93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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100 episodes
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Friday · 2 hr 19 min
Happy SummerSlam Weekend!
Originally Aired July 31, 2026: Living Legend Wrestling Referee Rob Page in studio. Naded ceiling man. Everything you wanna know about fish sauce. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday · 2 hr 22 min
Throat-Hausen
Originally Aired July 30, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The turd that ruled the mosh pit. Everything you wanna know about public masturbations being everyone else's problem. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday · 2 hr 23 min
Hey Pork Chop!
Originally Aired July 29, 2026: Those who can't play pool, play darts. 27 sneezes in row. Everything you wanna know about the man from Nantucket. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday · 2 hr 21 min
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife
Originally Aired July 28, 2026: Jimothy the Mutant Raccoon. GTA mode. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the dark side of Tinder. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday · 2 hr 25 min
You'll Love Our Meat in Your Mouth
Originally Aired July 27, 2026: Dinner with a side of ants. NO LAUGHING IN THE MOVIE THEATER! Everything you wanna know about snake pizza. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 24 · 2 hr 20 min
Poop Shoes
Originally Aired July 24, 2026: Welcome to the jungle, we have beefy franks. Hulk VS Hulk. Everything you wanna know about Okilly Dokilly. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 23 · 2 hr 20 min
Journey of Love and Girth
Originally Aired July 23, 2026: Mime penis is out. Stop yelling at me! Everything you wanna know about getting revenge with a poop backpack. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 22 · 2 hr 23 min
Ozzy Day
Originally Aired July 22, 2026: Don't you look at me! There's a man on top of the train, and he's naked. Everything you wanna know about flooding your apartment by stripping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 21 · 2 hr 25 min
Menstrual Tramps
Originally Aired July 21, 2026: Russian dong-chomper. The Seamen Letters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing the didgeridoo. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 20 · 2 hr 21 min
Ukulele Monday
Originally Aired July 20, 2026: Whose pants are these? KATHAUSEN. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boredom Arson. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 18 · 2 hr 25 min
("Best Of"): Fat & Sassy
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 17 · 2 hr 25 min
Friday (Forreal This Time)
Originally Aired July 17, 2026: Keep the butt stuff indoors. Trapped in a porta-potty. Everything you wanna know about Nick's favorite job perks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 16 · 2 hr 30 min
Outlaw Kitten
Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being starfished and naked on a dog food pallet. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 15 · 2 hr 30 min
Sunshine Guilt
Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 14 · 2 hr 30 min
Cliterature
C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show originally aired Tuesday, July 14, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 13 · 2 hr 25 min
Super Diarrhea
Doctor P answers medical questions. Death sexting. Everything you wanna know about Nick hating E.T. Originally aired Monday, July 13, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 10 · 2 hr 1 min
Welcome to Girth & Bryan from Koo Koo
Bryan from Koo Koo stops by to talk about the band's recent performance on America's Got Talent. Urinating with the rich and famous. Everything you wanna know about bong-holeo. Originally aired Friday, July 10, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 9 · 2 hr 24 min
Semen Master
We'll laugh about this later. Welcome to the wiener-pit. Everything you wanna know about Type 2 fun. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 9, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 8 · 2 hr 33 min
F, Marry, Kill
Originally Aired July 8, 2026: And then the eye fell out. You drive one ugly ass car. Everything you wanna know about emotional support lizards. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 7 · 2 hr 27 min
DongDash
Originally Aired July 7, 2026: C. Willi Myles in-studio. Badge Bunny. Everything you wanna know about bologna versus steroids. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Happy SummerSlam Weekend!

Throat-Hausen

Hey Pork Chop!

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife

You'll Love Our Meat in Your Mouth

Poop Shoes

Journey of Love and Girth

Ozzy Day

Menstrual Tramps

Ukulele Monday

("Best Of"): Fat & Sassy

Friday (Forreal This Time)

Outlaw Kitten

Sunshine Guilt

Cliterature

Super Diarrhea

Welcome to Girth & Bryan from Koo Koo

Semen Master

F, Marry, Kill

DongDash