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Watts Your Safepod

Watts The Safeword Inc

The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!

  • 299 episodes
  • Updated Friday
  • Explicit

Episodes299

  • Friday · 1 hr 10 min

    The O-DORE-SSY Weekend Podcast

    Escaping prisons, Kink Talent shows and oh yeah... DORE WEEKEND! It was a wildly, hellish ride but this podcast has got it all! Chaos. Drama. Sex Parties...

  • July 24 · 1 hr 9 min

    Petrification Kinks and Sci-Fi Robots!

    Petrified, stoned and being turned on by robots? Sign us up!!! This week we try to educate Daddy about ASFR and the umbrella kink of petrification and sex robots. Beep boop boop bop!

  • July 17 · 1 hr 9 min

    The DIVAS of Fetish Week London!

    From Death to Divas to Fetish Week London, this weekend was a blur of parties, events, and barely any downtime. We thought I'd get to relax, but nope! Join Daddy as he explored the fetish weekends and Amp as he is trapped at home with no escape! Also what did you guys think of Madonna's new album?

  • July 10 · 1 hr 9 min

    Trimex, Sickness Boners and Sex Work

    This last weekend was explosive, bonerific and gay. Thank god Amp escaped to wine country for a slice of sanity! Trixex, bbqs and some fun at Pride in the UK with Daddy! This one's all about boners and why we getr them, but also how to keep it up!

  • July 3 · 1 hr 9 min

    Hypno Pride Parades and Rainbow Capitalism

    Pride Month might be over, but the conversation is just heating up! Today we talk about GOOSE a new "friend" app. And that cringe moment when corporate sponsors try too hard to be allies. We’re diving into the awkwardness of rainbow-washing and the ridiculous attempts at marketing and a hypno

  • June 26 · 1 hr 10 min

    PrEP Belly and Big Dick Problems

    Ever wondered if there's such a thing as too big? Here’s our thoughts on the well endowed and what happens when your partner’s packing heat! Tag someone who needs to hear this! Also, do we have prep belly?

  • June 19 · 1 hr 10 min

    Trixie Motel Sex Party Weekend

    Ever felt like your weekend plans just spiraled into gay chaos? Amp is off to the TRIXIE MOTEL with a band of lesbians, gay men, kinksters and more! This week we hit Palm Springs during piss play weekend and also check out the drag parties and sex clubs! OH HONEY!

  • June 12 · 1 hr 25 min

    Kink at Pride Nasty Pig Pod

    Kink at pride, drag at leather events and a follow-up IML episode while Daddy is overseas. This week we cover all things leather and pride but also all things Nasty Pig with an exclusive interview with the owner of Nasty Pig himself David Lauterstein! And to top it off, Daddy was live at HUNTER!

  • June 5 · 1 hr 9 min

    Is Leather Drag? And Pornflation!

    IML and IMLBB may be over but the international leather and drag world all have some things to say about one single thing... IS LEATHER DRAG? Is Drag part of leather!? And how does inflation work into pornography and the sex work industry especially with tariffs

  • May 29 · 1 hr 14 min

    IML Threes some Podcast!

    You read that right, this week its all three of us! Daddy, Sampson and Amp all reviewing, kiki-ing and gossiping about IMLBB, aka International Mr Leather and BootBlack Contest! The worlds largest and most challenging competition for Leather and Title Holders! Foot play, massages, sex work and MORE!

  • May 22 · 1 hr 7 min

    Being Poly, Kinky and Married?

    So between Kristofer and Amp, there have been so many questions about the marriage as it pertains for polyamory and how that balance works. Not to mention how that affects an open and poly kink dynamics already present, so let’s take a moment to talk about it!

  • May 15 · 1 hr 4 min

    Getting Married. Not Clickbait!

    No, that's not clickbait, you read that right, this isn't a drill, this is us doing our best to be our authentic selves. Love, polyamory, marriage. It's all a difficult and complex experience, so join us as we discuss what that means for Kristofer, Amp and Boss.

  • May 8 · 1 hr 13 min

    He Broke His Dick And The Great Bateworld Bateoff

    Sex, dating and Masturbating! Welcome to masturbation may yall, today we cover broken dicks... bateoffs and all of our jorking tips to get you in the spirit of the month. We also have the self sucking specialist Parker Woods on to talk about the Rupaul of Jerking off, THE GREAT BATEOFF!

  • May 1 · 1 hr 3 min

    The Problem with QUEER Representation In Games

    Are video games all pandering to us, are there LGBTQ video games worth playing, and why is Birdo THE queer game character icon!? Today Sampson and Amp dive down the gamer gate and get their Dream Daddy fantasies out. From Person, to Nintendo to Final Fantasies (in the bedroom)!

  • April 24 · 1 hr

    The Madonna Podcast

    CMON VOGUEEEEE. Everybody get in the podcast, eh hey hey!!! Today's podcast was made for all those nerds who have ever felt like a virgin, and hopefully this isn't the first time we've touched your ears. But if it is, welcome to the podcast where Daddy gets t ogoon out on Madonna. We cover ballroom

  • April 17

    Listener QandA - Euphoria Pup Play and Dating Tips

    It's time for another Q and SLAY! Today's pod features a live studio audience, asking questions and gossiping about the new Euphoria season, Daddy's recovery and answering your hard hitting questions. From dating app tips, to flogging to the next journey we are on.

  • April 10

    Asshole or Too Kinky?

    Join us as we try not to get cancelled by Rupaul fans and reddit repliers! Join us as we decompress after a long Easter week and check-in on daddy's health post surgery in this ASSHOLE filled episode!

  • April 3

    Having Hernias and Holesome Folsom

    Please welcome to the stage.... Mr KRISTOFER and Pup Amp as they sashay, toot and boot all about this week's Rupaul episode featuring wholesome Folsom looks! This week we also cover daddy's upcoming surgery (he's doing ok) and being accountable about some drama that was caused!

  • March 27 · 1 hr

    Nasty Pig Drama and is Kink Fashion?

    This... STUFF, might just be some kink gear. It might seem like fetish clothing. But it trickled on down from the Nasty Pig sale rack and ended up in your local gay swap meet where you undoubtedly found this podcast! This... STUFF, is it fashion?

  • March 20 · 1 hr 7 min

    First Sex Work Experiences and the A-Ball

    Who needs to cleanout when you have a podcast!? From Darklands consent drama, to exploring our sex work pasts and telling you what kind of sex work you should get into? All this and more in today's a-BALLsy episode!