
Caleb Pollan: Shmoners, Kiddush Clubs & the Five Towns
This episode is sponsored by Luxury Passover. Pesach programs are selling out and Luxury Passover is already 80% sold out: book at https://luxurypassover.com and tell them Tatty sent you. Caleb Pollan is 24, lives at home in the Five Towns and posts his whole life on Instagram. He had never heard of Call Her Daddy. 😳 On Call Her Tatty he looks it up live, explains what a shmoner is, names the best kiddush in the Five Towns, and pitches Chava a Jewish Love Island. He calls the Five Towns "the Jewish Beverly Hills" and takes it back in the same breath, ranks his top 5 Five Towns restaurants, and tells Chava why he isn't afraid that posting will cost him a wife: "All I need is one girl." We talk about: 👉 Why a Five Towns guy loves Love Island, and what a Jewish Love Island would look like 👉 Finding out Call Her Daddy exists (3.8 million followers, read off his phone) 👉 The Five Towns: the reputation, the haters, and the street he avoids 👉 His top 5 Five Towns restaurants (Holy Schnitzel is number one) 👉 The best kiddush in the Five Towns, and whether he needs an intervention 👉 Do food influencers lie about the food? 👉 What a shmoner is (you were warned) 👉 Dating when you post everything 👉 The Caleb Dictionary: rocket, valid, correct, light work 👉 Chava teaches him Yiddish 👉 Shtup, marry, kill: Tate McRae, Sabrina Carpenter, Zara Larsson If you grew up in the Five Towns, or ever wondered what goes on there, this episode goes there. Stay to the end: Zoli walks in. ⚠️ Not for kinderlach. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUXURY PASSOVER Chava and Zoli spent Pesach with Luxury Passover at the Fairmont Grand Del Mar last year. It is already 80% sold out: book now at https://luxurypassover.com and tell them Tatty sent you. Call Her Tatty is produced, edited, and posted by Short Form Media. Start your own podcast or build your personal brand with short form video at shortformmedia.co CONNECT WITH CALEB POLLAN: Instagram: @calebpollan CONNECT WITH CALL HER TATTY: Instagram: @call.her.tatty Host: @chava_feigen_honig Short Form Media: @zolihonig *CHAPTERS* 00:00 🚫 Not for Kinderlach 00:36 🏨 Sponsored: Luxury Passover 01:11 👋 Meet Caleb Pollan 04:16 🏝️ Love Island and a Jewish Love Island 07:30 🏡 Growing up in the Five Towns and starting to post 11:07 😳 He's never heard of Call Her Daddy 14:29 🏙️ What the Five Towns is really like 19:22 🍔 Caleb's top 5 Five Towns restaurants 21:01 🍷 The best kiddush and an intervention 25:23 ⛳ Golf, his day off and posting his whole life 29:55 🍽️ Do food influencers lie? 32:06 🫣 What's a shmoner? 34:53 💔 Dating when you post everything 39:09 💘 His type and eating on a first date 42:52 ⚡ Rapid fire and the Caleb Dictionary 46:09 🗣️ Chava teaches him Yiddish 48:44 🔥 Shtup, marry, kill: Tate McRae, Sabrina Carpenter, Zara Larsson 50:59 💬 His message, and Zoli walks in #CallHerTatty #CalebPollan #FiveTowns
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