Absolutely No Adventures

Destiny Howell

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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20 episodes
Updated April 8

Episodes20

Newest first

Pre-Season 3 Announcement
Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/ANAPod Support us on Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/anapodhttps://ko-fi.com/anapod Explore Many Sided Media: https://www.manysidedmedia.com/
April 8 · 1 min
Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon! Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before… This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. CAST: Abby Hepworth as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket Bridgett Jeffries as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls Danielle Radford as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows Shenuque Tissera as Ameera of Equine Hollows t Brian Flaherty as The Storyteller Buy Perils & Princesses or Sweet Revenge and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at tabletopbookshelf.com Join our Patreon to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more! Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter for TTRPG articles and gaming news. CREDITS: Produced by Elliot Davis Editing and Sound Design by Brian Flaherty Theme Song by BE/HOLD Produced by Many Sided Media
February 12 · 1 hr 52 min
S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
January 8 · 39 min
S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Oct 28, 2025 · 22 min
S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Oct 21, 2025 · 17 min
S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Oct 14, 2025 · 18 min
S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Oct 7, 2025 · 18 min
ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!
Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page! http://igg.me/at/anas3 Support us on Kofi! Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
Oct 1, 2025 · 24 sec
Presenting: Hearthbound
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound! For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/ Transcript: https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!
Sep 23, 2025 · 3 min
Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park! Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park. For more information, check out https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/
Aug 11, 2025 · 1 min
Presenting: Warlock
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock! Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn? Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. For more information, check out www.warlockpod.com Transcript: http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you've checked out the game and enjoyed it, a vote would be appreciated!
Jul 14, 2025 · 28 min
ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer
In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom. Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
May 11, 2025 · 5 min
Presenting: The Bardic Hearth
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth! The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy The link to their Patreon is here: https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth The link to their Buzzsprout is here: https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/ ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries coming soon!
Apr 13, 2025 · 44 min
S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword
In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Nov 18, 2024 · 14 min
S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Nov 11, 2024 · 13 min
S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Nov 4, 2024 · 12 min
S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams
In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Oct 28, 2024 · 13 min
S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!
In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Oct 21, 2024 · 11 min
S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling
In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Oct 14, 2024 · 14 min
Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: bit.ly/brasseaglepod The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/ Transcript: http://tiny.cc/wttbe ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!
Sep 8, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min

Absolutely No Adventures

Pre-Season 3 Announcement

Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge

S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused

S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good

S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil

S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost

S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning

ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!

Presenting: Hearthbound

Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park

Presenting: Warlock

ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer

Presenting: The Bardic Hearth

S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword

S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call

S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat

S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams

S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!

S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling

Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle