Triathlon Mockery

Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS.

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20 episodes
Updated July 11

Episodes20

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July 11 · 43 min
Validaded the IRONMAN Title for 2026
In this episode, Tom is bragging about his IRONMAN validation title, and Max shares his recent experience. They share race insights, travel hacks, and thoughts on triathlon culture, including the spirit of races like Ironman and the future of events like Roth. They also discuss travel tips, race strategies, and the importance of relatability in sports stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 30 · 53 min
BACK! - Its Raceweek!
In this episode, Tom and Max discuss training routines, the mental aspects of sports, race experiences, and insights into sports nutrition and branding. They share personal stories, industry opinions, and practical tips for athletes and enthusiasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
March 23 · 47 min
TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?
In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
February 25 · 46 min
Pool etiquette is a myth
Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
February 10 · 40 min
Pro Triathlon has changed!
In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and reflect on the evolving nature of triathlon seasons, questioning whether traditional seasons still exist. The conversation shifts to the new drafting rules in triathlon, emphasizing the need for proper enforcement to ensure fair racing. Finally, they debate the concept of 'January champions' and the importance of pacing training throughout the year. takeaways Journaling requires consistency to be effective. Many people abandon New Year's resolutions quickly. Setting high goals can lead to demotivation. Racing can be a significant source of personal achievement. The triathlon season has evolved into a year-round activity. Drafting rules in triathlon are changing to promote fair competition. Proper enforcement of drafting rules is crucial for fair racing. The concept of 'January champions' can lead to burnout. Athletes need to pace their training to avoid mental fatigue. The importance of adapting training strategies to individual needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
January 20 · 43 min
Airplane Bike weight allowance
In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training experiences and humorous anecdotes about airline weight allowances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
January 7 · 48 min
Freezin Sauna Ballz
Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support, and the ongoing debates surrounding drafting rules in triathlon. Additionally, they share personal health practices and wrap up with reflections on their training journeys and future conversations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 7, 2025 · 44 min
Spicy Thailand
In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 28, 2025 · 42 min
Comeback is better than the setback
In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 3, 2025 · 37 min
PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu
In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 16, 2025 · 36 min
A late Guess at the Champs
In this episode Max And Tom talk over their highs and lows, talk about the IRONMAN World champs thats coming up, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 23, 2025 · 49 min
Espresso Lemonaid
Tom and Max discuss their recent training experiences, the competitive atmosphere in triathlon, and the challenges of launching new products. Tom And Max also reflect on the fast times at Ironman Copenhagen, the potential retirement of top athletes, and the evolving landscape of triathlon and cycling. They touch on fashion trends in sports gear and conclude with a light-hearted discussion about the costs of renting bikes versus cars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 23, 2025 · 42 min
Training in a trisuit
Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 11, 2025 · 40 min
Clickbait IRONMANs
In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 4, 2025 · 37 min
The Hottest weeks
In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the importance of nutrition and recovery strategies, as well as listener engagement through questions and community interaction. The episode wraps up with predictions for upcoming events and a reflection on the evolving nature of competitive sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 17, 2025 · 45 min
Sexual Transmitted Doping
In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 30, 2025 · 47 min
A Toxic Relationship
In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 30, 2025 · 43 min
London Marathon Recap
In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 23, 2025 · 41 min
Every Dog Has Its Run
Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 10, 2025 · 45 min
Spanish Gym Etiquettes
In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Triathlon Mockery

Validaded the IRONMAN Title for 2026

BACK! - Its Raceweek!

TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?

Pool etiquette is a myth

Pro Triathlon has changed!

Airplane Bike weight allowance

Freezin Sauna Ballz

Spicy Thailand

Comeback is better than the setback

PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu

A late Guess at the Champs

Espresso Lemonaid

Training in a trisuit

Clickbait IRONMANs

The Hottest weeks

Sexual Transmitted Doping

A Toxic Relationship

London Marathon Recap

Every Dog Has Its Run

Spanish Gym Etiquettes