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93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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Today · 2 hr 24 min
Meat Hammer
Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Yesterday · 2 hr 22 min
Awkwa-Man
Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday · 2 hr 22 min
Happy Halloween-Eve
Originally Aired October 30, 2026: Elko Speedway drifters in-studio. He's a cone! Literally! Everything you've ever wanted to know about half a stick of dynamite and 14 balloons. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday · 2 hr 25 min
The Bone Mobile
Originally Aired October 29, 2026: Worst ice cream headache ever. Halloween at the old folks home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the pubescent frog of the silent war. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday · 2 hr 22 min
Locktober
Originally Aired October 28, 2026: Doggy-style sex and the Euro Step. Smells like a dildo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spumoni. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 27 · 2 hr 17 min
Live Radio Turns to Shhhhh
Originally Aired October 27, 2026: Puppies! 170 bottles of beer in the truck... 170 bottles of beer... Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's drunk grandma. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 26 · 2 hr 25 min
Pornos & Dildos & Stuff
Originally Aired October 26, 2026: Nailin' on a railin'. Hippy hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about following your penis to disaster. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 23 · 2 hr 22 min
Freeze! This is the Fart Police!
Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Celebrity couples that just don't make sense. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pole dancing with your partner. Originally aired Friday, October 23, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 22 · 2 hr 25 min
LL Cool Josh
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Old people dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting chlamydia from your cat. Originally aired Thursday, October 22, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 21 · 2 hr 22 min
Teri-yucky
$1,000 pile of pumpkins. The Squeaky Door Saloon. Everything you've ever wanted to know about flying cars. Originally aired Wednesday, October 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 20 · 2 hr 26 min
You're Gonna Die Clown!
Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Farts will get you fired. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our AI Overlords. Originally aired Tuesday, October 20, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 19 · 2 hr 23 min
Blowing Smoke
Doctor P answers medical questions. Bicycle drive-by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about at-home dentistry. Originally aired Monday, October 19, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 16 · 2 hr 20 min
Cooter Canoe
Originally Aired October 16, 2026: Everyone in Milwaukee is hungover. Apple a day keeps the baby away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot tub sex. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 15 · 2 hr 26 min
Whose Load is This?
Originally Aired October 15, 2026: Dick Biscuit. Are you the guy banging my ex-wife? Everything you've ever wanted to know about whizzing in the sink. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 14 · 2 hr 23 min
Squirt Switch
Originally Aired October 14, 2026: Vape cloud culture. Your boss is a bitch. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much ass dishwashers get. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 13 · 2 hr 23 min
Why They Call it a Beaver
Originally Aired October 13, 2026: World-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Robo fighters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reptile expos. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 12 · 2 hr 23 min
Sex Diarrhea
Originally Aired October 12, 2026: Are you PSYCHED? Fast food meltdowns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about iPad peepers. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 10 · 1 hr 34 min
5th Annual Border Bash (St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake)
Originally Aired October 9, 2026: 5th Annual Border Bash Live from St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 8 · 2 hr 23 min
See ya at the Border Bash!
Originally Aired October 8, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea in studio. Got turnt? Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your horse told you to go to the emergency room. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 7 · 2 hr 24 min
Road Boner
Originally Aired October 7, 2026: Burnt Cheerio. Fire nipple. Everything you've ever wanted to know about too much breast material! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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