Baseless Speculation

Sanspants Radio

Three boys with bad brains speculate on all upcoming movies, TV shows and comics. Check back each week for an assortment of unfounded, unresearched and unsubstantiated predictions.

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Jul 30, 2025 · 1 hr 52 min
Fantastic Four: First Steps - Baseless Reaction
FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out. Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just for you. The plural of Horse is Heese :) Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jul 23, 2025 · 1 hr 29 min
Running Man - Who TF is Running and Why?
Another Hollywood remake and it's bound to be a banger... Maybe. Edgar Wright is helming this updated version of the Running Man starring Glen Powell, but will it be any good? Let's find out. Time for another very fun and totally real Horse fact! Horses have adopted capitalism and as such are being crushed under its weight. Have a nice day. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jul 16, 2025 · 1 hr 36 min
Superman - Baseless Reaction
It's finally here, the movie we have all been anticipating ever since the post credit scene of Black Adam!!! Lets break down this newest iteration of the worlds most famous super hero! What did we think, did we love it? Is it pretty good? Should you let Jackson cuck you? Find out all the exciting answers to these questions and more in the episode. Fun Fact Superman is not a horse... so yeah... there you go... As you were. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jul 9, 2025 · 1 hr 36 min
Fantastic Four: First Steps - Is it Going to Suck?
Look, we might have forgotten to do an episode on Fantastic Four until just now, but that doesn't mean we won't bring our usual high standard of journalistic integrity to breaking down and speculating all about this movie. Get ready for absolute cinema.... The cinema in question is this episode of Baseless speculation, not F4 just to be clear... That will probably be okay I guess. The Fantastic Four do not use horses to get about. Instead they choose to use a flying car or sometimes a rocket. Idiots if you ask me. Imagine a big rock man on a horse? How sick would that be?... These horse facts have really gone down hill haven't they? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jul 2, 2025 · 1 hr 37 min
We Figured Out the Plot of Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Okay not really. But maybe we did, who knows? The only way to really find out is to listen to this beautiful podcast by three beautiful boys and then you'll know once and for all if we lied to you. There is a horse in a Spider-man movie that apparently has spider-man powers and that's pretty sick. But the Horse is also ridden by a cowboy Spider-man with cowboy spider powers and that's even sicker. So pretty cool horse fact I think we can all agree. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jun 25, 2025 · 1 hr 28 min
WTF is Going On in The Conjuring Franchise?
Spooky Spooky Ghosts, Spooky Spooky Dolls, and the perhaps the scariest thing of all, a pair of no good scam artists! What is this franchise? What Is next for the Warrens and their long history of being upstanding good people who never had sex with anyone underage. Don't Worry about it. Anyway let's find out. Horse Ghosts are 100% real and if you kill one that spooky mf will haunt you until the day you die, Legally I cannot tell you how I know this information, just trust me. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jun 18, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min
Jurassic World Rebirth - What's Going Down on that Island?
Jurassic World 4, or Jurassic Park 7, however you wanna think of it, they sure did make another dinosaur movie, but what is gonna happen? Will we finally get human dinosaurs? Probably not but that would be pretty sweet, anyway listen to us talk about that movie or shut up. Horses share 95% of their DNA with dinosaurs. I'll be honest I made this one up, but that would be cool right? Imagine horse dinosaurs. Pretty sick. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jun 11, 2025 · 1 hr 45 min
WTF Even is Skibidi Toilet?
Skibidi Toilet, the newest thing that is rotting all the brains of those iPad kids all over the world! Apparently it's gonna be a movie so lets figure out wtf it actually is and what is gonna happen in this new Michael Bay Masterpiece! Horses are unable to use regular toilets since they are so large Instead they are forced to relieve themselves out in the fields which is both cruel and gross. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jun 4, 2025 · 1 hr 46 min
28 Years Later: Will it Bring Zombies Back?
28 Years Later, a movie set 23 Years after, 28 Days Later. Absolute hack. Wait 5 years. Anyway this movie is coming out so maybe Zombies are coming back into the zeitgeist. Did they ever really leave? there is like 1000 Walking Dead shows so who knows, but is anyone even watching them? Maybe but who cares because we are here to talk about a different zombie thing.... some of the time anyway. Horses are actually immune to the Zombie virus. Think about it. Have you ever seen a zombie horse? check mate atheists. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 28, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min
Elio - Another Pixar Flop or Their Next Big Hit?
Elio - Pixar's newest adventure about a little boy going to space but there has been all kinds of trouble behind the scenes and potentially the movie has been entirely changed. Can it be salvaged? Will it be any good? What would we do for a million dollars? Come find out I guess. Jackson has sniffed up to 25 horses (Unverified) Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 21, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min
Predator: Killer of Killers - What's it all About?
Predator Killer of Killers is a brand new show coming out soon about everyones favourite murderous monster, doing what it does best across time, so join us as we barely talk about that and mostly discuss the complexities of cinema etiquette, and Jackson cleaning in the nude! It's a good fun time! Horses have a very low tolerance for dumb people, meaning they would absolutely hate you. Lol get wrecked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 14, 2025 · 1 hr 52 min
Daredevil: Born Again Full Season - Baseless Reaction
We watched the first two episodes, so we might as well finish the season I guess. Can we tell it was broken up and completely rewritten into a different show? Yeah absolutely it's very obvious, but we'll have a good time breaking it all down and talking about Jacksons many many many eccentric quirks. Horses are not blind and do not fight crime. This makes them unlike Daredevil in that respect. You cannot deny that is fundamentally a fact about horses, and if you try to I'll see you in court. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 7, 2025 · 1 hr 35 min
Thunderbolts* - Baseless Reaction
Are movies back? is Marvel back? Are we back??? All these questions and more will be answered (probably not) We saw Thunderbolts Asterix and now we definitively know what the Asterix is for. You gotta listen to find out though. Engagement bait etc. There are zero horses in the Thunderbolts* Movie... maybe. I've only seen it once at this point but like maybe there's one in the background somewhere or like on a billboard ad in New York or something? Anyway point is I'm pretty sure there are no horses in this movie which is your horse fun fact for this weeks... Yes this counts. Fuck you. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 30, 2025 · 1 hr 45 min
Every Announced Star Wars Movie since Episode IX
They sure do love to tell us a big new Star Wars movie is coming. Not so much actually making them but boy do they love telling us they are definitely going to happen. Let's take a look and see exactly what has been announced since the last Star Wars movie was released. So many great movies to look forward to that absolutely will 100% come out... right? Fun Fact if you told a horse that you love them they would judge you super hard. Turns out they just like you as a friend and all the time you put in developing your relationship with your beautiful horse actually meant nothing to them, they would much rather date another horse than you... On an unrelated note I am looking to sell a horse. Get in touch to discuss the details. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 23, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
WTF is going to happen in Thunderbolts*?
Thunderbolts Asterix. What does the Asterix mean? Will they be the Dark Avengers? Will they be the regular Avengers? Will they be the Suicide Squad but for Marvel? Who knows but lets try to figure out what is happening and what is to come in marvel movie number 4763! Did you know that Horses actually love podcasts. Specifically this one. They think it's so sick and honestly the only reason these facts are here each and every week is so that the beautiful horse kind can learn more about themselves. Good for them I reckon. Shout out to all our horse listeners. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 16, 2025 · 1 hr 21 min
Tron Ares: What's it all about?
Tron Ares sure is coming out some point soon maybe, and better yet it stars everyone's favourite actor, the dude from 30 Seconds to Mars who has never done anything crook. Come join us for a fun chat about normal men doing normal things, movies that are not Tron Ares and occasionally Tron Ares. Fun Horse fact Number 7592: All horses are gay. That's it. That's the fact. Just all horses are gay. See you next week. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 9, 2025 · 1 hr 28 min
Avengers Doomsday Casting Announcement (CHAIR SPECIAL!!!)
What is the most exciting way to reveal the cast of the next big Marvel movie? That's absolutely right, a whole bunch of empty chairs. I mean it's just so painfully obvious, this is why DC failed because they didn't bring out the empty chairs. Anyway let's watch this for 5 hours and have a great time maybe. Horses are fluent in both Japanese and French but struggle with Italian, mostly because of the hand movements. They only have hooves. Once again is this a very true fact. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 2, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
What is Going to Happen in Freakier Friday? FT Grace Jarvis
Huge thank you to Grace Jarvis for joining us for this weeks episode, be sure to pick up tickets to her upcoming comedy festival shows and follow her on social media! Melbourne Tickets - https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/just-because-i-m-crying-doesn-t-mean-i-m-not-having-a-nice-time/ Brisbane Tickets - https://www.brisbanecomedyfestival.com/events/grace-jarvis/ Sidney Tickets - https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/grace-jarvis-just-because-im-crying-doesnt-mean-im-not-having-a-nice-time/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gracejarvisohno/?hl=en Freaky Friday is back and this time there's more people getting swapped. What lessons will they learn? Will Jackson ever be Freaky Friday'd with a a dog? Should that Chinese woman pay for her crimes? Have a listen and find out I guess. Horses. Gotta love em. Just some big lovely fellas, and maybe sometimes ladies but I can't be sure. I'm no scientist. Anyway do you love horses? Let me know. Or don't. I don't really care to be honest. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 26, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min
What even is 'A Minecraft Movie?'
Editors Note: Apologies folks. For some reason during the recording Jackson’s microphone cut out for about 8 minutes at 52:48 (Timing might be a little off depending on ads) and then again in the last 2 minutes of the podcast. The audio you will hear for him is from the iPhones used to record the footage. It has been cleaned up as best as possible but is obviously not as good as speaking directly into a broadcast microphone. thankfully it does not last too long. Minecraft. You love it. Your kids loves it. Everyone loves it. So why not make a movie from it right? It's a billion dollar idea, but the question is what the heck is it about? And how do we get Jack Black in it??? lets find out. Did. you know that Horses can live to be 1500 years old in some circumstances. You may think that's just completely false and something made up by a man going insane having to find a new horse fact every week, and to that I say I'll see you in court. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 19, 2025 · 1 hr 38 min
Daredevil: Born Again - Baseless Reaction
Daredevil is back in the MCU, wasn't it always in the MCU I hear you ask? Maybe idk tbh, It's kinda vague. I guess it wasn't all cannon but now it is? Look man it's a lot of tv to keep up with and I got problems of my own I'm trying to deal with. Anyway here's an episode about Daredevil. Every single horse is my friend. Yep this is a fact. A real one too. All horses in the world just love me and want to hang out with me. I'm definitely not running out of these interesting horse facts to put here. On an unrelated note what are some other cool facts I could include? Anyway be kind to horses... and me. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Send us presents: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy