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Two Crippled Zombies

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Welcome movie lovers. Step into a world of scares, memories, and movies that never leave us. Two Crippled Zombies explores horror films and nostalgic favorites, revisiting the stories, characters, music, and unforgettable moments that made them special. From creepy classics and spooky thrillers to beloved movies from our childhood, each episode combines movie discussions, personal memories, fun facts, and plenty of nostalgia. Whether you love being scared or taking a trip down memory lane, there’s something here for every movie fan.

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#60
Sunday · 1 hr 30 min
Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn
"HEY! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" Hey, Deadites! We're continuing with the Evil Dead franchise. And on this episode, we travel back to the cabin. This time things are a little different. Well.... kinda. This time our main character is none other than Ashley J. Williams aka 'Ash'. Played by the man himself, Bruce Campbell. So, JOIN US as we cut our way through this gruesomely hilarious movie. It's groovy. Follow us on social media: Instagram X Facebook TikTok
#59
September 15 · 1 hr 27 min
Evil Dead (1981)
On this episode we hop in the Delta and drive out to a dilapidated cabin in the woods. Here we will discover the Morturom Demonto... The Book of the Dead! Also known as the "Necronomicon". Some topics of discussion include Sam Raimi, Cinematography, Tree molestation, and the practical effects and how they were unique for their time. We most certainly had a fun time with this one. Come along for the ride. Listen to hear what our thoughts are on The Evil Dead.
#58
September 1 · 1 hr 25 min
The Goonies
HEY YOU GUUUUYS! Come join us on an epic adventure to search for one eyed willy's treasure. We got "booty" traps! So, we're prepared. On this episode we discuss many things including the man who became Sloth, the Fratelli's, and how amazing and terrifying Anne Ramsay was in this movie. We dig deep into this heartwarming adventure movie. So deep that Misfit Mike gets somewhat emotional. Listen to find out more. We hope you enjoy this episode.
#57
August 10 · 1 hr 16 min
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
They're Here Already.... and YOU'RE NEXT! On this episode we head back to discuss one of the greatest sci-fi horror movies of all time. Hear our take on the movie for what it really is. A sci-fi horror movie from the 50's. You won't hear any politics here. Just our usual fun times discussing the plot & more. Listen in to hear what our ratings are for this classic gem.
#56
July 27 · 1 hr 20 min
The Thing (1982)
It's.... The Thing! John Carpenter gave us a reimagined version of the 1950's original. And while it was a flop at its release, The Thing has become a cult classic since it appears on every top 100 list of horror movies ever made, famous for its special effects and for its paranoid psychological tone. So, fire up your trusty flamethrower! Because trust is a hard thing to come by these days.
#55
June 30 · 1 hr 26 min
Hush (2016)
On our 54th episode we are talking about Mike Flanagan's Hush from 2016. Discussing the "Shush Cut" version and how unbelievably amazing it is. We dig into the movie with everything from cinematography, sound, acting, practical effects and more! Don't miss out on our conversation about one of the most unique home invasion movies out there!
#54
June 1 · 1 hr 34 min
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Ever hear of a ritual killing"? Put on your fedora's & light up your cigars. On this episode we head back to 1989 to talk about the family charity case Uncle Buck. We discuss the movie in full along with the one and only John Candy. We all miss John but at least he left us with some of the greatest comedies out there to date. We hope you get as much enjoyment out of this episode as we did. R.I.P. John Candy
#53
May 8 · 1 hr 15 min
Fright Night (1985)
Jerry and Billy seem like normal neighbors.... if you can ignore the blacked-out windows, apple cores in the yard and the coffin being carried inside. While the rest of the neighborhood goes about their business, teenager Charlie Brewster comes to realize the suave guy next door, Jerry Dandrige, is a vampire. Join us as we discuss what is arguably the best vampire movie of all time: FRIGHT NIGHT!
#52
April 27 · 1 hr 5 min
Clown in a Cornfield
"THAT'S A LOT OF FRENDO'S" We're hacking and slashing our way through the cornstalks on this episode of Clown in a Cornfield. What intrigued us to watch this was director Eli Craig who also directed Tucker & Dale vs Evil. It has to be awesome right? Well, we would be lying if we said this was an awesome movie. Click and listen to find more about Frendo the Clown, a strange town, delinquent kids and an unnecessary "romance". We also dig into the cinematography, practical effects, blood and gore, acting and more.
#51
April 12 · 1 hr 19 min
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Don't worry! We're still a horror movie podcast. We thought it would be fun to add a little something extra into our show. Once a month we will be discussing a movie that's not horror. Something more Nostalgic. It starts here with our 50th episode! We're talking about Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And of course we get into discussing the late great John Candy. This was a movie that we thought would be hard for us to not steer away from and go off on tangents. We said screw it and did it anyway because it's John Candy. Listen to hear more. We hope you enjoy it. This one's for John. R.I.P. John Candy
#50
March 26 · 1 hr 5 min
Little Monsters (1989)
Was Howie Mandel shooting cocaine when he did this movie? If so.... IT SHOWS!!! Check out this episode of a crazy little movie from 1989 we discuss called Little Monsters. Is this a great performance from Howie Mandel? Was Daniel Stern just phoning it in? Was this movie actually scary at times? Does Little Monsters still hold up today? Find out what Two Crippled Zombies thoughts are.
#49
March 10 · 1 hr 17 min
The Burbs (1989)
"I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal!" Experience what happens when your neighbors snoop and spy on other neighbors on this episode of The Burbs. What's worse? Being stung by dozens of Bee's? Digging up a femur? Blowing up your neighbor's house? We don't know either! Hear our take on this hilariously creepy movie starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Courtney Gains and MORE!
#48
February 10 · 24 min
Jason Wrap Up (BONUS)
Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect. On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie.
#47
February 2 · 1 hr 31 min
Friday the 13th (2009)
After a slight detour through Hell and Space we make it back to Earth and head back to Camp Crystal Lake. It's been 8 years since we last saw Jason Voorhees and since then there's been some changes. The horrible story, annoying cast and a little too much nudity. And Jason Voorhees is now a hunter? Derek Mears (who portrays slasher Jason Voorhees) might be the only best thing about this movie. What will we rate this movie? Join us as we grab our machetes and hack through this..... interesting remake? Yes. It's interesting.
#46
January 12 · 1 hr 21 min
Jason X
Hell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the rest.
#45
Dec 23, 2025 · 40 min
Christmas Special
Who's coming to Christmas dinner? This Christmas 2025 we decided to do a special episode that's very random for Two Crippled Zombies. A Christmas episode on who we would want at our Christmas dinner. We have a random list of 25 movie characters we can choose from. We talk about the reasons why we chose them and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode. Have a very Merry Christmas Everyone!
#44
Dec 11, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min
Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Two Crippled Zombies dives into one of the most bizarre entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). What in the ever-loving F*** did we just watch?? What was Adam Marcus thinking when making this? From body hopping chaos to cringy dialogue. Some ridiculous scenes like a leather bondage shaving scene you never thought you would see in a Friday the 13th movie. This movie takes the series in a crazy new direction. Join us as we break down the insanity.
#43
Nov 16, 2025 · 1 hr 22 min
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
This is the 8th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise "Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan." Er...... whatever. The title of this movie is misleading. We've asked ourselves many times if this is a good movie. Our answer? No. Was it a blast to watch and then discuss? Hell Yeah!! Tune in to hear all the absurd moments we yap about on this episode of Jason Takes Manhattan.
#42
Nov 1, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min
Friday the 13th: The New Blood
Here we are with Friday the 13th part 7 The New Blood. The first with Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear our thoughts, some fun trivia, and our usual reactions to the ridiculousness of this movie.
#41
Oct 17, 2025 · 1 hr 22 min
Friday the 13th: Jason Lives
He couldn't leave well enough alone! Tommy Jarvis unintentionally resurrects Jason Voorhees back from the grave. This movie was a big step up from the previous flop. With a better storyline, creative kills, humor and more. CJ Graham brings an electrifying performance as Jason. This isn't a perfect movie by any means, but it tops the previous movies in many ways. Join us as we discuss the 6th installment in the franchise.

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