Baseless Speculation

Sanspants Radio

Three boys with bad brains speculate on all upcoming movies, TV shows and comics. Check back each week for an assortment of unfounded, unresearched and unsubstantiated predictions.

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274 episodes
Updated July 28
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July 28 · 1 hr 20 min
Jackson and Duscher Breathlessly Explain Minions and Monsters
Jackson and Duscher went and saw Minions and Monsters and it changed their lives, so they've invited their most adult friends, Joel Zammit and Matt Stewart, into the studio to breathlessly explain the movies plot. Well Joel Zammit was there anyway, but Matt is guesting. The movie is insane in multiple ways you're not expecting, and is maybe the best movie in the Minions franchise. Listen on and make your own decision. Go see Do Go On live in Canada! https://dogoonpod.com/live-shows/ Go watch Matt's special! https://www.youtube.com/user/stupidoldchannel Go see ATB and Matt on Tour! https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/ And follow Plumbing the Death Star on Instagram for Live Show Updates! https://www.instagram.com/plumbingpod/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
July 23 · 1 hr 16 min
Toy Story 5. Good?
Tech is coming! It's time for the boys to discuss the fifth entry in the toy story ouvre, Toy Story 5. Was it good? Yeah. Was it amazing? Hard to say. There was certainly a lot going on. Jackson thinks it's funny Toy Story backed itself into a corner, Zammit loves to throw his baby around, and Duscher gets distracted halfway through to have a (justified) argument with someone on his phone. One thing is for sure, they're gonna keep making Toy Story movies and we're gonna keep watching them. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
July 15 · 1 hr 31 min
Was Supergirl Good?
Well let's get this out of the way: Jackson is gonna get spiderwebs shaved into his hair. There's no horse in this movie. There's Lobo though, for some reason, and a child trafficking ring, and at one point Supergirl pisses with the door open. Look, all the boys loved Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow so this movie had a lot to live up to and it hits that much harder that it absolutely failed. A real bummer for the BS boys. But hey, maybe Clayface will be good. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
July 4 · 1 hr 11 min
Jackson’s Based Reaction To Shang Chi (But Really Ken Burns The Civil War Vol 1)
Zammit is sick, so instead enjoy this beautiful episode of Baseless Speculation+ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
June 18 · 1 hr 3 min
Jacksom Ate 12 Eggs
Joel Duscher is away getting his teeth pulled or getting more teeth or something we don’t know so Jackson and Zammit have teamed up for a retrospective on the worst two and a half hours of Jackson’s life: eating 12 eggs. If you’ve ever wanted to hear two men talk about eggs for an hour this is the podcast for you. Jackson provides a blow by blow of each horrible egg he was forced to consume and Zammit tells a frankly horrible story about a banana. Technically they talk for a bit about Spiderman at the very end, so this still counts as a movie podcast. Enjoy. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
June 10 · 1 hr 38 min
The Future of Star Wars
Is Star Wars cooked? Thats the question the boys dare to answer on this weeks episode. Grogu was kind of mid so does that spell disaster for star wars in general? Also man Ryan Gosling has been in a lot of movies and surprisingly most of them didnt do very well. Plus the boys throw aspersions at each other and the rich and famous, as is tradition. Don't forget to give them five stars on your podcast app and if you know a good lawyer contact Duscher directly. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
June 3 · 1 hr 22 min
How Come The Boys Fumbled the End?
Oh the Boys! What a show! And now it's over and the BS Boys have seen it (or at least the finale) and now it's time to basedly react. Spoiler warning, the boys (our boys, not the show) aren't terribly impressed. Zammit has multiple suggestions for improvement, Duscher remembers an incident involving an elevator shaft, and Jackson reveals his nut preferences. Plus some important information regarding the eating of twelve eggs, so stick around till the end. Classic the boys. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 27 · 1 hr 38 min
Was Mando and Grogru Good?
Star Wars is back on the big screen! For such a momentous occasion Jackson and Duscher decided to go to a midnight screening! They regret that! Was the movie good? Did anything happen in it? Is it good to see hutts fight each other with their disgusting slimy worm bodies? And most importantly, does Jackson have to eat 12 eggs? All questions are answered in this beautiful based reaction. The future for Star Wars is looking bright as hell! Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 20 · 1 hr 20 min
Did You Think The Franchise Ends Just Because of a Big Finale? WRONG! Toy Story 5!
Despite ostensibly ending twice already Toy Story is back with its fifth instalment, Toy Story 5! This time it seems like the toys are going up against tech (by which it appears they actually mean screens) in a battle for Bonnie's attention. The boys discuss this a bit, but mostly they discuss egg recipes, brain rot, and the best way to chug two litres of milk. Joel Duscher also does an "art tierlist" that is sure to ruffle some feathers. The boys also receive an offer for a free horse and come very close to accepting it. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 14 · 1 hr 12 min
What Will Michael 2 Be About?
It would be fair to say that the King of Pop Michael Jackson was a controversial figure. But did you know that in the 2026 movie Michael literally none of it is addressed because the movie ends in the late 80s? Did you also know that the movie ends with a sequel tease? How will they do that? How could they possibly make a movie about the second half of Michael Jackson's life? Don't they know what he did???? Is it possible to make a Michael Jackson movie with a gigantic lawsuit sized hole in it?????? Well thank god the BS boys are here to answer that question in what might be their most dangerous episode yet. Listen to it whilst you still can. Theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 7 · 1 hr 44 min
How Will The Boys End?
Amazon Prime's hit TV Series The Boys is coming to an end and who better to speculate on the ending of Amazon Prime's hit TV series The Boys than da boys?! Who's going to eat V1? Who's Homelander's bio-mom? Will Hughie be the one to stop God-Emperor Homelander? Will the give that bulldog V1 juice so he can finally live his dream of making sweet love to Homelander? All these question and more answered or vaguely alluded to on today's Baseless Speculation! Also included is a bonus 35 odd minute Based Reaction to Daredevil: Born Again by Jacksom to avoid drinking poison (at the start of the episode) as well as an unexpected genuine moment where Jackson asks a question about "The Forbidden Milk". It's The Boys with Da Boys! Please sign up for BS+ to help your favourite boys not become blind, deaf and dumb (unfortunately we're already so stupid) as we are suffering! New theme music by the wonderful Eli Endres Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 29 · 1 hr 6 min
Who's Excited for The Mandalorian & Grogu?
It's been a long time coming, but BS boys are finally talking about Mandalorian and Grogu. Do they want to see it? Do they understand it really? Is star wars still good in the year of our lord 2026? These questions are difficult to answer. What we do know is that in this episode Jackson whiffs it on the wheel twice with devastating consequences for both him and Zammit, and that sort of eats up most of the run time. Jackson also gets called out for not watching Daredevil. Theres a lot going on. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 22 · 1 hr 22 min
Your Ideal Sci-Fi Sequel with Benny Davis
We're in Sydney and JD went missing for a few hours but that doesn't matter right now because we're joined by Benny Davis to ask what our ideal sci-fi sequel would be, which was really just a ham fisted way for us to defend Avatar against the hurtful things Benny had to say about it and for Benny to be eternally disappointed in us. Learn about Quintin the cockatoo that really just needed to go home, our pitch for Star Wars 2: A Newer Hope and listen for the exact moment Benny realises that we are not serious people. Also Mr Gattaca was going to Titan, a moon of Saturn, not Venus. One thousand apologies. Another apology because we know his name is Vincent Freeman, not Mr Gattaca. We're just being silly boys xx o. Go see Benny live at the Sydney Comedy Festival at the Factory Theatre from May 6th https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/benny-davis-bitter-sweet/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 14 · 1 hr 40 min
Is Lanterns DC’s Answer to True Detective (or How to Ruin Your Life in One Easy Horse Related Step)?
In blackest day, in darkest night, my ring! I will wear it so tight? And evil dead, from my ring, that’s the green lantern thing! Please note, the majority of this episode is dedicated to how easy it is to wreck your life by co-owning a pleasure horse with friends. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 9 · 1 hr 43 min
What Is Going on in ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’?
JD has had 3 strong coffees and we all try podcasting: normal style for once in our gosh damn lives. Is this good? Is this what you want? Because it was hell for us. Hopefully after we see this film the most important question that is on everyone’s lips will be answered: is Ned still a wizard? Also a little addendum to today’s episode as in between recording this and it going live Paul got got by some guy with a knife or something. We are all very sad about it and hope Marvel retcons this asap. #welovepaul #bringbackpaul #paulheadsunite Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 2 · 1 hr 34 min
Can Duscher Eat 40 Nuggets? aka Why is Super Mario Galaxy Not Good?
A lot of claims were made about the new Mario movie and none of them came true. For your listening pleasure, or viewing pleasure if you’re watching youtube.com/@plumbingthedeathstar, JD eats 40 very cold chicken nuggets that he cares not for. So witness the best day of Jackson’s life in preparation for next week when Jackson has his worst day as he has to watch Midnight in Paris 4 times in a row. You can watch his beautiful face age in real time next Thursday at around 11am Melbourne time over at twitch.tv/sanspantsradio to keep him honest. He won’t be engaging in chat, but he will be having a bad time. We also talk about Mario. It’s fine to below average. A somewhat competent movie that is rather hollow but nice to look at. But you don’t care about that. You just want to know how badly JD suffers. And it’s a lot. He had to cancel plans. What an episode. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 25 · 1 hr 34 min
Who's the Villain in Super Mario Galaxy Movie?
Motel life isn't for everyone, especially when Bryce HATES you. But thank you for celebrating our 48th birthday in this empty parking lot. Anyways, Mario? He got another movie coming out? Would it be weird if we went on a first date to your family Christmas? Don't answer that. Don't worry about it. Hey, who do you think is the villain of Mario Galaxy? It can't be Bowser again, surely. Bowser Jr. He's your bad guy! Bowser will go good I reckon. Unless Nintendo bring in Mr Prince Bean to really wreck those plumber brother days. That'll happen for sure. So what do you say, we putting these two twin beds together or what? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 18 · 1 hr 34 min
How Bad is Warner Bros. Paramount Acquisition?
The world is bad and it keeps getting worse as your three favourite boys do their best to not just give up and spend the rest of their days in some kind of goon bunker away from everything that’s terrible. Unfortunately we can’t afford a bunker, for either gooning or non-gooning activities. Instead we have to look at the news and see how we’re all getting reamed this time. It’s unfair that we can’t ruin movies with our daddy’s money. We’d be so good at it! Instead this buffoon is going to make the next few years of entertainment unbearable so we can’t even escape from all the terrible things that are happening. Embrace the slop. There are no rules. That said, in a surprise turn of events after we recorded this, Paramount aren’t moving forward with human garbage Max Landis’ treatment for G.I. Joe. We are honestly just as surprised as you are. We also changed the theme song because we kept getting yelled at. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 11 · 1 hr 9 min
How Will Sony S#!t the Bed This Time?
Sony continue to prove they're the funniest production company out there by making the big claim that they're gonna reboot the Sony Spider-Man Universe. Why? We dont know. But we're certainly gonna talk about it. Some people say you can't shit the same bed twice but clearly theyre very wrong. Here's hoping for Madame Web 2. ALSO Baseless Speculation proudly introduces a wheel of torture/bad/evil/punishment in this episode in an attempt to hold themselves accountable/make their lives worse. Plus Zoo updates. This ep has it all. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 4 · 1 hr 40 min
Avatar: Fire and Ash - Was it Good? (Yes)
Da Boys are back in town and it's time to crack open the blue face paint, get disappointed we're not on Pandora, try to hünk with a dog or whatever then get sad we can't do that either. Realise we all have Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome. Not get therapy. Continue to do this terrible podcast. Such is life. Plus Zammit tells a horrible story of fatherhood. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy