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Adulthood Pending

ADHP

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🎓 ADHP: Adulthood Pending is a comedy show hosted by Zaga and Nick, now operating inside ADHP University.

Every week, Professor Zaga and Professor Nick turn absurdly specific parts of adulthood into completely unnecessary college courses taught with far too much confidence.

Expect real stories, ridiculous lessons, faculty arguments, questionable theories, bad advice, and two professors who are still very much Adulthood Pending.

📚 New episodes Saturdays.

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  • weekly
  • Avg 1 hr 32 min
  • English
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  • S1 · E50
    April 10 · 1 hr 3 min

    50 Episodes Later… We’re Still Not Real Adults 😂 | ADHP 50

    50 episodes later… and we still have no idea what we’re doing 😂 In this milestone episode of Adulthood Pending, we take a step back and ask the real question… Did we actually get better at being adults… or just better at pretending? From missed trash days to DoorDash addictions, failed routines, and the reality of post-vacation burnout, this episode is a full breakdown of what we’ve learned (and what we definitely haven’t) over the past year. We get into: 🧠 Why adulthood never actually “clicks” ✈️ Why vacations don’t fix your life (they might make it worse) 💸 The constant battle between groceries vs DoorDash 🏠 Why chores and responsibilities NEVER end 🎄 Holidays being straight-up scheduled chaos 📱 How technology went from helping us… to controlling us And somehow… we also end up debating: ⚔️ Planes vs cruise ships (and irrational fears of pirates??) 🥊 Whether mutual combat should be legal everywhere 🧴 Skincare routines saving our lives in our 30s 🎬 Feeling old when people don’t know classic movies This episode is chaotic, honest, and painfully relatable. Because at the end of the day… we’re not behind… we just thought we’d be further along by now. If you can help: https://www.gofundme.com/communities/hawaii-flooding#fundraisers 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Season 2 is about to be different… and you’re part of it. We’re letting the community influence the show every week 🔥 Topics. Segments. Chaos. All of it. 👉 Join here: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH 📲 Follow us everywhere 🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING 👕 Rep your millennial chaos and support the show! : 👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com 📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow 📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow 🎙 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 – Episode 50… we made it somehow 🎉 00:04:03 – Life after 50 episodes (did we learn anything?) 00:08:29 – Adulthood struggles we STILL haven’t figured out 00:12:34 – Why vacations don’t fix anything ✈️ 00:14:13 – Post-vacation burnout is real 00:17:14 – Trying to make “aloha” a lifestyle 😭 00:21:06 – Groceries vs DoorDash addiction 💸 00:23:00 – Holidays are just scheduled chaos 🎄 00:28:16 – Why maintaining your body is expensive 🧠 00:29:57 – Why life tasks NEVER end 00:34:08 – Millennials and nostalgia vs reality 📺 00:37:05 – Realising we’re getting old 💀 00:40:53 – What we actually improved this year 00:42:36 – Life didn’t get easier… we just adapted 00:44:03 – Wanting to escape real life after vacation 🌴 00:49:01 – Why adulthood still doesn’t make sense 00:53:17 – What we’re bringing into Season 2 00:57:15 – Finale chaos preview #adulthoodpending #adhppodcast #millennialpodcast #comedypodcast #adultingishard #millennialhumor #lifeinmy30s #relatablecontent #postvacationblues #burnout #podcastclips #funnymoments #podcastlife #contentcreatorlife #youtubepodcast #spotifypodcast #viralpodcast #chaoticenergy #storytimepodcast #nostalgia #millennialproblems #adultlife #lifeadvice #wrestlingtalk

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