Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

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(917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

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396 episodes
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March 16 · 1 hr 11 min
Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo
This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Maggie on tour here.
March 9 · 1 hr 8 min
Episode #132: AITA?
This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
March 2 · 1 hr 8 min
Episode #131: Traditions That Should End
This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.
February 23 · 1 hr 6 min
Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By
This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
February 16 · 1 hr
Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love
This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Ali here.
February 9 · 1 hr 5 min
Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions
Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
February 2 · 1 hr 21 min
Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo
Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond! Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Cailtin on tour here.
January 26 · 1 hr 16 min
Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On
This week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
January 19 · 1 hr 6 min
Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression
The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows cookunity.com/BERN for 50% off with code BERN functionhealth.com/BERN or code BERN25 for $25 credit
January 12 · 1 hr 12 min
Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2
The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' tour
January 5 · 1 hr 5 min
Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes
From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Dec 23, 2025 · 50 min
Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2
We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Dec 16, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions
We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Dec 9, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2
The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Dec 2, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes
The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Nov 24, 2025 · 58 min
Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip
We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' show
Nov 18, 2025 · 1 hr 38 min
Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows
Nov 12, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Nov 4, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min
Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Oct 27, 2025 · 1 hr 32 min
Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks
Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Berner Phone

Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo

Episode #132: AITA?

Episode #131: Traditions That Should End

Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By

Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love

Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions

Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo

Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On

Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression

Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2

Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes

Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2

Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions

Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2

Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes

Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip

Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins

Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs

Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories

Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks