Who Are You?

5 Year Podiversary or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cylon

Who Are You? turns five and celebrates with a parasocial hangout. True to form, Laura and Xhafer get pedantic about an internet quiz. Laura needs to hear more about the space worms. Xhafer’s band days come back to haunt him. Discord | Merch

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BSG The Plan - Maybe We Didn't Need To (Featuring Bobsht)

Bob joins Laura and Xhafer for a plan nobody can defend. Laura admits she needed a clip show. Xhafer has already forgotten this episode. Bob hands out two colonies. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica: The Plan. Find more of Bobsht Discord | Merch

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BSG Post-Finale Recap - Stickin' With My Tinfoil

The tinfoil hats come back out as Laura and Xhafer round up Bob, Kristin, and Ryan for one last pass at Battlestar's unanswered questions and the series' highlights and lowlights. Who Are You? will return October 14th with the BSG film The Plan. Discord | Merch

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BSG S4E20 & 21 - Religious Babble

As one series comes to an end, Laura and Xhafer plot how to annoy another content creator. Laura sticks with her fan theory. Xhafer wonders how to clean Cylon goo out of the carpet. This episode covers the extended cut of Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episodes 20 and 21: Daybreak, Parts 2 and 3. Discord | Merch

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BSG S4E19 - U-Haulin' with Angels

Laura and Xhafer spiral trying to figure out who the hell Calvin is. Laura wonders if Galactica has a cardboard closet. Xhafer clocks some Canadian cops. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 19: Daybreak, Part 1. Discord Merch

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BSG S4E18 - New Caprica Dank (Featuring Bobsht)

Bobsht returns to boost the podcast's average height. Laura accuses Xhafer of a years-long conspiracy. Xhafer notices some divine lighting choices. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 18: Islanded in a Stream of Stars. Find more of Bobsht Discord Merch

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BSG S4E17 - Cylon Braindead (Featuring Conductor Kristin)

Conductor Kristin returns with score in hand to finally discuss her long-anticipated musical episode. Laura's algorithm gives up. Xhafer has a moment of zen. Kristin can't abide corrupting Mom and Dad's love theme. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 17: Someone to Watch Over Me. Find out more about Conductor Kristin Discord Merch

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BSG S4E16 - Downing the Brown (Featuring Elliot Blake)

Elliot Blake, producer, director, and author of the new sci-fi novella Into the Great, joins Laura and Xhafer for a lore-heavy rewatch. Laura lodges a formal complaint. Xhafer takes issue with the brown booze. Elliot forgives Jeff Goldblum. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 16: Deadlock. More about Elliot Blake Pre-order Into the Great, available September 1.

BSG S4E15 - Clamped into a Clip Show Device (Featuring Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast)

Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast returns to reveal his secret plan. Laura's tinfoil hat theory pays off. Xhafer writes Anders' campaign slogan. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 15: No Exit. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E14 - You're the Admiral Now, Dog

Laura and Xhafer decide Gaeta's fatal flaw was never training a backup. Laura finds deep meaning in a puddle on the floor. Xhafer gets booed. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 14: Blood on the Scales. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E13 - Double Die Hard with a Vengeance

Laura and Xhafer keep an official Die Hard tally as the mutiny on the Galactica takes off. Laura worries she'll never see Simon again. Xhafer hands the internet his kryptonite on a silver platter. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 13: The Oath. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E12 - Chief Throws Hands

Laura and Xhafer can't stop pitching BSG spinoffs nobody asked for. Laura finally understands why everyone ignored Nicky. Xhafer's segue skills come in handy. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 12: A Disquiet Follows My Soul. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG Face of the Enemy - Private Cylon Equity

Laura and Xhafer sort the Significant Seven into the seven deadly sins. Laura thinks things are inherently less serious in two-minute chunks. Xhafer clocks shoulder pads that would make Madonna jealous. This episode covers the Battlestar Galactica Season 4 webisodes: Face of the Enemy. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E11 - Double Roasted Starbuck

Laura and Xhafer pick through the ashes of Earth for a laugh. Laura confesses she's got two wolves inside her, and one is deeply pedantic. Xhafer rage-quits the episode so hard he scares the dog. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 11: Sometimes a Great Notion. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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2001 - Space Baby

Laura and Xhafer have a little car talk and discuss the final film in the BSG starter pack. Laura recounts a college experience. Xhafer is down for a Bob Dylan Tom Bombadil movie. This episode covers Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E10 - Someone Can Still Nuke Our Hopes

Laura and Xhafer puzzle over the Final Cylons' penchant for T names. Laura brings her biggest tinfoil hat theory yet. Xhafer enjoys a hit of hopium. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 10: Revelations. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E9 - Hybrid Funny Business

Laura and Xhafer put on their tinfoil hats. Laura gets betrayed. Xhafer isn't gonna get upset about Hutt lore. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 9: The Hub. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E8 - Signed, Q-Anon

Laura and Xhafer workshop head-cat names. Laura thinks maybe Romo just needs to play ball with someone. Xhafer alliterates. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 8: Sine Qua Non. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E7 - Airlock-based Accomodations

Laura and Xhafer share their embarrassment at having a Battlestar Galactica podcast. Laura is a little bit concerned about Gaeta. Xhafer admires Michael Hogan's facial acting. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 7: Guess What's Coming to Dinner? Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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BSG S4E6 - Computer Goo

Laura and Xhafer expose the dark side of the transporter industry. Laura needs to know if Billy went to heaven. Xhafer plans to live forever. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 6: Faith. Discord: https://discord.gg/MUHKDDk6TN Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatHappenedHerePods

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