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This is the only immersive audio experience to tackle the big questions of life including how to make mermaids, what the ants did to Chandler, is it possible to leave an upper decker in a motor vehicle, how can I learn to GERD on command, are there mosquitoes with autism and their special interest is blood, how to get meconium as an adult, how to make a motte and bailey castle using only kidney stones and meconium as mortar, as well as current events. Featuring Aaron Alex Chet Michael Tom

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Tuesday · 1 hr 3 min
WFYM 398 - Prollymight
If your car gets too many miles on it just put it in reverse Matilda style like Ferris Bueller in that parody song Red Car that we recorded in an AirBnB for $50,000 instead of opening a restaurant called Culwer's or Colver's.
November 3 · 5 min
WFYM 397 - Playing Cat (PREVIEW)
Growing up Gen X means we played cat in the sandbox and did our business in there and covered it up with our hind legs until our parents turned the light on and we could come inside to watch He Man. Now children need Vikings to protect them at all times. Never play with a gun that has blanks in it and maybe head up to Thunder Bay for a Persian Roll https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-397-playing-174300522
October 27 · 1 hr 4 min
WFYM 396 - Caring Top
They have all the exits blocked off to the live taping of the Carrot Top comedy CD where he gets introduced by that putz Marc Summers. Better turn up the Yelawolf and floor it like you want to go viral
October 20 · 5 min
WFYM 395 - Watch People Live (PREVIEW)
Why not spread some positivity and post videos of people surviving rollercoasters and volcanoes and army rope tricks? Most of the time it works out fine for everyone. Action Man isn't as good as GI Joe but still better than 3D printing a predator. Big Ev from Barstool is a loose cannon but he has Ball Knedge https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-395-watch-172928507
October 13 · 1 hr 2 min
WFYM 394 - Wetflix
Wassap quants do y'all remember when Netflix sent DVDs in the mail and they were ALWAYS wet? Well we found one of the unreleased Mythbusters episode where they disprove that Adam Savage was gaped by putting packing tape over it and lying. Stryper is secular now
October 6 · 5 min
WFYM 393 - ChaRNGe (PREVIEW)
If you get lucky you can win a monkey's paw or a rabbit's foot in a charnge machine, or, at least, the extra quarter they sometimes give you. Shoelaces are too hard but sandals are like a bed of nails which feels good to stand on and to sleep on. If you go to Singapore don't fall for the bait of trying the century egg Doritos and not being able to spit https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-393-charnge-171624329
September 29 · 1 hr 1 min
WFYM 392 - Homemade Nuzlocke
They put me in a hog yoke because they ran out of kangs and someone was already using the cross. We were all in an Uber during this one leaving Williamsburg, VA because we already tried the pizza and other than that the only thing to do is make fun of all the Amish people
September 21 · 1 hr 1 min
WFYM 379 - Eeyore Egirl (UNLOCKED)
Sorry we are all in Pittsburgh standing outside a Sheetz asking people if yinz can spare a hoagie so we had to unlock one Jelly Roll got divorced from Whoopi Goldberg because she was cheating on him with an IDF soldier named Egirl Vitubor. Men are just playthings to her. You need some squishy dumplings so bad at the store. If you have a Burger King and a Dairy Queen and a Jack in the Box near you try doing the Royal Flush
September 15 · 5 min
WFYM 391 - Bordeaux Patrol (PREVIEW)
Flappy Qwop was a vibe during lockdown when HQ Trivia wasn't live yet and you couldn't hear it anyway because people were banging pots and pants together for nurses and doing Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style flash mobs. I hate those Moogles and I hate Kid Beer because you can't claim it was a port wine birthmark when you spill it after getting pulled over https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-391-patrol-169650083
September 8 · 1 hr 8 min
WFYM 390 - Summersnow
Stick out your tongue and enjoy the treat of the season before you join the 295 Club because a guy who stole DVDs from Giant Eagle tries to stab you with a corn dog at the county fair. Then you have to walk home in the dark. If your family has slaves get rid of them
September 1 · 5 min
WFYM 389 - English Soccer (PREVIEW)
The armed forces should be comprised of gay guys recruited from prison and all crusaders should be children. Pennies got banned because old people put them up their nose. Up and The Whale are really hot movies. The DMV is telling old people they can get a new license to drive a spaceship if they turn in their car one. Dinosaurs were normal size and just really close https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-389-english-168346073
August 25 · 1 hr 4 min
WFYM 388 - Scuba Bible
How do you keep your Bible from getting wet while scuba diving? Buy a waterproof Bible from the combination counterfeit Alcoholics Anonymous sobriety coin and fake handicapped parking placard store. They also sell a Pink Foid poster which is not waterproof
August 18 · 5 min
WFYM 387 - Brown Day (PREVIEW)
Watch out for the guy who throws dead birds at your windshield off an overpass so he can charge you for fixing it unless it rains. He was probably homeschooled and he just wants to have either a Brown Day or a White Day depending on which coast he lives on. The Telltale Games version of Rescue Me makes me want to powerwash my deck https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-387-brown-167042744
August 11 · 1 hr 2 min
WFYM 386 - White Sunburn
Before they invented the 386 or the 387 the first ever Sybian had a guy inside like a brazen bull and he would just sit in there shaking. Corn sweat feels good but inhaling Roundup in dry dirt feels even better. Thomas Crapper invented the blumpkin before he knew if the flushing would work or not. Deja Entendu was good but you can't make it your profile picture anymore. If you see a Ukrainian soldier with a White Sun on his uniform it means he supports racial justice
August 5 · 1 hr 3 min
WFYM 371 - Detoothed (UNLOCKED)
Do you spin or does the duck spin? How much torque do you need? Duck Dynasty refused to tell us because it was a trade secret and they actually preferred Medium Fish with No Teeth. Definitely not a sturgeon. The Dexter of Molesters is a HERO and Sonic is the Burlington Coat Factory of former roller skate restaurants
August 3 · 1 hr 2 min
WFYM 373 - Thicker Than The Wicked Bible (UNLOCKED)
Sorry we are traveling for a wedding this week and we all died My aunt is thicker than the wicked bible and a brick put together and her monstrous caboose is slowly colonizing Mohegan Sun from the inside and all they can do is sell her fake Swisher Sweets that are just fly paper filled with flies and honey. David Blaine did a fake trick to a dog with balloons but he was behind the door lifting him up and everyone thought it was Criss Angel and David Copafeel. Donkeys deserve respect
July 29 · 5 min
WFYM 385 - Shiny Angry Kid (PREVIEW)
My straight son will only be allowed to wear natural fibers with a matte texture. He will never be one of those shiny boys who won't take out the trash but I trust my gay son to wear whatever he wants. But once the wolf comes we are all asking #WhatHappenToThatBoyTho
July 22 · 1 hr 2 min
WFYM 384 - Baba Hope
The ChatGPT basketball has helped my game immeasurably and the AI is integrated so seamlessly no one can tell what the difference is. Maya Poet saw a Lamborghini and it made her want to date Asmongold and live in his house. Coworkers love making their lock screen NSFW and then showing everyone at work. Vida Guerra made Bob Hope blush at a USO concert
July 15 · 5 min
WFYM 383 - Lint Blunt (PREVIEW)
Chevy small block engine fans are going to love this one but fans of Marco Polo might as well skip it entirely the same way he skipped his trip and made everything up. They had to put Where's Waldo above the urinals so no one would look at the guy next to them but one guy ended up spending all day standing there and everyone had to pee in the sink like a Buddhist. If you listen to NSBM all of the Simpsons are judging you https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-383-lint-163911191
July 9 · 1 hr 1 min
WFYM 382 - Glut Me Out
RL Stine is on notice for meddling in state-level politics with his G-rated Psychobilly nonsense making a Mr. Frumble type blunder endorsing Rudolf von Flugel. When he was Ricardo he pretty much ran San Quentin after running over a worm driving an apple and no one even glutted him out

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