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Can't Roll Straight D&D

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Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings!

Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara. Brimming with fantasy Kaijus, Tarrasque-born and... clowns?

If you love narrative-focused TTRPG play that feels like sitting down for your weekly game night with friends, then Can't Roll Straight is for you!

We release an episode at 6PM UK time every Tuesday.

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S1 · E37
Tuesday · 53 min
Bella’s Choice ⎸Cataclysm #37
Uh oh… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E36
October 13 · 1 hr 1 min
The Moose Maze ⎸ Cataclysm #36
Do the roar Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E35
October 6 · 40 min
Thick Bush & Fleshy Tree ⎸ Cataclysm #35
Would you show granny your thing? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E34
September 29 · 1 hr
Bran’s Guide to Horse Husbandry ⎸ Cataclysm #34
Is it… Tungsten? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E33
September 22 · 1 hr 20 min
The Only ‘Sane’ One ⎸Cataclysm #33
Pull some tendons with my corpse god Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E32
September 15 · 1 hr 17 min
Fear and Loathing in Muld-Vegas ⎸ Cataclysm #32
No need to ‘Kilk Yourself’ WE ARE BACK! Thank you for your patience during our much needed summer break… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E31
August 4 · 1 hr 17 min
To Eat Ones Own Eggs ⎸ Cataclysm #31
Dream analysis - “Mumbo-jumbo, practiced by pseudo-shamans” Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E30
July 28 · 53 min
The Seer, The Gambler & The Acolyte ⎸ Cataclysm #30
Face up on the ceiling Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E29
July 22 · 53 min
Richard The Wizard ⎸ Cataclysm #29
Have you read the art of spunking? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E28
July 14 · 41 min
Clown-land Jesus ⎸ Cataclysm #28
We’ve upgraded our recording setup… Woo! Apologies for the handful of mic etiquette issues during the ep the players are still getting used to the new microphones :) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E27
July 7 · 1 hr 17 min
Chewing on a clown for content ⎸ Cataclysm #27
Whatever man just roll the dice… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E26
June 30 · 1 hr 13 min
GERONIMO! ⎸ Cataclysm #26
Maybe the real boss was the basic mathematical equations we struggled to do along the way… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E25
June 23 · 1 hr 1 min
The Jesters Speech ⎸ Cataclysm #25
They might not respect me… But neither do you Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E24
June 9 · 1 hr 26 min
Bran banged ⎸ Cataclysm #24
A drunk octopus tells no tales Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E23
May 26 · 35 min
Daddy Issues ⎸ Cataclysm #23
Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E22
May 20 · 58 min
Meat, Mushroom & Mollusc ⎸ Cataclysm #22
The clown CAN juggle! (I dread the day i’ll have to remaster this with smell-o-vision) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E21
May 12 · 30 min
The Bells of the Ball ⎸ Cataclysm #21
The dummies guide to entering the metamorphoserie Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E20
May 6 · 53 min
A Learned Man (feat. Bluffy) ⎸ Cataclysm #20
The players test Ethan’s lore Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E19
April 21 · 42 min
Check your literacy privilege ⎸ Cataclysm #19
Remember dear listener, water can’t be tight… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
S1 · E18
April 16 · 53 min
An Invitation ⎸ Cataclysm #18
No officer this is my clown nose Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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