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James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

Two comedians, James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman, explore the most opinionated part of the internet.. the reviews section! Each week, we find the comedy and absurdity in reviews of anything and everything. No matter what -- these reviews will be passionate, and probably pretty stupid!

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  • Avg 1 hr 11 min
  • English
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  • #162
    October 12 · 1 hr 12 min

    Scare Park Confrontations, Redneck Bar Complaints, Just Pee Anywhere

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a haunted "scream park", where people claim that the scariest thing about it is when an actor spits on you. A well known "redneck bar", where the smoke is thick, and the liquor doesn't always flow with the beer. A local park in Utah, where people tend to find their own bathroom spots, and needles cover the ground like snowfall & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #161
    October 5 · 1 hr 12 min

    Castle Meh, Special Treatment Needed, The Angriest Stoners Around

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an American castle that seems extraordinary, but leaves people feeling underwhelmed & irritated. A Walgreens that seems to hate everyone equally. Whether you have a stroke, or a Purple Heart. A Dutch weed/coffee shop, where the budtenders seem to be anything but laid stoners, and may have the most aggressive hat policy ever implemented & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #160
    September 28 · 1 hr 11 min

    Shakedown Buffet, Totally Garbage Service, The Thief You know

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for tourist trap buffet, where the price seems like a bargain, but the food isn't what it should be, and water costs as much as it does at the airport. A garbage collection company that leaves people yelling at trucks, that are driving away from them, while wallowing in garbage. A parking lot with a VERY specific thief, running around & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #159
    September 21 · 1 hr 10 min

    Ancient Is Too Old, Risky Fish Business, Garbage Service

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum that houses ancient artifacts that were once covered in lava, leading to complaints of items not being in perfect condition, and a strange picture taking policy. Az fish market, where people claim to get the old "fish switch" pulled on them, plus crab legs that would drive a pack of stray cats away. A garbage company that seems to forget one thing; to actually pick up the garbage & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #158
    September 14 · 1 hr 7 min

    Bowling Blues, Sneaky Smoothie Makers, Goldilocks In Florida

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a bowling alley, where people are serious about their bowling, and say they're scared when the bartender takes a sip of the customer's drink. A smoothie place, where they say that employees take your smoothie in the back for minutes at a time, then laugh when they hand it to you. A water park, where people take a real Goldilocks approach to water temperature & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #157
    September 7 · 1 hr 12 min

    Majestic Beauty Crybabies, Egg McStabbing, Pool Surface Problems

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a majestic national park that some people can't seem to enjoy, with complaints ranging from "not enough bears", all the way to "there are too many bears". A water park, where the pools seem to have a familar problem with sufaces coming off, not to mention, adults blasting kids off of slides. We finish the reviews for the world famous Murder McDonald's, where a side of terror comes with every meal & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #156
    August 31 · 1 hr 10 min

    The Murder McDonald's, Yogi Bear Status, Hot Cheeto Robbery

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's location, that happens to be world famous for its nickname "The Murder McDonald's". A campground, which seems to be more of a trailer park, and has even lost the coveted "Yogi Bear Status" that made it desireable. A liquor store, where the gangsters side eye your arrival, and the store may charge you based on more of a vibe, than set pricing & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #155
    August 24 · 1 hr 11 min

    Apple Genius Anger, Haircuts & Tears, Art Of The (Nude) Dance

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an Apple Store location, where the main solution seems to be to leave the store & do everything online, and people are offended by the term "genius". A hair salon for kids, where the employees seem to have little patience for kids, but even less for the parents. A "gentleman's club", where people claim to get robbed by the dancers, but have appreciation for the art of it all & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #154
    August 17 · 1 hr 9 min

    Undercover Fast Food Spy, Foreign Toilet Sign Outrage, Backwards Cap & A Bob

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hardee's fast food restaurant, with "crunchy" floors, and weed smoking employees. An art gallery in New Zealand, where they will actually wrestle the balloon from a 3 year old's grip. An store in upstate New York, that is an area staple, but seems to be falling short, with an employee that you may consider an "opp" & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #153
    August 10 · 1 hr 9 min

    Pregnant Home Improvement Fight Club, More Poop Than Park, Eating In The Rain

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Home Depot, where the employees seem to either ignore people, or try to fight pregnant customers. A children's museum, where the parents are angry at the admission fee for adults, when there's nothing for grown ups to do. A large waterfront public park, where the bathrooms contain the most unspeakable horrors, ever & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #152
    August 3 · 1 hr 10 min

    Radiation Roaches, Not Cheers, Stranded In The USA

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a West Virginia bar, where everybody doesn't know your name, but there is something very specific in the water. An Australian motel, where your bathroom doesn't quite stay in your bathroom, and people claim to see roaches as big as their hand. An RV rental center, that doesn't seem to deliver on that sense of freedom, but does seem to deliver on frustrating customer service, while you wait on the side of the road & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #151
    July 27 · 1 hr 10 min

    Water Wars, Alleged Chicken Problems, Outback In The City

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a water park that seems to be mainly famous for being one of the worst rated, in the United States. A fried chicken restaurant, where the reviews seem to be a little more personal, and the chicken is either perfect, or terrible. An Australian motel, where bloody items are found, and the mice keep away the kangaroos & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #150
    July 20 · 1 hr 11 min

    A Generic Looking Soccer Hero, The Walking Office Dead, Worst Rated Water Park

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the personal museum of one the world's great soccer star, featuring what may be replica trophies, and not much else. Except for the million statues, that don't look anything like him. A federal government office, where the strategy seems to be that if they can crush your spirit enough, you'll just give up & leave. The "worst rated water park in America", where the stairs are rusty, and the diapers float free!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #149
    July 13 · 1 hr 10 min

    Fish Beater Bat, Ball Pit Of Despair, Don't Be Rude To Grandma

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a laundromat & dry cleaner in Ireland, where your whites may end up pink & you will be left searching for that one missing sock. A product made for checking truck tires, but can also be used to beat your husband half to death. A trampoline center, where the babies wander free, the blood spatter tells a srory & the snack bar server will mock you. A gas station, where an attendent provides the service of uncomfortably staring at you & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! d Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #148
    July 6 · 1 hr 11 min

    Toddler Dodgeball, The Great Crusty Unknown, Historical Whining

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff on your seat is soda, and the staff will take discipline your children for you & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #147
    June 29 · 1 hr 12 min

    "Expect Less!", Revenge Of The Mystery Stain, The No Sale Store

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor store, where they don't seem to want you to make expensive purchases & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #146
    June 22 · 1 hr 12 min

    Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs. & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the constitution" & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #145
    June 15 · 1 hr 10 min

    Cheese Stands Alone, Frozen Snow Children, Rocky Disappointment, Tablespoon Of Sadness

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up a frozen kidcicle & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #144
    June 8 · 1 hr 12 min

    Stay Out Of The Bushes, Unheard Cries Of Paperwork, The Ballad Of Talon

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #143
    June 1 · 1 hr 10 min

    Broken Down Batman, Mud Patch Beach, One Big Sand Trap

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

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