You Hate Movies

The podcast where casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles argue about movies. Our full catalog of episodes is available to stream and download at youhatemovies.com.

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#166
August 3 · 58 min
The Odyssey
Is Christopher Nolan’s newest record-breaking blockbuster truly sublime cinema or a case of film bro hype? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns
#165
July 3 · 1 hr 20 min
Best Animated Movies
Each of our esteemed cinephile hosts is up to the challenge of ranking the five greatest animated movies of all time! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
#164
March 31 · 1 hr
The 2026 You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards
It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishments. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a jury of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!
#163
January 30 · 2 hr 46 min
Best Movies of 2025
Finally! The definitive best movies of 2025 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Long, and Tyler Hanns
#162
Dec 16, 2025 · 1 hr
By Committee: Best Christmas Movies
Welcome to the first-ever “By Committee” episode, where we present a You Hate Movies best-of list not via individual hosts, but via the outrage, rancor, and vengeance of a list made by committee. In this episode, best Christmas movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Taylor Warren, Sarah Hanns, and Tyler Hanns.
#161
Nov 23, 2025 · 36 min
Save or Kill: Christmas Movies
It's a ruthless holiday save-or-kill session! Which beloved Christmas classic would you save if it meant killing another? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
#160
Oct 29, 2025 · 59 min
Most Disturbing Movies
From American melodramas to French extremity, from the '70s to the 2020s, we’re unpacking our top 5 most disturbing films. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
#159
Oct 2, 2025 · 50 min
Best of Darren Aronofsky
Darron Aronofsky makes the kind of movies best for a You Hate Movies argument—divisive ones. Join us as we narrow down our top five feats of filmmaking from one of the few remaining mainstream auteurs. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
#158
Mar 31, 2025 · 54 min
The 2025 You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards
It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishment. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a juror of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!
#157
Jan 21, 2025 · 2 hr 47 min
Best Movies of 2024
Finally! The definitive best movies of 2024 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Warren, and Tyler Hanns
#156
Dec 19, 2024 · 55 min
Christmas Movie Trivia (2024)
Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles and guest patrons to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Sarah Hanns, Taylor Burdiss, and Tyler Hanns
#155
Oct 28, 2024 · 49 min
Joker: Folie à Deux
The whole world seems to hate Joker: Folie à Deux, but the definitive take, as always, comes from You Hate Movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
#154
Sep 16, 2024 · 47 min
Best of Alien
More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter
#153
Sep 12, 2024 · 1 hr
Alien: Romulus
It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bring back the magic of the original film, or is it another dud? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter
#152
Aug 1, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min
Deadpool & Wolverine
14 years after the first big-screen Wolverine and Deadpool crossover, we’re here again. Is the record-breaking blockbuster everything audiences hoped it would be? Or has this long-anticipated redemption been foiled by the declining MCU? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Peter Hornberger
#151
Jun 19, 2024 · 15 min
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Join us as Josh recaps the Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy, and then reviews the neverending franchise's latest installment. Featuring: Josh Porter
#150
May 23, 2024 · 32 min
Movie News: May, 2024
Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from May 2024. Do critics love Furiosa? Is Hugh Jackman a coward? What the heck is a review embargo? Our expert opinions, analysis, and arguments await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter
#149
Apr 29, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
2024 Summer Movie Bets
Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
#148
Apr 1, 2024 · 44 min
Dune 2
Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy Chalamet ruined the movie. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter
#147
Mar 28, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min
2024 Academy Awards
Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

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