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BEER & BIKINI

Co-hosts J & A drink cold beer & talk travel, bikinis & more!

Welcome to Beer & Bikini™ — the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions, hosted by A. & J.! 🍺👙 

He loves a cold beer and seeing her in a bikini! 👙Each episode, At they crack open craft beers, explore destinations they've visited, and share their honest, funny, and sometimes naughty takes on life, relationships, and adventure. 

  • Craft beer reviews 🍺
  • Fun travel stories 🌴
  • Sexy tropical energy  😈 
  • Bold unfiltered opinions 🎙️


Because life is better with a beer in hand, sunshine on your skin, a bikini by the pool… and zero filters.🍺

🔞 Mature audiences only. Contains adult humor, candid conversations, and unfiltered opinions. For entertainment purposes only.

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  • S3 · E110
    June 23 · 28 min

    #110 Pick it and Stick It 🔥🌶️

    🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company, cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice little Saturday." If you get the Old School movie reference, congratulations—you've officially earned your membership card to the 🎬 Old School Cool Kids Club. If you haven't seen it yet... go stream it right away! ☀️ A. & J. recap their scorching hot adventure to the PNW, where the temperatures were high, the sunscreen was working overtime, and the only things keeping them alive were 🍺 cold craft beer and 🥃 ice-cold tequila. ✈️😳 J. also shares the story of a full-blown Karen meltdown during deplaning that nearly had her ready to throw the Karen down in the aisle. Some people really should stay home and avoid commercial aviation altogether. And because one trip isn't enough, J. is already counting down the days until Fort Worth, for the Rush concert, breweries, beer gardens, honky-tonks, and a 🍔 Twin Peaks lunch stop all mapped out (.)(.) 🤠 Let's just say poor decisions and great stories are definitely on the itinerary. 🎸 👙🍻 Grab a beer, slip into your bikini (or don't), and join us for another round of laughs, travel stories, and the kind of conversations that are always better after a couple of drinks. 😎🥃🎙️ 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🎥 Check out our YOUTUBE channel for travel reviews & SUBSCRIBE! https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E109
    June 9 · 37 min

    #109 Oh Yeah..Bring On The Beaver!🍺

    🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge. Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆 This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver Brewery's Phantom Bride IPA 🍺 against the Imperial Phantom Bride IPA 🍻. Could J. tell which was which, or did the beaver win this round? 😡 Then they get fired uptalking about a US State trying to get rid of fishing, hunting, and rodeo 🤠. They have some thoughts... and let's just say she's not exactly staying quiet about it. J. also gushes over her newest favorite Texas Instagram obsession, Baty Ranch Beef 🐂 and Granny's down-home cooking 🍳🥧. That sparks a trip down memory lane as she talks about growing up with home-cooked Southern meals. And with Father's Day 👨 coming up, the conversation turns to their dads—the good, the bad, and the absolutely hilarious 😂. From childhood memories and life lessons to stories that probably shouldn't be told in public, it's a heartfelt and laugh-filled look back at the fathers who helped shape them. Grab a cold craft beer, kick back, and join the fun for another episode of Beer & Bikini! 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🎥 Check out our YOUTUBE channel for travel reviews & SUBSCRIBE! https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E108
    June 6 · 31 min

    #108 The Motor Boatin' Captain (.)(.)

    After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done. Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. 😏 Also on this episode: 🔥 Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?! 💸 Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions... 👙 Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts? 💩 What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer? 😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question? Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for. #TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLife #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🎥 Check out our YOUTUBE channel for travel reviews & SUBSCRIBE! https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E107
    May 27 · 36 min

    #107 Beer, Flights & Mile High Club?

    On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable dares, and the kind of stories that probably should’ve stayed private… but definitely make for a better podcast. 🍻👙 J. shimmy-shakes her way into interactions with some of her favorite beer Instagram accounts including Bud’s Beer Blurb, Craft Beer Bob, and The Beerded Brewer all the way from Australia and New Zealand. Which naturally leads to contemplating a trip to Sydney next year… assuming they can find a private jet, a pilot willing to deal with them, and a bed onboard so they can sleep, snack, and drink at 40,000 feet. Meanwhile, A. casually announces something about the the Mile High Club? It’s craft beer, beach energy, flirtation, travel dreams, and total unfiltered nonsense — exactly the way Beer & Bikini™ likes it. 🌴✈️🍺 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews: https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E106
    May 15 · 40 min

    #106 Vegas, Beers & Bad Decisions — Part 2 🎰🔥

    J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas. The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they actually go back? 😂 They sure did like the Dawg House Saloon Vegas, cold drinks, and the dangerously delicious Revision Brewing Vegas As F*ck Hazy IPA that may or may not have caused questionable decisions. 🍻😈 This episode’s beer review? 🍺 Voodoo Ranger G-Force Supercharged IPA — a reckless little 11% ABV situation that hits harder than a Vegas hangover and tastes like bad choices wrapped in hops. Do they love it… or does it belong in a casino bathroom trash can at 2am? They also rant about the most annoying species in air travel: the people who launch out of their seats the SECOND the plane lands and try bulldozing their way up the aisle like there’s a cash prize waiting at baggage claim. J. was absolutely triggered. STAND DOWN, PEOPLE. ✈️😂 Plus, a huge shoutout to FINLAND — officially the top listener country the past couple weeks! A. talks about his Finnish roots and where he saw his first boobies as a tween boy. Why isn't acceptable to go topless at the beach in the U.S?! Cold craft beer. Hot takes. Vegas chaos. Mild public irritation. Basically everything you need in a podcast. 🍺👙 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews: https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E105
    May 7 · 45 min

    #105 Vegas As F*ck Baby!🔥

    Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co.—a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to realize right before recording that this badass brew is straight outta Vegas. 🍺💌 So they hit Sin City for a wild ride packed with craft beer, cheeky moments, and just the right amount of naughty fun. From the electric chaos of the Fremont Street Experience—with its mind-blowing 49 million LED lights—to late-night adventures that didn’t disappoint, this trip was anything but tame. J. was more than ready to let loose… and found her favorite stop at Coyote Ugly Saloon—think hot bartenders, loud music, and just enough sass to make you wonder… did the bartender really tell J. "F*ck You" in the most playful way possible? 😉 Speaking of F-you… they stumbled upon cans of this beautiful craft beer at a restaurant—Revision Brewing Company and their bold “Vegas As F*ck IPA”—and it was love at first sip. 🍺🔥 If you’re into craft beer with attitude (and a name that says exactly what you’re thinking 😏), this one’s a must. And don’t worry… this is just Part 1. Next episdoe they will spill the tea (and cocktails 🍸) on their stay at Resorts World Las Vegas—was it luxe, wild, worth it? You’ll get all the deets. Vegas Round 2 is coming soon—and you know it’s only going to get crazier. 😈 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews: https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E104
    May 1 · 32 min

    #104 🌶️ He Wants to Put Hot Tamales Where?!

    A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head Brewery. Was it a happy accident—or a full-blown betrayal in a can? 😳 🤡 J. confesses her very strong (and slightly concerning) hatred of clowns… and let’s just say the conversation spirals into some unexpected territory . 🌶️ Speaking of unexpected… fetishes come up and suddenly we’re asking: hot tamales… WHERE exactly?! 😏🔥 💬 J. brings the drama with some “Am I The A$$hole?” stories from the internet …and let’s just say… they do NOT hold back on their opinions 😂🍹 Bold takes, bad decisions, and zero filter—just how you like it. 📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews: https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E103
    April 25 · 29 min

    #103 Desire, DMs & Digital Mischief 💋🤖

    A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being transformed into some very questionable (and wildly hilarious) photos that definitely push the line between funny and oh my… did you really just do that?! 😂 But before the AI mischief even begins… we’ve got the abacus boob shirt 🔢👀 Yep, she shows up wearing it, and A. absolutely cannot handle himself. The beads, the curiosity, the temptation—if you don’t know what we’re talking about, go ahead and Google what an Abacus is… we’ll wait 😏 Then we take things to a newer brewery 🍻, where expectations were high for a bold 12% ABV Quad IPA… and wow, what a letdown 😬 Strong? Yes. Good? Not even close. But hey—at least the buzz showed up to save the day 🍺✨ To top it all off, J. shares a DM from a listener couple gearing up for their first time at Desire Resorts 👀✈️—after binge-listening to all the Desire episodes and even grabbing J’s new book, "Desire Diaries", on Amazon 📖💋 That message sparks the ultimate unfiltered Q&A—and J. has been saving your questions… now she dives in, spills the details, and answers what everyone really wants to know 😏💬 So crack open a good craft beer 🍻 (something better than that Quad IPA), get comfy 🛋️, and come laugh, blush, and maybe learn a thing or two 😉 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews: https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

  • S3 · E102
    April 21 · 30 min

    #102 😈 Grok After Dark + Delish IPA Taste Test

    Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out. In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s been playing around with her photos using the latest Grok magic… and let’s just say… things escalate quickly. Is this the Grok + Hustler edition we didn’t know we needed? Buckle up. 🚗💨 Meanwhile, we’re keeping things juicy with a boozy showdown: St. Arnold’s Brewing Tropical Boom 🍍 (Triple IPA) vs. Citrus Boom 🍊 — Can J. actually tell the difference… or is it all just craft beer day-drinking at this point? And speaking of… we’re diving into: ☀️ Our favorite places to get perfectly inappropriate levels of day drunk 📅 What’s coming up next on our very important drinking calendar 😂 And the usual unfiltered chaos you’ve come to expect And don’t forget to check out our Beer & Bikini YouTube channel, where we share some of our favorite places to travel. Don't forget to like and subscribe! Come for the draft beer… stay for the bad decisions. 💋 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

  • S3 · E101
    April 6 · 30 min

    #101 Arse Over Tit and 69 - What the ?? 🍺

    Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️ We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams—a lingonberry sour that’s tart, juicy, and a little bit dangerous… kinda like that one ex you swore you were done with. And then—out of nowhere—we go full Dateline. Did you know how roadrunners (yes, real ones, not the cartoon) take out their prey?! J. witnessed it live outside her window and is still recovering. Equal parts horrifying and hilarious… you’ve been warned. 😳😂 Positions 69 & 71... yea don’t ask questions—just listen… or better yet, grab another craft beer and enjoy the ride. 😏 We’re also sending love to our UK listeners—our fastest-growing crew—and let’s just say… trying to learn your slang sent J. into full giggle mode. If you’ve ever gone arse over tit on vacation or called something a load of tosh after a few cocktails… you belong here. 🍻 And don’t forget—check out our YouTube channel, Beer and Bikini™, and follow our travels as we crack open craft beer (s), rock hot bikinis, and take you along to some of our favorite places. 🌴🍺👙 It’s flirty, it’s fizzy, it’s a little unhinged—and exactly what you need. Hit play… if you can handle it. 🍹🔥 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

  • S3 · E100
    March 24 · 30 min

    🔥Cheers to 100 Episodes of Brews, Bikinis & Boobs!

    🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are—Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏 The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA from Bold Republic Brewing — and WOW… she’s strong, smooth, and dangerously good 🔥We took a road trip to the brewery earlier and fell in love with the whole vibe—killer atmosphere, and a food menu we’re 100% going back for. ✨ We reminisce about how this whole podcast started and J. is still trying to wrap her head around the fact that people are listening… all over the world!! 💋 Big love to the U.K. for holding down the #1 spot for international listeners last month—y'all rock! 🔥 And in true Beer & Bikini fashion… we talk craft beer, bikinis, boobs, and just the right amount of debauchery to keep things spicy 💋 Cheers to 100 episodes… and whatever chaos comes next. #BeerAndBikini #Episode100 #CraftBeer #DoubleIPA #BoldRepublic #TexasBreweries #PodcastLife #GirlsWhoDrinkBeer ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

  • S3 · E99
    March 16 · 39 min

    #99 Thong bikini, cold beer and a "Twaffle" in Cancun🍑🍻🌴

    … sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂 Well… it kind of is. In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico. Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏 But the real highlight? Encountering what can only be described as a very snooty “twaffle.” (Yes… you’ll definitely want to hear this story.) Be sure to watch our full review video on YOUTUBE where you can see the rooftop pool, the resort vibe, and all of J’s bikinis in action. 😏👙 Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without cracking open a great beer. A pops open “The Garys Black Cat” West Coast IPA from Jester King Brewery 🍺 while they relive rooftop laughs, vacation surprises, and that unforgettable Cancun poolside moment. Grab a cold one and join A. & J. for a fun, slightly naughty, totally unfiltered vacation recap. 🍻🌴😎 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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