Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

DayCareDittos

Every Pokemon. Every Single Arceus Damned One.

Peter, Sara, Steven and Dave continue in Professor Oak's footsteps by studying and delivering in depth reports on the ever growing roster of Pokemon.

Gain a level and join the Daycare Dittos every Wednesday Morning!.

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130 episodes
Updated Aug 21, 2024
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Episodes130

Newest first

Jan 19, 2022 · 1 hr 6 min
Cubone & Marowak
To the Game Freak employee who wrote all of the pokedex entries for Cubone, who hurt you? Prepare to cry.
Jan 12, 2022 · 1 hr 11 min
Exeggcute & Exeggutor (Featuring @ToyFarce)
Just spelling these Pokemon is hard enough, but the Daycare Dittos take a deep dive into these "Egg Plants" with the help of Toy News International's @TOYFARCE! The hilarious toy satirist joins the pod to discuss his Pokemon journey growing up in France, home of the best localization Pokemon has ever seen.
Dec 8, 2021 · 1 hr 11 min
Voltorb & Electrode
PONDER THY ORB! We have made it to Pokemon 100 and if that wasn't special enough, these are Peter's favorites! The balls that make Team Rocket blast-off are here and they are ready to burst.
Dec 1, 2021 · 1 hr 21 min
Krabby & Kingler (Ft. Joco)
The Daycare Dittos are deep in the "it's just an animal" section of the Pokedex. Lucky for them, Joco has arrived to rescue the conversation with tales of gross beaches and the fateful story of a wasted Masterball. It's crab time!
Nov 24, 2021 · 59 min
Drowzee & Hypno
Hide your kid! Add this Pokemon evolution to the Nightmare Fuel section in your Pokedex. Child abduction, being hypnotizes into a coma, and the eating of your hopes and dreams make Drowzee and Hypno the Boogeymen of Kanto.
Nov 17, 2021 · 1 hr 18 min
Onix, Steelix, & Brock
Onix is an earthworm. That's pun and they doubled down on it! Listen to the Daycare Dittos discuss the rock snake and then break down the life and times of the horniest Pokemon Adventurer and Breeder, Brock!
Nov 3, 2021 · 1 hr 42 min
Gastly, Haunter, & Gengar (ft. KarlGerm)
BOO! Scared ya! Time to kick off the spookiest of Pokemon a week late. Halloween may be over but the scary celebration doesn't need to end. @KarlGerm of the @everyfnff podcast joins the crew to discuss your dead family members that can now be caught and trained by 10 year olds!
Oct 27, 2021 · 1 hr 10 min
Shellder & Cloyster
Cloyster is sexual in a very clinical way and that makes it a very very very very uncomfortable Pokemon. Shellder has a long tongue and has a cute voice. Cloyster is female genitals. Pokemon. Am I right?
Oct 20, 2021 · 1 hr 5 min
Grimer & Muk
Just absolutely disgusting! You would expect grotesque descriptions from a pile of filth Pokemon but Muk and Grimer still find a way to surprise. They do their good deeds for the environment while also polluting your life with turbo stank. Come on this dumpster journey with us!
Oct 13, 2021 · 59 min
Seel & Dewgong
WARNING: SEEL MAY SEEM LIKE A POKEMON BUT IT IS NOT. THEY JUST CHANGED A SINGLE VOWEL AND ARE PLAYING IT OFF LIKE A WHOLE NEW THING. IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS ARE VICTIMS OF POKEFRAUD, PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST.
Oct 6, 2021 · 54 min
Doduo & Dodrio
Multiple heads and no wings. Named after a flightless bird but it can fly? Based on a flightless bird, but looks nothing like it all. If we put x5 the effort Game Freak did into Doduo, this might be a pretty okay episode.
Sep 29, 2021 · 1 hr 19 min
Farfetch'd & Sirfetch'd (ft. Mal4m)
The Daycare Dittos are beyond excited to welcome Alex @Mal4m of the Every F'n FF podcast to join them for this very special Pokemon. Duck + Weapon has been a very overlooked and under utilized Pokemon throughout the generations, but Farfetch'd has recently hit a renaissance in Sword and Shield. Together they look back on the extremely rare, very beatable, and very eatable baby Duck with a leak.
Sep 22, 2021 · 1 hr 12 min
Magnemite, Magneton, & Magnezone
Magnets, how do they work? It seems like the professors in charge of Pokemon don't really seem to know. This Pokemon family was the first to receive a type change and the pokedex entries are like throwing a dart at an open science book. Will the Daycare Dittos be able to make sense of Magnemite? (Probably not)
Sep 15, 2021 · 1 hr 24 min
Slowpoke, Slowbro, & Slowking
Bite Me! (So we may evolve as a team) Evolution in Pokemon is confusing enough, this little pink whatever the hell it is throws all the rules and norms out the window. Is that a bad thing or are we just jealous? Is there a life better than laying out on the beach, relaxing with your sweet tail out for all to see? Find out here!
Sep 8, 2021 · 1 hr 4 min
Ponyta & Rapidash
It's a horse and a bigger horse! They run good and jump good. Fire? You bet! Then they become Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers! Excited!? WE ARE!
Sep 1, 2021 · 1 hr 17 min
Geodude, Graveler, & Golem
Rock hard and butting heads only the way dudes can! Live life to the extreme and chip away at that outer shell and maybe explode if you're feeling up to it. The Daycare Dittos discuss the first Rock Pokemon and their very unique Alolan forms!
Aug 25, 2021 · 1 hr 11 min
Tentacool & Tentacruel (ft. Gamero)
Friend of the internet Gamero joins the Daycare Dittos to discuss the "Zubat of the Sea." Some Pokemon got a big popularity boost from the anime. Having a kaiju version of this Pokemon level a small resort town cemented its badassery. Get ready for Tentacruel!
Aug 18, 2021 · 1 hr 9 min
Bellsprout, Weepinbell, & Victreebel
Time to discuss this cute little sprout and the gaping maw it becomes! What's more horrific, the Pokemon that deep throats it's entire trainer, or the acidic death pit it's based off of? Find out!
Aug 11, 2021 · 1 hr 19 min
Machop, Machoke, & Machamp
To discuss a super quick puncher we needed a super quick witted host. Steven returns to Daycare Dittos to discuss the fighting powerhouse that is Machop and it's super swol evolutions!
Aug 4, 2021 · 1 hr 34 min
Abra, Kadabra, & Alakazam (Ft. Steven)
The Daycare Dittos are beyond excited to welcome Steven, the literal brother of the podcast to his first episode! Join us for a tale of magicians, the occult, and spoon-based lawsuits as we unpack the psychic powerhouse Abra!