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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

Brian Thompson

This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.

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392 episodes
Updated Sep 18, 2025

Episodes392

Jun 10, 2024 · 44 min
336 - Sériàlle, Episode 4
I employ the expertise of film critic Jordan Hoffman to analyse the quality of "Gone in a Heartbeat", the television movie adaptation of the Whitehorse McDonald's kidnapping.
May 31, 2024 · 30 min
335 - Sériàlle, Episode 3
Notable Canadian Mr. Steven Page joins the program to enlighten listeners about the nature of those dark and troubled souls who choose to live in Whitehorse, home of the McDonald's Pizza Kidnapping.
May 24, 2024 · 40 min
334 - Sériàlle, Episode 2
Professional treasure hunter Christian B. Roper shares startling and disturbing information about a brutal k-wording (kidnapping) that may have been committed as retaliation for serving pizza at the Whitehorse McDonald's.
May 20, 2024 · 28 min
333 - Sériàlle, Episode 1
On episode 1 of Sériàlle, our new serialized series about Canadian McDonald's Pizza matters, a remote town in the territory of Yukon Territory begins to reveal its startling secrets.
Apr 27, 2024 · 19 min
332 - Tim Horton's Pizza, Part 2
At great risk to my own personal safety, I uncover exactly who manufactures the pizza ovens currently being used by Tim Horton's. And this information is sure to throw McDonald's into an uncontrollable rage.
Apr 24, 2024 · 18 min
331 - Tim Horton's Pizza
In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.
Apr 12, 2024 · 28 min
330 - Total Eclipse of the McDonald's Parking Lot
Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.
Mar 31, 2024 · 20 min
329 - Easter Egg Hunt
On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.
Mar 24, 2024 · 19 min
328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing
Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).
Mar 15, 2024 · 19 min
327 - Dumpster Diving
To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.
Mar 9, 2024 · 14 min
326 - Declining to Run
After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.
Mar 1, 2024 · 22 min
325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)
Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.
Feb 23, 2024 · 20 min
324 - Chizza
As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.
Feb 16, 2024 · 17 min
323 - The Panzerotti
I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.
Feb 9, 2024 · 22 min
322 - The View
I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.
Jan 31, 2024 · 18 min
321 - Passing a Scottie
On the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.
Jan 27, 2024 · 18 min
320 - Pizza Polling
I incorporate a new company, Panoply Polling (a wholly owned subsidiary of Pizzaply Polling), to call people on the telephone and ask their opinions of McDonald's Pizza.
Jan 20, 2024 · 22 min
319 - Medical Mystifier
At the risk of exposing personal details about the health of my bodily person, I reveal the reason why this episode of the program was delayed.
Dec 31, 2023 · 21 min
318 - Crust to Crust AM: CosMc's
On my paranormal-themed sub-podcast Crust to Crust AM, I investigate the connection between McDonald's experimental new beverage restaurant CosMc's and extraterrestrials from outer space.
Dec 23, 2023 · 13 min
317 - Christmastime in the City
On this special Christmas edition of the program, I debut a new poem about celebrating the birthday of Christ Ben-David while living in New York City.