Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Andy Warhol: Love Me or Hate Me, It’s Still an Obsession!

OMG this guyyyyy! Pop art KING! He is the tea and the tea is him... Come join us as we learn all about how this genius was able to sneak BLOW JOBS into the high art world! There will be sex, there will be drugs, and there will be soup… lots of soup… like omg why is there so much soup?!?! And in true Andy Warhol fashion, everyone is invited. So bring your friends too! Drag queens, sex workers, gun shots, soup and autism! YES SOUP FOR YOU! Love you, mean it! Xoxo, The Baroque B's

The Khajuraho Temples: India, Let Your Sacred Freak Flag FLY!!!!

Join us for the history behind the fun and scandalous Khajuraho Temples! We'll get you in touch with your sexual desires by starting off with a little guided meditation, lead into a scandolous sexy story about... the moon, and continue with lots of liberating conversation on why you should really LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY in the bedroom! No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, we can all take a note out of ancient India's book, (like the literal book of Kama Sutra) and join the movement for sexual freedom in yourselves and in support of others. Let's get FREAKY! Oh and btw there's no syphilis in this one... YAY! As always, thanks for listening. We love you! The Baroque Bitches

Paul Gauguin: Love ’Em, Fuck ’Em, and Leave ’Em featuring Angela Dela Cruz

Oof, Paul Gauguin, amirite? In this episode, we are joined by one of our favorite old friends, chef/artist/communicator/musician extraordinaire, ANGELA DELA CRUZ! Come meet our favorite Shmang!!! Together, we will dive deep into the depraved life of Paul Gauguin. Good thing his suffering matched his crimes in the end... There will be dogs named after penises, themes of colonization, there will be a song Chelsea came up with to remind about STD prevention, and in true theme with the Impressionists, and now this show... there will be SYPHILIS! But as always we do make it fun! Thank you for listening! We love you, the Baroque Bitches WARNING: This episode does contain explicit content about this artists life, and he did have inappropriate relationships with underage girls. Because this world is fucked up and you or someone you know may have been affected by a similar situation, we want to warn before you listen to this episode in case you may suffer from PTSD or just want to avoid this type of material in general. You may consider skipping this one. Also, please be reminded, we love you. <3

Peter Paul Rubens: Thickness is my SICKNESS!

We love a thick bodied babe and it probably doesn't take a genius to figure out that our man Rubens did too! And though we are all finally recovering from the mindfuck in media we grew up with, we’re here to remind that FAT has always been P.H.A.T. in this episode! Join us as Chelsea unearths all the TEA surrounding this painter's life. There will be AFFAIRS, there will be MURDER, and there will be... really not-okay age differences within marriages... again! I know, I know, EWWWW. I'm sorry it's not our fault all these artists are just SOOOOO gross. We still make it fun though, promise! Thanks for listening and as always, we love you! Xoxo, The Baroque Bitches #arthistorypodcast #artpodcast #arthistory

Georgia O’Keeffe Part 2: Karen Goes West! featuring Evelynn Bird

Welcome to part 2 of Georgia O'Keeffe - KAREN GOES WEST! In this episode we welcome an old friend, art conservationist - Evelynn Bird! We of course get into the HOT TEA in how Georgia gets to New Mexico, get some much needed perspective on this artist who everyone loves loves loves, and end off with the JUICIEST TEA I think we have done yet. You're not gonna wanna miss this one...! Love you! Xoxo - The Baroque Bitches

Georgia O’Keeffe Part 1: These Flowers... are HOT!!!

Welcome to our first TWO-PART EPISODE!!! And you know what, Georgia deserves a long one! Join us as we dive a little deeper this time into the first half of the long life of this mysterious and unassuming ROYAL painter! There will be flowers, there will be petty fights over Christmas cards, there will be an obligatory-controlling-sexist dude, there will be making out in the rain, there will be vaginas, there will be scandalous affairs, and there will be ANSWERS!!! As always with love, Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Edouard Manet: Naked, NOT NUDE!

Happy Wednesday BB's! We're so happy you're here to deep dive with Chelsea's lesson this week on our mysterious rich Impressionist leader - MANET! There will be hookers a plenty, WEIRD love triangles, and SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK! Thanks for listening! We love you! Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Egon Schiele: Life Ain’t Easy for a GENIUS Like Me!

Do not forget the biscuits because this one is JAM packed with lots of steeping HOT TEA! Join us as we dive into the short, yet eventful life of this tormented artist. There will be syphilis, what essentially is early 19th century pornos, incest, kidnapping and more. Here's to the artist that gives, "never meet your heroes" a whole new meeting. Don't worry... we still make it fun! Love you, Xoxo - The Baroque B's Art Podcast Art History Podcast Art History Gossip Podcast

Baroque Bitches Christmas Special! Happy Saturnalia / History of Santa Claus

Ever wonder why we bring trees from the outside into the inside? Or maybe you're tired of that weird pervy person at the Christmas party chasing you around with mistletoe... come dive into the origins of Christmas, who the hell is Santa Claus, and the imagery of the season for this merry episode filled with cheer, drunken caroling, and murder-solving saints. Merry Saturnalia from us to you! As always with love, The Baroque Bitches!

Michelangelo: From the Hands of God, you’re welcome - Michelangelo

Join us for this longer episode as we take a deeper dive into the Renaissances most passionate, dare I say volatile, painters. Oh Michelangelo, just so many feelings happening all the time. We'll get into the STANK, the lovers, and the famous duel with Leonardo, and beaty-sticky Popes. We love you, Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Jackson Pollock: A Walking Fucking Nightmare

Come join us as we light dive into the tragic story of misunderstood Jack Pollock. There will be drinks, there will be horrible non-consensual sex-acts, and there will be a hot juicy goss. Love you, Xoxo - the Baroque B's

Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera: With a Heavy Heart, Frida and Diego

This couple is non-stop drama!!! Join us as Chelsea teaches us about Diego's cannibalism, Fridas long list of famous lovers, and why this couple is just like Will and Jada. We love you! Xoxo - The Baroque Bitches

Peggy Guggenheim and the Removable PENIS!

Come along for this WILD ride as we tell the story of a tragic heiress forever captivated by ART! There will be removable dicks, lots of lovers, and scandal scandal scandal! Love you! Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Francisco José de Goya y Lucientes: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!

Torture talk, incest, and toothless hotties are all the jam for this episode. Come join us as we spill all the HOT tea and unpack the jokes and mystery behind this EMOtional 18th century artist. Thank you Goya and sorry about your bleeding heart. Love you! Xoxo - the Baroque B's

Caravaggio: Tries to Cut a Guy’s Dick Off, Misses and MURDERS!

Join us as we travel to 17th Century Rome to deep dive into the HOT JUICY GOSS surrounding Baroque painter Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio! Come find out about how prostitutes ended up in paintings that priests were paying for, what the burns were in 17th century Rome, and why Joe Pesci is the perfect "Person at the Party" to describe this Edge Lord painter! Love you! Xoxo - the Baroque B's

Louis XIV: Slay and Obey - the Sun King and the Cult of Versailles!

What’s that smell? It’s our first episode! Come find out why all this art was surrounded by stank, how you could die for the love of mirrors, and the art of compliments in this hot juicy rumory episode! Love you! Xoxo - Baroque B’s

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