Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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605 episodes
Updated Thursday

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Aug 18, 2015 · 38 min
Bitching Naked with Amy Paffrath
Jackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 11, 2015 · 40 min
Zombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily Kinney
Emily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop tops and waist trainers... after one last purge. Jackie also gets Emily to give vocal notes on a pitchy performance by Grandma Gloria and shares some fresh Gone Girl life updates. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 4, 2015 · 55 min
If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God
Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatmeal). Pop a bottle of Dom and brace yourself. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 28, 2015 · 37 min
Dr. Schimmel
Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 21, 2015 · 27 min
Jackie and the City
Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get the dish on all things Housewives and experience the aftermath of when one eats too many hot dogs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 14, 2015 · 43 min
Bachelorette Recap!
Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night's Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn's heart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 30, 2015 · 42 min
Do It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. Kate
Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's lyrics, find the PC definition of truffle butter, and discuss Kate's one night stand with Tiger Woods.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 23, 2015 · 39 min
#WIFEY
Jackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie also sheds light on possible lesbianism, ultimatums and racial identity because she's just that fucking worldly. Get wifey or die alone trying. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 16, 2015 · 36 min
Girl Interrupted with Brooks Wheelan
Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental stability and basically everything she says. Jackie updates listeners on new developments from her previous stalking faux pas on Instagram. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 9, 2015 · 55 min
Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman
Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 26, 2015 · 32 min
No New Friends with Heather McDonald
Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a heartfelt note to Kylie Jenner in order to end their online feud. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 12, 2015 · 32 min
Coco Schimmel with Eric Himel
Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 5, 2015 · 41 min
Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool
Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 28, 2015 · 36 min
Turtle Time with Amy Phillips
Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram filter says about your integrity. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 21, 2015 · 24 min
Cinderchella
Jackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intimate and mentally unstable audio diary. Will Cinderchella have a fairytale ending or end up in an asylum? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 14, 2015 · 33 min
The Young and the Reckless
Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They also discuss Jackie's deep rooted Coachella anxieties, floral head wreaths and all. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 7, 2015 · 31 min
The Other Sister
Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 31, 2015 · 35 min
Real Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus
Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this podcast sure is. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 24, 2015 · 31 min
Pretty Hurts
Jackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 17, 2015 · 32 min
Celtic Woman
Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bitch Bible

Bitching Naked with Amy Paffrath

Zombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily Kinney

If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God

Dr. Schimmel

Jackie and the City

Bachelorette Recap!

Do It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. Kate

#WIFEY

Girl Interrupted with Brooks Wheelan

Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman

No New Friends with Heather McDonald

Coco Schimmel with Eric Himel

Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool

Turtle Time with Amy Phillips

Cinderchella

The Young and the Reckless

The Other Sister

Real Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus

Pretty Hurts

Celtic Woman