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Bazookaaah

Gavin Webster

UK politics satirised from a house in North Tyneside with your host Gavin Webster. Ranting about the latest commons vote, to the latest whip resigning to the latest Trump tweets, Gav weaves his way through it in an articulate poetical way with a musical background. Show going to go twice a week very soon.

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S1 · E89
Thursday · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 89
Send us Fan Mail Oh yes we're back. Alton Towers, the red light district of the East Midlands, Del Boy, Kitty Richard, yes you can see where this is all going but there's a Bazookering for an unnamed celebrity who's lost a hight court injunction from the Guardian and ITV. Can't say who. Elsewhere it's the mid terms, there's some wonderful hispanic names running Texas now as well as Muslims running other parts of 'Merica. Noel Coward, Dick Cavett, even Martin Luther get a bazoinkering as well as Trumpage and Vancey. Hold the front page, there was a big guilty verdict this afternoon and we had to mention it. It's a good issue, get into it. Also has anyone ever known anyone with the surname Walliams?!!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E88
October 29 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 88
Send us Fan Mail Bazookaaah Number 88 Ghost Ghouls and adopting American culture to a ridiculous extent as the fall comes to an end before thanksgiving, see I'm doing as well. Anyway the midterms are coming and rednecks get a bazoinking and of course closer to home the poppy boys with weird German surnames alongside the very British Ryan Bridge get a bazookering of the highest order. Some great Jenrick goading and of course Robinson and Brand get a nod, I'm sure the latter will get a leathering next week. Pallet sales in Belfast, King Charles in the West Indies or the Caribbean if you're better informed. Anyway tell your friends Bazookaaah is back!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E87
October 23 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 87
Send us Fan Mail We're back. The headlines? Well it's not really a person but a building. And it is of course Southwark Crown Court!! Probably the most important tourist destination in London these days, so many stars. Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson attract loads of hangers on, bodyguards and general entourage fannies and that with the press and the macabre public means that you must get there early to get a good view who's coming next, who's your money on. Of course Robinson and Brand get a bazookering but there's plenty more in this episode too. We've got Cornwall storm stuff, the government gets a bit of a swing and of course Trump is under fire with his anticipated no show in his defence position with the 10 billion dollar trial with the BBC, I think you're going to lose fatty, I could be wrong but I think the quiet piggy could well be you come December. Anyway there's loads more so get stuck in and tell your freinds. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E86
October 15 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 86
Send us Fan Mail Here we are, 86 and here we are giving a bazookering to Reform councillors, Harry and Meghan, Thatcher again, (I hope I'm not bringing her back to life a la Dr Frankenstein!) and of course Blair and his cronies Alistair and Peter. Brand gets a mention, I'm sure he will some more in the near future along with the DUP golden boy mister Donaldson who I'm sure will be enjoying his bread and water tonight, maybe he could go on hunger strike?!! Loads of other stuff, we're chock full of jokes, you can't beat Bazookaaah ball!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E85
October 9 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 85
Send us Fan Mail Our best yet I reckon. It starts with the news of Labour's victory in the the Kings Cross, St Pancras Euston Liverpool Street Station Community Chest Go To Jail by election and a lady got in that just by looking at her turns the heat up on Rupert Lowe to try and think of something not racist about the result. Jack Polanski shall we be offski was nowhere to be seen this week at The Green conference but was at the count watching the Green dream turn sour or rather get mouldy, to be fair they got nearly 9,000 which is probably the amount of power turbines they'll need to power Brighton especially after a lot of strobe lighting during Queenie weekend or whatever goes on. Lucy Powell, of course Prime minister Burnham and of course Polanski and co get a good bazookering. Esther Rantzen and Cyril get an honourable mention as does a posthumous Thatcher bit and of course Trump is still in the news after there was a Bazoiking of the Nobel Peace Prize. Our big kicking though goes to the wonderful Tories at their party conference in Surbiton or Harpenden or whatever twat place they held it this year. Have a great weekend and pass this all on to your mates!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E84
October 1 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 84
Send us Fan Mail Well we had to go with it, it's almost a Man City special this week but we make no apologies about it it's the only show in town, it transcends politics and world events, and it's weird that Man City used to be a regional Northern English joke but now they're a spy thriller. Obviously our penfold/woodwork teacher/Number 10 North leader has other things to deal with but he had to make a statement and went very Manchester on it. Oh I don't know Rupert Lowe, Kevin Hollinrake (who), Etihad, Gareth Southgate, LS Lowery even Godley and Creme get Bazookered this week. Get stuck into it and where were you when we were shit?! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E83
September 25 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 83
Send us Fan Mail Yes 83 and we start with my window cleaner and we end with trashing East Yorkshire. World War 3, Mar A Lago, Eritrea and drinking at football matches all get a bazoinkering as well as messrs Trump, Danny Thommo, Alcaraz the tennis player, Pope Leo 14th, Lech Walesa, Said Aouetta, Liz Truss and Nick Ferrari amongst others. Tell your mates, it's a great listen!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E82
September 17 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 82
Send us Fan Mail Number 82 and it starts with a bit of classic anti Royalism followed by a bit of pop music! Yes it's a bit of a trivial start but of course it was big news in the corporate pop world this week when the most famous ginger in East Anglia (well he used to be but Harry's back now isn't he) Ed Sheeran caused a storm by firing his support act for his own act of support of some middle easterns. John Constable (evening all), George Orwell and several other famous Ipswich famous sons get a mention and Macklemore, the Irish support group and several other pop types as well as the head of the tour Mr Kraft (Gillette) get a good bazookering. There's a bit of Trump but more importantly Carney of Canada gets a dressing down and to close this week's pod we get stuck into the sticky subject of AI and what we're going to do about it. Some Facebook shouts in there as well. Get it listened to and tell your friends!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E81
September 11 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 81
Send us Fan Mail We're on 81 now and this one starts with letter friendly tongue twister headlines. Sometimes there's only one show in town but there's three this week. Who to choose from, is it Nigel? Nah, believe it or not he's been thrown off the front page by two even more right wing people. Tommo has come from nowhere and he emerges with the army of balaclava boys coming out of vans like fly by night Dinorod bog unblockers, Patriot Platform are very mobile, one minute they're in Portsmouth then hey presto they're outside the Daily Mail London offices, suited and booted and still in their balaclavas. Surely though the week belongs to Tommy though, Tommo is the pretender to the crown of risible right wingers but Tommy is still the supreme leader after another week of exposed bullying, threatening and pleas for money from his army of followers. They all get a bazookering. Get stuck into it!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E80
September 3 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 80
Send us Fan Mail Here we are, the BIG EIGHT O. A new prime minister batting off Baddy Badenoch and of course Baron Tice who gets Bazookered more than once on this episode due to his embarrassing Dad act in the commons and on TV political programmes with his anger and ire at net stupid zero and solar blummin power. Yes Starmer, after his announcement of his planned 'running away' gets the treatment as well, I'm going to miss doing his impression when he's a nobody next year. A by election has been called, Jack Polanski will get a bazookaaah next week as he's thrown his Green hat into the ring for the upcoming campaign. Driverless cabs in London, the dinghies and the gangs and undercover reporters at garden parties, it's all here. Great to be back!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E79
July 31 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 79
Send us Fan Mail Robert Bush, no not the presidential dynasty but the funeral director gets a respectful funeral type hammering at the end but the main news is the Spanish Cueto which sounds like a dance or a form of the runs but no it's an island near Morocco so it's like Spain's Guernsey. Not much Trump or Burnham this week but we do cover the T shirt-gate event of the year with a leader's friend and a photo and a reaction from a leader but for the moment not a politician, you know what I'm talking about. I aint gonna play Sun City, Radovan Karadzic, Denis Lilley and many others they all get a bazookering. Do get stuck in and of course become a supporter of Bazookaaah Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E78
July 24 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 78
Send us Fan Mail We're at 78 and it's turned into very much an economic Bazookaaah! But of course we had to talk about the relaxing of taxes on household fuel bills and business rates for licence premises. Oh how they complain though, who does? Celebrity bloody chefs. Cue a bazookering of Tom Kerridge and Nick Beardsmore. Yes I've no idea either. Mind you it got me to name check Tony Barber and Bobby Crush! Very much stars of yesteryear. Some great Northern Ireland bomb stuff as well, also the number 10 North unveling. Oh I wish I'd been there, it sounds great. We got a few references in like Frank N Furter, Mae West and Martin Scorcese's mother. Gary Lineker gets a free pass but there's a bit of a bazookering for old Thatch supporters and the Northumbrian town of Haltwhistle!! Get stuck in and tell your friends. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E77
July 17 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 77
Send us Fan Mail Bazookaaah 77, yes it's a punk reference. Isn't it, it's my favourite number. I don't think 26 is Starmer's favourite number. Good riddance you turncoat twat. The end of the Keir show had the usual lack of gigs and incisive conviction. Trump bombing Iran again, obviously the Dartmoor death last week and Andy's coronation along with many other Bazookerings dominate this week's effort. Golda Maier, the charge of the light brigade, Thomas Tuchel, Jacob Rees Mogg and Paul McCartney, Argentina FC as well as the wonderful Mariella Frostrup all get a grilling. Do please like and share. We care here at Bazookaaah!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E76
July 10 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 76 A Farage Special
Send us Fan Mail Yes we couldn't ignore it, we couldn't just push it to the back pages or human interest section. We had to not only make it headlines but we had to devote the whole pod to it this week!! Can you blame us, it's box office and we must give the Bazookaaah public what they want. A bit of hot weather and the World Cup at the beginning but then we had to go in balls deep for Farage. Anyway it's us against the establishment so bring it on!!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E75
July 3 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 75
Send us Fan Mail Here we are the 75th, lots of World Cup and bazookering the twats who spray beer everywhere when Ingurlund score. Great reference to domestic violence Djed Spence and the UK Subs. Burnham hasn't had his feet under the table at number 10 yet, that's number 10 London, no the one in Wigan that he's planning, but he gets the treatment here. Rupert Lowe, disabled racists and the Straights of Hormuz as well as Cape Horn and Cape Verde are all covered as well as the Stone Roses and Harry and Paul's Gone Fishing. Entebbe, the Grunwick picket line, even Aberdeen FC get more than a mention. This one is a stormer, get on to it!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E74
June 26 · 25 min
Bazookaaah Number 74
Send us Fan Mail If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background. Anyway he's finally gone and did a typical summer season swan song performance from an Opportunity Knocks failure at PMQ's where he defended the equally shit Brigitte Philipson with vigour after Bad Badenoch put the pair of them on the canvas. Nigel gets bazookered on here and it's regretted a bit from me as it seems he got savaged by every journalist, left right and indeed centre all this week with his staggered press conference for fascist June or whatever it is. Do please enjoy and tell your dreadful friends about it as well. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E73
June 19 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 73 By Elections Special
Send us Fan Mail Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party. The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sent the grim reaper to his door dressed as a pantomime horse or something. However Burnham won and everyone in the Labour Party are sucking up to him to death like it was snake poison inside their child. I'm not good at similies. Anyway Starmer, Farage, Tice, Dorries, Pochin and many others get a special by election bazookering. Kemi gets spared due to an unexpectedly good night from the golf club bores in the Conservative Party. I'll let Dorries off because she's such a risible woman that in a different life would have been an active member of the Manson family. Yes world news and we do a bit of Trump and really mutually advantageous Iranian (he says ironically) deals but it's mainly by election satire on a great Bazookaaah day!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E72
June 12 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 72
Send us Fan Mail It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth. Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his equally talent free, humourless, charisma bypass friends on the front bench. Trump and his friends get a grilling with this promise of Iran action, is anyone listening to him anymore. But he won a landslide at the previous election despite the fact that the Democrats rigged it, anyway this all happened because the president himself said so. Let's hope he lasts as long as an Iranian sports visa. Right listen in and pass it on folks Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E71
June 5 · 24 min
Bazookaaah Number 71
Send us Fan Mail We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it. Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of course 'bald' humour. Of course Farage gets a bazookering and there's nods to Fabricant, Ferigno and Bixby from Hulk fame. Gibbons and Kenyan from Reform, Phillipson from Friends of Isreal and a supply teacher woman from The Greens and of course Robinson from very good Friends of Israel get a mockings and Ovett and Coe, Batman alongside Mel and Sue and Vorderman are all part of this week's plot. Have a listen and tell your terrible friends to as well. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk
S1 · E70
May 29 · 23 min
Bazookaaah Number 70
Send us Fan Mail Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!! JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis. The Tories are getting shot at but frankly the words fish in a barrel spring to mind these days, it's like trying to empty the blind box hitting those arrogant golf club bores these days. Of course there's increasing satire when it comes to the Makerfield by election. more of that next week and the week after. Kenyon who gets bazzokered is very much comedy gold, the daft Rugby League loving, women hating, obsessed with driving directions buffoon. He's been sent from heaven. Unfortunately he'll be back in oblivion next month! Crack on, have a listen, there's loads of swearing in it and there's mentions of Les Dawson, Don Revie and The Hillman Imp!! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk

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