, the crime Nick got away with, getting served, and Runnit League. Plus, Hot Take Roulette...

Bobsleighing

Three accusers of the brethren return from a little vacay and discuss what's changed in the 2 years since the first podcast episode, a new reality show call "Nation's Dumbest", Whatchamacallits, the power of the word "Actually", attending WWE events,...

Releasing the Unreleased First Episode

This is the very first episode of Derailed, recorded back in 2024. Previously unreleased. These 3 charming chums have come a long way.

That Initial Plunge

The original cast of 3 Ninjas reunite to talk about upcoming trips they've planned, luxury linen shorts, organically grown facial hair, taking people for granite, Brad branding butts, bird poop sent from God, amateur pro wrestling injuries, and...

It Was a Different Time

Three fully poseable action figures rank alternative salads, talk the Keatons of Hollywood, rock horns and chocolate milk, cute people, diarrhea lettuce, lesser known funny lines from movies, Jimothy the raccoon, and play a game of Real or Fake: 80s...

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Tight Juice

Three casual cosplayers talk about people getting mad at fireworks, The Weather Channel app, liking exactly 24 Pearl Jam songs, Bum Farto, Scheels parking, misheard lyrics, let me finish, raising the next generation of sh*tty bicyclists, and play...

Fun Party Blood

Three college drop-ins talk about firework accidents, wildcats, Nick's trip to Aldi, Steiner math, Tom Green's new show, favorite TikTok creators, and summer parties. Also, the Top 5 4ths, and an "I Can Name" game.

Willy Wonkya

Three smiley glad-hands talk about a trip to Wisconsin, using cruise control, a shaving mishap, what careers they're best suited for, bocce ball, the most versatile letter, and if we can Jurassic Park.

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It's My Day

Three blind squirrels celebrate Father's Day by enjoying some delicious B and G (Shoutouts Dan G), revealing the results of 2 truths and a lie, making tornado sounds with their mouths, discuss Idiocracy, band tattoos, mutilating fireflies, Diane vs...

It's Beamin' Time

Three unsung heroes recreate the latest TikTok trend, then discuss the NBA Finals, fighting Wemby, VH1 reality shows, and a blast from the past. Plus, two truths and a lie, and a Top 5 from Nick.

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Gum Prints

Three frequent shoppers talk about underrated life achievements, craft fairs, cigars and joints, the phone store, non-scary things from childhood that actually scared them, a punishment is paid, and a game of Real or Fake: Celebrity kid names edition. 

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Frog About to Ribbit

Three muscle-bound meatheads talk about shows that are filmed in the dark, closed caption describing music, Brandrisk fights, the greatest music video of all time, being overweight and out of shape, Chud the Builder, things that hurt so bad like...

Spread my Happy

Three side quest saboteurs speak on commonly misunderstood song lyrics, kids on dirtbikes and 4 wheelers, names with the most derivatives, ordering a beer on screen, Alton Brown, popular sayings that aren't true, and the Top 5 list of sodas. Plus, a...

BH Some DP

Three masked men talk about the Netflix MMA event, the Roast of Kevin Hart, what people read in the bathroom before smartphones, cleaning up after your dog before the workers show up, give shoutouts to Brandon, nut tap on a wedding day, Tim McGraw...