Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

DayCareDittos

Every Pokemon. Every Single Arceus Damned One.

Peter, Sara, Steven and Dave continue in Professor Oak's footsteps by studying and delivering in depth reports on the ever growing roster of Pokemon.

Gain a level and join the Daycare Dittos every Wednesday Morning!.

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130 episodes
Updated Aug 21, 2024
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Episodes130

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Apr 1, 2023 · 1 hr 21 min
Missingno
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Jan 18, 2023 · 1 hr 42 min
Pokemon the Movie 2000: The Power of One
This podcast is pretty long, but only because we need to say the freaking title more than once. Returning guest KarlGerm joins the pod to discuss all things Team Rocket, Big Mommy Lugia and the dangers of pill/alcohol addiction. This movie is almost 23 years old and Slowking still hasn't gotten his pants...
Jan 11, 2023 · 1 hr 17 min
Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon reached a new height in popularity in 1998 and it's silver screen debut broke box office records, pulled kids from classes, and introduced the World to some new Johto Pokemon well before Gold and Silver hit shelves. This is Pokemon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back!
Dec 14, 2022 · 1 hr 59 min
Season 1 Finale: Gen 1 Pokemon Poll Results
The Daycare Dittos use Wrap. It's super effective! You beat the last of the Elite 4 but there is one more trainer that has already become champion before you. It's us. All four of us. Don't ask questions, we already did that! We asked our listeners to review all Gen 1 Pokemon and the results are in!
Dec 7, 2022 · 1 hr 28 min
Pokemon Scarlet/Violet & Gen 1 Addendum
Scarlet & Violet are here (for better or worse) and the Daycare Dittos have each gone on their own Paldean journey, and now return to give you their honest review of Gen 9. Also, 3 Pokemon games have been released since this podcast started. This episode features all new Gen 1 Pokemon forms and facts that have come out after their featured episode. Enjoy!
Nov 2, 2022 · 1 hr 22 min
Mew (Featuring Frostwad)
They finished off the original 150 and then returned to the stage for an encore. To make it even more exciting, they brought back a guest! Frostwad returns to discuss her favorite Pokemon and the original Uber Legendary. Mew has been discovered and we promise we didn't use GameShark.
Oct 26, 2022 · 1 hr 27 min
Mewtwo
The Original 150 Pokemon finally comes to a close! As the Daycare Dittos round out the original Pokedex they meet eye to eye with a man-made monster that knows only battle and pain! Mewtwo is here!
Oct 19, 2022 · 1 hr 43 min
Dratini, Dragonair, & Dragonite
This week Daycare Dittos officially become the House of the Dragons. Little Dratini is fished from the Safari zone and grows into a hyper beaming power-house! If you don't know what we are talking about, I'm sure Lance can help explain. DRAGONS!
Oct 12, 2022 · 56 min
Moltres
The scraggliest of the Legendary Birds is here to finish off the trio! Moltres looks like you lit a Fearow on fire, but it is way more than that. This is not a bird you want to catch on the wrong side of the Victory Road!
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 hr 2 min
Zapdos
KABOOOOOOM!!!! That's the sound of the thunder strike. The Daycare Dittos are halfway through the original Legendary Birds, and this one is arguably the coolest. Zapdos proves to be a shocking good time.
Sep 28, 2022 · 1 hr 8 min
Articuno
What's that in the sky? It's a Legendary Bird and it counts in Spanish! The Daycare Dittos fly high with the majestic snow-covered mountaintops to discuss Articuno and it's devious psychic form!
Sep 21, 2022 · 1 hr 31 min
Snorlax & Munchlax
That's a big boy! Look at this hefty fella! Big cute feets and a jelly belly. We love this Pokemon! Snorlax get's hungry and sleepy and will cut all commerce between the outside world and your town. Sara is extremely excited to present to you, Snorlax!
Sep 14, 2022 · 1 hr 10 min
Aerodactyl
Some things should stay dead. If there weren't enough scary Pokemon wandering Kanto, those no good scientists of Cinnabar Island are cloning pterodactyls with shark teeth who are best known for tearing out throats. 10 year olds wander the entire continent on their own in this world! This is very irresponsible.
Sep 7, 2022 · 1 hr 6 min
Kabuto & Kabutops
Oddly the second Pokemon with knives for hands, but we can let that slide because it's one of the coolest thing to have as hands. It's week two of Fossil month! Get out your Dome Fossils! It's Kabuto time!
Aug 31, 2022 · 1 hr 11 min
Omanyte & Omastar
Praise Lord Helix! What is dead may live again! It's Fossil month here at Daycare Dittos as we start talking about those rocks Cinnabar Island Lab's zap into Pokemon. Omanyte has tentacles and a huge Twitch following. What more can there be to talk about?
Aug 24, 2022 · 1 hr 56 min
Polygon, Porygon 2 & Porygon-Z with Prof. Samphire Green
The Binder Institute is a Pokémon card research chair founded in 2018 by Prof. Samphire Green at Tamamushi U. School of Art & Design. Specializing in Gen I & II era illus. Who better to have discuss the digital duck than Prof Green!? Get ready to discuss the meta existence of Porygon's real life digital travels, Prof Green's art exhibit and finding your true self through Pokemon!
Aug 17, 2022 · 1 hr 20 min
Vaporeon, Jolteon, & Flareon
The internet is a very scary place for all Pokémon. It doesn't matter if you're a starter, anime mainstay, or eevolution. Basically what we are trying to say is DO NOT GOOGLE VAPOREON. The rabbit hole is deep and horrifying. The Daycare Dittos bring their stones to the table and talk the first 3 eevolutions
Aug 10, 2022 · 1 hr 14 min
Eevee & Scarlet/Violet News
When you grow up, you can be anything you want. Just make sure you have the right stone for the job. It is time to discuss everyones' favorite cute little puppy/fox/cat thing! Also, news has dropped on the new Pokemon games. The Daycare Dittos discuss the Scarlet and Violet reveals!
Jul 27, 2022 · 1 hr 25 min
Ditto
We have finally made it this podcast's titular Pokémon! Ditto is here to lay eggs and chew bubblegum, and Ditto doesn't chew bubblegum because I imagine the consistency of it's body is too similar and things would get weird. Kids, put on your earmuffs! This whole episode is about love making with that sweet Dittussy!
Jul 20, 2022 · 1 hr 12 min
Lapras
It's like a boat, only cuter and endangered! Lapras is the uber of the Pokemon world and it doesn't need to offer you a tiny water bottle for a 4 star review! Hang on for the ride and enjoy the sweet, sweet music of Lapras!