Abject Suffering

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This is a podcast that's nominally about bad games. In reality, every Monday, Gary Butterfield and Kaye Ross choose a game at random from the titles submitted by listeners, play it, and venture off on a freeform discussion that winds between the topic at hand and some dumb nonsense.

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672 episodes
Updated July 27
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Jan 19, 2015 · 33 min
Abject Suffering 72: Darkman
It's a Darkman's party, who could ask for more?
Jan 12, 2015 · 34 min
Abject Suffering 71: Chocobo Racing
Kweh.
Jan 5, 2015 · 32 min
Abject Suffering 70: James Pond 2: Codename Robocod
Robopond hungers. Robopond tires of the tubes making a mockery of his efforts. Robopond will make waves. Robopond will devour all. Robopond is hate.
Dec 29, 2014 · 30 min
Abject Suffering 69: Skate or Die 2
There's only two ways this can go.
Dec 22, 2014 · 28 min
Abject Suffering 68: Platoon
Two universal rules: Every dad will talk about Platoon, and never make eye contact with Kremlo.
Dec 15, 2014 · 31 min
Abject Suffering 67: Bubsy 3D
Sometimes we get static over how little we talk about video games on this show. We fix that this week. We found a game so bad that it broke the show: Bubsy 3D.
Dec 8, 2014 · 30 min
Abject Suffering 66: The Simpsons - Bart vs. the Space Mutants
It's all we ever wanted to do: to talk about The Simpsons on a show. But it shouldn't have been like this. Not like this. These aren't the aliens we were told to expect.
Dec 1, 2014 · 32 min
Abject Suffering 65: Metal Morph
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Nov 24, 2014 · 27 min
Abject Suffering 64: Kick Master
Something written for information should be to the point and not too cute. This is an episode of the Abject Suffering program about the NES game Kick Master.
Nov 17, 2014 · 33 min
Abject Suffering 63: Circus Charlie
"Circus Charlie" isn't the preferred nomenclature anymore, dude.
Nov 9, 2014 · 31 min
Abject Suffering 62: Solar Jetman
So little in this life can be regained once it is lost. Hair that is cut off grows back. Sometimes Deborah will realize she's wrong and leave Reginald, returning to your waiting arms. If you cough up any baseball-sized shanks of sea shell throat meat, you must do your best to return it to its proper place. For Christ sake.
Nov 3, 2014 · 28 min
Abject Suffering 61: Athena / Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu
"Let's roll with it." "Throw it in." "Fuck it." These are words that cowards are afraid to say. We here at Abject Suffering are far from cowards. No, we don't just admit our mistakes, we lean INTO them.
Oct 27, 2014 · 25 min
Abject Suffering 60: SwordQuest: EarthWorld
For Sale: Single Chalice, gold. Wands, scepters, gems and scimitars optional, will talk. No negotiation, cash only. I'm on to your games. I've been down this road before. Bow before the zodiac puzzlemaster.
Oct 20, 2014 · 35 min
Abject Suffering 59: Fester's Quest
TV Land, 2:00 A.M. - The Addam's Family, "Not Without My Kitty." Uncle Fester has a breakthrough and attaches a functioning second dick to himself. Meanwhile, Gomez disrobes and devours Morticia's elbow skin.
Oct 13, 2014 · 30 min
Abject Suffering 58: Doug's Big Game
Hey everyone, remember Doug? The nineties, am I right? Oh man, life is a grim chore.
Oct 6, 2014 · 27 min
Abject Suffering 57: Fish Dude
Listeners essentially listen to a podcast, and audio program released over the internet, about an ostensibly bad but actually good video game for the Gameboy called Fish Dude. Long story short, and stated as simply as possible, this is a wonderful compliment to video games the world round.
Sep 29, 2014 · 31 min
Abject Suffering 56: The Rocketeer
BREAKING NEWS: Babe Ruth sinks a fly ball right into the cerebral cortex of Joseph Goebbels in this alternate universe where balls are the new phallic symbol.
Sep 22, 2014 · 32 min
Abject Suffering 55: Fist of the North Star
Gather 'round and hear a tale of how two guys can't decide why they don't like anime.
Sep 15, 2014 · 26 min
Abject Suffering 54: Hydlide
Cat*fish [kat-fish]: noun. 1. any of various fishes having a fancied resemblance to a cat. verb (used without object), verb (used with object) 2. Slang. to deceive, swindle, etc. by assuming a false identity or personality online: "He fell in love with her online before he realized he'd been catfished." 3. Slang. to advertise that your game has sweet wizards and skeletons and then have the game not deliver on that promise. "He fell in love with the box to Hydlide before he realized that the game inside was Hydlide."
Sep 8, 2014 · 36 min
Abject Suffering 53: Chex Quest
GENERAL MILLS MEMORANDUM: All Staff. For several fiscal reporting periods, we've all felt the systemic pressure on the Chex brand that arises due to the close relationship between the corn-square vertical and the dairy vertical. If you will open the nearest box of Chex, you will see the results of our new corporate initiative to demonize milk and the phlegm it causes. And you'll also get 50 free hours of America Online.