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We Belong Dead

Lono & Ian

The east coast's premier underground horror podcast, where counterculture meets the macabre!

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  • Yesterday · 2 hr 44 min

    Episode 170

    Welcome back, dear Deaders! We hope you had a wonderfully grotesque Halloween and enjoyed this year's Spookfuckular! But it's back to business as usual, so come along as we bid a Captain farewell, Lono has another Andy Rooney rant, and we discuss one of the wildest hidden gems directed by Mr. Tobe Fuckin' Hooper. All that and much more awaits you with We Belong Dead 170! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well, under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • October 30 · 3 hr 23 min

    We Belong Dead Presents: Halloween Spookfuckular 2026

    Happiest of spooky seasons to you and yours, dear Deaders! During this time of year, there are a few things that you know you can count on. Things such as seeing lame but still weirdly sexual couple's costumes, your drunk uncle wearing ethnically inappropriate attire, or the fact that chances are good you're gonna see someone's skivvies on full display at any Halloween party you go to(and it's never the person that you want it to be). But the one thing you can count on from us, boys and girls, is that you're gonna get a heaping bowl of goodness from the fellas at We Belong Dead in the form of a Halloween Spookfuckular! This year, our double feature is made up of The Hazing and Night of the Demons (2009). And trust us, like the chocolate and peanut butter in your candy bag, these flicks go soooo well together. So get comfy and soak up the sweet treat known as The Halloween Spookfuckular 2026!!!

  • October 25 · 2 hr 4 min

    Episode 169

    Very We Belong Dead, very evil! That's right Deaders, we are back in the studio and ready to bring an old fashioned ruckus right to your pert little ear holes. This episode, Lono has his heart broken by a new This or That challenge, we discuss Bigfoots, summer camp takes a strange turn, and so much more! This is the last regular episode before Halloween, but don't worry because we've got a couple of extra spooky treats headed your way soon. So for now, get comfy for the experience that is We Belong Dead 169! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • October 17 · 22 min

    Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 5

    Welcome back to The Fort! This go-around, Lono has a wacky, madcap double-feature sure to tickle yer funny bones AND yer nostalgia nooks. The delightfully wild John Ritter led, Stay Tuned, followed by an oddly NOT raunchy Ski comedy, Ski Patrol! It's a fun pairing fo sho! So grab some corn, a Cherry Coke, and find yer seats, here at The Small Town Grindhouse! #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmallTownGrindhouse #StayTuned #SkiPatrol #Movies

  • October 11 · 1 hr 52 min

    Episode 168

    Holy hell, you sweet-ass Deaders! Look at us, your favorite horror-lovin', stoned uncles keeping up with a recording schedule! This one's a bit of a lighter bite, but don't you fret, because we've got a a ton of goodies headed your way all month. But for now, dig into We Belong Dead 168! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • October 4 · 26 min

    Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 4

    Well, well, well...Small Town Grindhouse returns with another chaotic, random double-feature that Lono saw at the Legendary Fort Entertainment Center lo so many years ago! This reel includes a very underappreciated gem from the Carpenter catalogue, and a bit of a beloved switcheroo for the late great John Candy! Skip the disgusting chocolate covered raisins, grab a Cherry Coke and sneak in a whole bucket of chicken, because the trailers are about to begin... #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmallTownGrindhouse #MemoirsOfAnInvisibleMan #CoolRunnings #MutantFam

  • September 27 · 2 hr 25 min

    Episode 167

    Hey there boys and girls! It's that time again, so scoot on in real close and let Ol' Lono and Ian talk atcha for a spell. This episode has got it all including topics such as: old man candy bars that are somehow still on the shelf, improv game shows that are actually good, and sexy Italian Indiana Jones movies. Oh, and we talk about some actual horror stuff too. So settle in and get ready for We Belong Dead 167! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • September 13 · 2 hr 10 min

    Episode 166

    When last we met, dear Deaders, we had a bit of a rough go of it. Some beloved titans fell, and it kind of threw a pall over the whole affair. But we are back this episode with substantially less bad news to share, and we think you're gonna dig it. So brace yourselves for some good old fashioned tomfoolery from your favorite reefer-fueled, horror lovin uncs, with We Belong Dead 166! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • September 1 · 2 hr 54 min

    Episode 165

    This one's a bit of a tough one, sweet Deaders. We've lost some titans of the genre, and entertainment in general, recently and we did our damndest to not make it a completely sullen endeavor. But with the sadness comes some fun stuff too, like a brand new Scare Exchange! So sit your happy asses down and take a listen to your favorite stoner uncles, for We Belong Dead 165! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • August 17 · 2 hr 50 min

    Episode 164

    Get ready kiddies, because this episode has got a triple threat coming atcha! That's right, we are joined yet again in the studio by Mr. Rayolight himself, Raymond Wallace. The mad maestro behind Paranormal Investigations is back to shoot the shit and lend some much needed credibility to the show. So get comfy as we talk new talent in the genre, rediscover lost flicks of old, say farewell to some genre legends, and so much more on We Belong Dead 164! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • August 2 · 2 hr 42 min

    Episode 163

    Get ready kiddos, cuz this one's a doozy! This episode, the boys in the bunker tackle such topics as Troma films, Woody Harrelson's weirdly amazing 90s era, claymation fruit mascots, and the most upsetting Mickey Rooney role that doesn't involve prosthetic teeth. All that, plus a new Scare Exchange and much more await you. So open up them ear holes and let We Belong Dead 163 slide on in! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • July 19 · 2 hr 58 min

    Episode 162

    We've got a super special surprise for you degenerate Deaders, because loyal listener/mail writer Sami is in the studio! That's right, the man who is willing to wax poetic on all things Enya is with us to contribute to We Belong Dead 162. So sit down, strap in, and enjoy! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • July 11 · 30 min

    Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 3

    That smell of stale popcorn swimming in butter, and the crack of a Twizzler smacking someone's kinky ass can only mean one thing... Another trip to The Fort! Join Lono in this episode as we meet a wise-cracking investigative reporter AND The Hell Priest! This one was a fun ride down nostalgia street, so come on in, play a few levels of Elevator Action in the shitty arcade, and cozy up right here, in the Small Town Grindhouse... #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmallTownGrindhouse #FletchLives #Hellraiser3 #Horror And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • July 5 · 2 hr 32 min

    Episode 161

    It's an Independence Day miracle! That's right kids, we dodged the barrage of Walmart fireworks to get into the studio once again for your listening pleasure! So don your finest Chinese-made American flag apparel, and let's get into We Belong Dead 161! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • June 24 · 2 hr 33 min

    WBD: Raymond Wallace Interview

    Well, well, well, we have finally been legally cleared to release this very controversial interview with the most dangerous filmmaker of our time, the infamous Raymond Wallace...Ok fine, there is no danger, and sure, Raymond garners little infamy. HOWEVER, this is a truly wonderful 2+ hour interview with a man following his dream of making horror films! The 1st half of this chat focuses on independant filmmaking, and specifically Raymond's current project, Paranormal Investigations. The 2nd half is more like Inside the Actor's Studio on LSD! We just throw fun questions about our beloved genre at Raymond to get his thoughts. The whole damned thing comes together to showcase a very talented and delightful man, ripping his way through the independant horror industry, bringing his own unique visions to life, with the express purpose of entertaining us, the horror-loving masses! This is part 2 of at least 3 SPECIAL episodes showcasing Paranormal Investigations, and we are beyond proud to introduce you to the mind behind the Investigation, Mr. Raymond Wallace...ENJOY! Be sure to follow Raymond's production company, and all things Paranormal Investigations online AND on social media! Yer gonna want to keep yer eyes and ears peeled for everything he and his very talented crew are working on! Website - https://paranormal-investigations.com/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/paranormalinvestigationsmovie Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/paranormalinvestigations_movie/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@p.i.movie YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@paranormalinvestigations-movie RayOLight Website- www.RayolightProductions.com And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy! #ParanormalInvestigationsMovie #RayOLightProductions #WeBelongDeadPodcast #Horror #MutantFam

  • June 22 · 2 hr 56 min

    Episode 160

    Heads up, Deaders, we're comin' in hot! That's right boys and girls, the stoned maestros of the macabre are back in the studio to please your ear holes with some (mostly) horror goodness. So let's get to it with We Belong Dead 160! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. Speaking of social media, all you Letterboxd junkies can find us there as well under WeBelongDeadPod! And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • June 17 · 19 min

    Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 2

    Welcome back to The Fort, Deaders! This go around, Lono recalls 2 films he did not care for at all, won't that be fun? First up is a confusing mess of garbage starring the 2 Coreys, followed by one of the most obnoxious and irritating performances ever burned onto film! Grab yer corn and yer Cherry Coke and head on in, the trailers have already started... #Horror #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmalltownGrindhouse #DreamALittleDream #TheMask And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • June 10 · 28 min

    Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 1

    The doors finally open on the Small Town Grindhouse, and yer curator, Lono, has a doozy of a double-feature to kick this thing off! From his "innocent" childhood we bring you Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, paired with a diabolical trip (quite literally) from his teen years, when he was 1st introduced to Sutter Cane, from the maestro, John Carpenter. It's a ride for sure. So please, grab yer popcorn and Cherry Coke, reel 1 is about to roll... #Horror #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmallTownGrindhouse #HoneyIShrunkTheKids #InTheMouthOfMadness And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • June 7 · 22 min

    Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 0

    Well it has, at last, begun! Welcome to the Small Town Grindhouse, with your humble curator, Lono. Ep. 0 will give you all the background info you need to know to enter the greasy lobby of the Fort Entertainment Center, as Lono takes you on a scattered, weird journey of very random double-features he witnessed hisownself in the 80's and 90's! Please enjoy this primer to Nostalgia, and remember, it's only a movie...or is it??? #Horror #Podcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #SmalltownGrindhouse #MutantFam And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

  • June 2 · 3 hr 18 min

    Episode 159

    Cinch up your britches, boys and girls, because this is a wild one! We've got tons of goodies for ya this time including all the horror news you could ask for, upsetting 90s movies that somehow got made, gas station egg salad sandwiches, the first entries into the Scare Exchange Vol. 2, and so much more! Plus some groovy tunes from the likes of Dr. Hook and co. To help it all go down smooth. So put your waders on, and let's get hip-deep into the muck and mire of We Belong Dead 159! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Pseudo Ludo, Remakes Plethora, Mitch O'Connell, Unlovely Frankenstein, Mani-Yack Monsters, Jeff Brawn, and IBTrav Artworks. They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire! Also, check out our newest addition to our sponsor list, Orbit DVD. They're a stunningly well stocked weirdo film supplier, and are practically guaranteed to make any horror nerd's shriveled little heart happy!

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