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Unprescribed Journeys

Unprescribed Journeys is a series of guided meditations by someone who really doesn’t have his act together. You might be on a lovely walk in the woods, on a serene cruise, or even travelling back in time to your childhood bedroom, but something will always go wrong. A soothing, disastrous comedy awaits!

The atmosphere, the time and the theme may change, but all episodes are linked by the fact that your relaxing trip will, at some point, be totally derailed.

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S1 · E9
May 6 · 1 hr 13 min
Desert Island
We slow things right down and seek some calm and solitude on a desert island. Get yourself one of those hard-to-open green coconuts for the full immersive experience! Sorry that this one took a while to publish. Some good people have needed looking after. I've left it extra long for you, just how you like it. Prologue: My Perfect Wave Concept, script, voices, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Theme by the inimitable Adam Felman. Find him at adamfelman.com or on Instagram @felmanmusic. Additional music and sound effects from Pixabay. Content Warnings: -Swearing -Decapods Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com, find me on Bluesky @unprescibedpod.bsky.social or on Tumblr @unprescribedjourneys. Leave your luxury items behind. We're not doing an homage to Desert Island Discs, here, after all.
Dec 22, 2025 · 42 min
Someone Else's Christmas
Take a back seat and unwind for the season, while we look in on someone else's Christmas. Prologue: Christmas Past Concept, script, voice, caroling, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Theme by Adam Felman. Find him at adamfelman.com or on Instagram @felmanmusic. Additional music and sound effects from Pixabay. Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com, find me on Bluesky @unprescribedpod.bsky.social or Tumblr @unprescribedjourneys Content Warnings: -Swearing -One mention of a dead animal (not a dog or cat), with no further description -More saccharine than usual Wishing you all a very merry Christmas.
Oct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Autumn Retreat
Just a cosy little trip to the English countryside in time for Halloween. No surprises. Nice and gentle. Possibly. Content warnings with SPOILERS at the bottom. Prologue: Your Jaw Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Theme by Adam Felman. Find him at adamfelman.com or on Instagram @felmanmusic. Additional music and sound effects from Pixabay. Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com, find me on Bluesky @unprescibedpod.bsky.social or Tumblr @unprescribedjourneys. Content Warnings (SPOILERS): -Swearing -Wounds -The living dead, complete with decomposition -Possessed dolls and other monsters -Fire Don't stray from the path.
S1 · E8
Aug 17, 2025 · 1 hr
The Space Bar
We head to the futuristic universe of a certain 20th-Century author. Don't worry; you'll totally know his work. Best behaviour, please. Prologue: Debate Me Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Featuring guest voice contributions from the alarmingly talented Kitty Devlin! I know! You can find her on Instagram @akittydevlin. Brand new hideous Sci-Fi bar music by brilliant sadist Adam Felman. Find him at adamfelman.com or on Instagram @felmanmusic. Additional music and sound effects from Pixabay. Content Warnings: -Swearing -Heights, but not in a particularly scary way -Snake mention in the epilogue Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com, find me on Bluesky @unprescibedpod.bsky.social or Tumblr @unprescribedjourneys. Nobody's getting fed to anyone.
S1 · E7
Jun 18, 2025 · 47 min
The Gallery
We decide to just calm down and have a nice, quiet walk around an art gallery to consider some different perspectives. Don’t worry! If you’re not familiar, you can have a quick look at the works discussed on the ol' website. Prologue: Two Men Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Intro and outro Music by Adam Felman. Find him at adamfelman.com or on Instagram @felmanmusic. Soothing voice by Jacqueline Harper. Find her at jacquelineharper.com or on Instagram @jacqueline__harper. Additional music and sound effects from Pixabay. Content Warnings: -Adult themes -Some very brief references to taxidermy, things under the water, and mental health problems. Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com, find me on Bluesky @unprescibedpod.bsky.social or Tumblr @unprescribedjourneys.
S1 · E6
May 23, 2025 · 55 min
Gardening 101
Gardening 101 A leisurely beginner gardening session and an opportunity to really reconnect with nature. Plunge your hands into the soil with me. Prologue: New music?! Intro and outro Music by Adam Felman. Find him at adamfelman.com or on Instagram @felmanmusic. Soothing voice by Jacqueline Harper. Find her at jacquelineharper.com or on Instagram @jacqueline__harper. Neither of them really need plugs from me but they’re both awesome. Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guynamed Jamie. Additional music and sound effects from Pixabay, or by mewhispering menacingly into the mic. Content Warnings: -One non-graphic reference to a historic death by mushroom poisoning -Mild body horror -Spiders -An expression of frustration at British nationalism. -Swearing -Brief references to cordyceps and brown roll rim fungi and copious references to the general mycelial network. Want to say hi? You can emailenquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com Further Reading Interested in rewilding? I highly recommend Rebirding by Benedict Macdonald, Wilding by Isabella Tree and Feral by George Monbiot as good places to start! Interested in fungi? Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life will tell you a million things that you didn’t realise you didn’t know.
S1 · E5
Mar 30, 2025 · 47 min
Mystery Journey
We begin by reading a kind message from new fan Professor Sean Byrge, and then explore the world just beyond our comfort zones by travelling to an unknown location. Prologue: Content Warnings Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Music and Sound Effects from Pixabay. Content Warnings (Containing Spoilers): -Non-Lethal bleeding (not described graphically) -Distant gunfire -Mortal danger -Swearing Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com or find us on Bluesky, @unprescribedpod.bsky.social Try to embrace uncertainty today.
S1 · E4
Mar 12, 2025 · 46 min
Bake with Me
We imagine our dream kitchen and then mindfully go through the steps of baking a delicious celebration cake. Prologue: A Dream of Tuscany Concept, script, voice, bad clarinet, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Music and Sound Effects from Pixabay. Content warnings: -Swearing -Swearing -Mild sexual innuendo -Swearing Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com Please wash your hands.
S1 · E3
Feb 26, 2025 · 42 min
The House in Hokkaido
Don't be alarmed. We travel to an immaculate, traditional home in Hokkaido, Japan. Let's keep it respectful, please. Prologue: My Promise to You Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Music and Sound Effects from Pixabay. Content warnings: -Swearing -Fire -Woke Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com Don't forget to check your batteries.
S1 · E2
Feb 12, 2025 · 40 min
The Nineties
I berate you, briefly, and then we pay a cosy visit to your childhood bedroom in the Nineties. Prologue: What Washed Up Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Music and Sound Effects from Pixabay. Content warnings: -Existential dread -Climate Change Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com
S1 · E1
Jan 28, 2025 · 29 min
The Lake
We introduce you to the premise and take a soothing trip to a lake. Prologue: Connect to Your Breathing Concept, script, voice, editing and logo all by some guy named Jamie. Music and Sound Effects from Pixabay. Content warnings: -Very mild peril. -Very minor swearwords. -Falling. -Bees. Want to say hi? You can email enquiries@unprescribedjourneys.com
S1 · E1
Jan 28, 2025 · 1 min
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