Uncourted: An ACOTAR Podcast

Uncourted

One of us has never read ACOTAR before, and the other is a self proclaimed SJM expert. Join us for a chapter by chapter discussion through the A Court of Thorns and Roses book series.

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S2 · E41
August 31 · 1 hr 24 min
Ep 41 - ACOMAF Ch 41-42: Crazy Ring Guy
It's time for some story-telling and some truth-telling in this episode. Wherein we get war lore, Mor lore, and orb lore. Then they attempt to steal an orb. Feyre and Rhys get crazy sexual in front of literally everyone in the Court of Nightmares and it's definitely just the body reacting, it's only natural.
S2 · E40
August 17 · 1 hr 1 min
Ep 40 - ACOMAF Ch 39-40: THE Morrigan
In these chapters of ACOMAF we get to see where Amren lives and learn her favourite type of blood (totally not a vampire though), while Feyre begins more of her training montage and Rhys continues to text her. At last we meet the human queens and they all suck and we don't even learn their names? Morrigan weaponizes her gift of truth, whatever that means, but to no avail.
S2 · E39
July 27 · 59 min
Ep 39 - ACOMAF Ch 37-38: Trauma Bonding
Picking up right after the cliffhanger, we get to watch Amren Yoda onto Feyre's back to escape the flooding, Rhys has fucked off, and its the return of the queens (the water wraiths). In the finale to a chaotic escape, Rhys is sad and Feyre bothers him into not being sad.
S2 · E38
July 13 · 1 hr 7 min
Ep 38 - ACOMAF Ch 34-36: Summer Court Birding Association
In another summery greek salad of an episode Feyre goes on a date in the treasury with Tarquin, some casual mind control happens, and then Feyre and Amren break into a watery basement. None of what they are doing is good, and somebody needs to protect our 80 year old baby boy!
S2 · E37
June 29 · 1 hr 12 min
Ep 37 - ACOMAF Ch 32-33: A Summery Greek Salad
Welcome to the Summer Court! On this lovely beach vacation we get to enjoy Feyre flirting with Tarquin, a confusing shaped doorknob, and a rich person party boat for those summer vibes. Too bad they have to steal from these guys! Also Rhysand is being a dick and Feyre is on her way to becoming the avatar, master of all four elements.
S2 · E36
June 15 · 1 hr
Ep 36 - ACOMAF Ch 29-31: Feyre Realizing
These chapters are all about feeding, fighting and flirting. Just waiting on that last F word. The Night Court squad have a night out on the town, SJM invented texting but make it magic just so Rhys can flirt and be annoying, and then Cassian begins his training montage with Feyre. Finally she realizes how shit Tamlin was at the end of all things. And it's at last time for a summer vacation!
S2 · E35
May 25 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep 35 - ACOMAF Ch 25-28: Attor Attack
For this week's episode we covered four whole (short) chapters. Rhys turns Feyre into bait, she winnows for the first time, and Azriel uses Truth-Teller on the Attor. Literacy queen writes a letter to Tamlin and we're sure that will definitely help.
S2 · E34
May 11 · 1 hr 9 min
Ep 34 - ACOMAF Ch 22-24: This Food Sucks
In this episode we cover THREE chapters in which Feyre and the boys venture back to the mortal lands below the wall. Nesta continues to suck, we have the most awkward dinner imaginable, and Feyre doesn't fit in. Somehow Azriel comes out being the most civilized in the whole venture.
S2 · E33
April 27 · 1 hr 14 min
Ep 33 - ACOMAF Ch 20-21: The Weaver's Cottage
In today's episode, Rhys sends Feyre on quite a questionable trip to a cottage in the middle of a terrifying wood to obtain..... a ring? Em and Cam discuss the morals of our favorite bat boy, the classic fairytale energy of the Weaver's innocent-looking trap, and Ianthe's increasingly sus energy.
S2 · E32
April 13 · 1 hr 15 min
Ep 32 - ACOMAF Ch 18-19: The Bone Carver
In this juicy episode of Uncourted we delve deep into the mountain to come face to illusory face with the Bone Carver. Em starts conspiracy theorizing again (sorry for the Throne of Glass spoiler moments) and of course everything about the Cauldron is real. Macbeth moment for Feyre, and a new title for her as well as a new title of a new creature yet to be met: the Weaver.
S2 · E31
March 30 · 1 hr 38 min
Ep 31 - ACOMAF Ch 16-17: Dinner is Served
Lore lore lore! This is an episode of lore dropping, awkward family dinner, and new characters joining our cast. We discuss proper storage of swords, unfortunate barbarianism, and much more in this extra long episode.
S2 · E30
March 9 · 1 hr 15 min
Ep 30 - ACOMAF Ch 14-15: Welcome to Velaris
Covering chapters 14 and 15 this week we officially begin PART TWO of ACOMAF, the House of Wind. New guys unlocked, Feyre has a lot to reconcile with, and what does it all mean that there is a secret city that Rhysand personally kept protected through Amarantha's reign? We do NOT miss Tamlin right now, that's for sure.
S2 · E29
February 23 · 1 hr 15 min
Ep 29 - ACOMAF Ch 12-13: The Oofs Escalate
Uhhhhhh so that was bad right? This was crazy? A lot to unpack here and none of it is good.
S2 · E28
February 9 · 1 hr
Ep 28 - ACOMAF Ch 9-11: Male Sadness
So Tamlin somehow got worse? We called last episode the oof episode and it got worse! In this episode we witness Tamlin's actual magic explosion and Feyre's spiral into worse depression. Time to go back to Night Court with Rhys who is kind of losing his mind at how bad Feyre looks.
S2 · E27
January 26 · 1 hr 17 min
Ep 27 - ACOMAF Ch 7-8: Tamlin Related Oofs
In this episode covering chapters 7-8, Rhys explains his series of L's trying to catch the Suriel, and probably war is coming (and he's not starting it!). A series of unfortunate Tamlin oofs unfold. Tamlin goes back to forbidding Feyre from doing anything and the tithe is upon us.
S2 · E26
January 12 · 1 hr 14 min
Ep 26 - ACOMAF Ch 5-6: When it Hits
Welcome to the Night Court everyone! This might be the most iconic Feyre moment yet in these chapters, we get a true SJM Marvel moment, and Rhys is just as shitty and needly as ever. Turns out, Night Court not so scary? If you heard us answering the same listener question a second time, no you didn't shush.
S2 · E25
Dec 29, 2025 · 1 hr
Ep 25 - ACOMAF Ch 3-4: Stop the Wedding
In this episode we cover the thrilling developments of Feyre's guilt, PTSD, and the wedding that she clearly does not want. In fact, it seems like no one really cares what she wants! Surprise dramatic entrance by Rhys, to ruin (save?) the day.
S2 · E24
Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
Ep 24 - ACOMAF Ch 1-2: ACOWAB
And welcome to a new season, new logo, a new book, a new series of problems for Feyre (and old ones still waiting in the wings). We pick up three months later in the timeline after the horrors of under the mountain and Feyre vomits a lot, she's engaged and unhappy about it, and Tamlin's bestie Ianthe is here to help with all things wedding. Where is Rhys and why hasn't he collected on his deal?
S1 · E23
Dec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
Ep 23 - ACOTAR Ch 45-46: Finally Finale!
In this final episode concluding A Court of Thorns and Roses (we made it!), we witness Feyre's bizarre out of body experience, Fae resurrection rituals, and Feyre becomes a baby deer. The book ends, and we have questions left unanswered. But don't worry, we will immediately jump to the next book for the next episode!
S1 · E22
Nov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep 22 - ACOTAR Ch 43-44: Feyre is Jello
In this penultimate episode of ACOTAR we get the angst of the final task, the drama of Tamlin's true curse at last revealed, and the question on all our minds: where is Lucien? We are almost at the end! How are we almost at the end?

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