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Absolutely No Adventures

Destiny Howell

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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  • 23 episodes
  • Avg 21 min
  • English
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  • S2 · E3
    Oct 28, 2024 · 13 min

    S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams

    In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

  • S2 · E2
    Oct 21, 2024 · 11 min

    S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!

    In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

  • S2 · E1
    Oct 14, 2024 · 14 min

    S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling

    In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

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