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Works Every Time

Works Every Time

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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  • S3 · E120
    April 14 · 1 hr 11 min

    Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

    MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MIKE https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/ https://www.youtube.com/@mikeiseaton https://mikeiseaton.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:51 Dimassis drama 00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu 00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats 00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City 00:20:20 The best tamales in the world 00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin 00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer? 00:34:00 New American food 00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry 00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn? 00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged 00:52:51 We all became our uncles 00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture 00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories 01:04:42 Justin's rebrand ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @mikeiseaton #podcast #comedy

  • S3 · E118
    April 6 · 1 hr 2 min

    Everything is Legal in Michigan (feat. Jake Steers)

    MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW JAKE https://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:34 We drove 25hrs to Michigan 00:08:03 Phil had never seen a basement before 00:09:41 Gambling in Detroit 00:13:20 Michigan dispensaries are crazy 00:15:06 Why everyone in Michigan has a drinking problem 00:18:54 Justin got sexually harassed night 1 of the festival 00:23:24 The alphabet game is bad podcasting 00:24:59 Justin's pheromones are off the charts 00:29:27 Markus forfeited the Roast Battle day 2 00:33:54 Justin's family heckled him at every show 00:38:06 We went to Opening Day in Detroit 00:42:11 Midwesterners drink different 00:43:53 Markus won the comedy rumble day 3 00:45:46 Day 4: The Great Flood 00:49:00 C*m basement 00:53:41 Jake's favorite thing about Michigan 00:58:07 Phil's favorite thing about Michigan ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

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