Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline
(917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

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396 episodes
Updated Monday
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Episodes396

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Jun 2, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People
We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live
May 27, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2
The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered.
May 19, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice
The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.
May 12, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories
We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.
May 5, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes
Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received.
Apr 28, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You
Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.
Apr 21, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps
Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.
Apr 14, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min
Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights
It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments.
Apr 6, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min
Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights
Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.
Mar 30, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min
Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances
Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.
Mar 22, 2025 · 1 hr 19 min
Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?
The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Mar 15, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed
Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.
Mar 9, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min
Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch
The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.
Mar 3, 2025 · 1 hr 29 min
Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist
Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist.
Feb 23, 2025 · 1 hr 21 min
Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal
The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.
Feb 16, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min
Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des
The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor.
Feb 10, 2025 · 51 min
Berner Phone #77: What We Google
Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.
Feb 3, 2025 · 55 min
Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve
Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.
Jan 25, 2025 · 56 min
Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money
Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Jan 19, 2025 · 59 min
Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed
Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.

Berner Phone

Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2

Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice

Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories

Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes

Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You

Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps

Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights

Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights

Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances

Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?

Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed

Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch

Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist

Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal

Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des

Berner Phone #77: What We Google

Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve

Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money

Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed