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Trek Marry Kill

Trek Marry Kill

There are 967 episodes of Star Trek. Some are good, some are great, and the rest we'll still watch from time to time because, why not? Star Trek is like pizza or sex: even when it's bad, it's still kinda good. 

It's a Star Trek podcast that seeks to establish the pecking order for its extensive canon. Which episodes are classic examples of Star Trek or simply good (TREK), which are all-timers (MARRY), and which are episodes that are okay to watch just once and then forget about (KILL)? 

Hosts Bryan and Kristen and the occasional special guest ask a series of questions to arrive at a final judgment, questions like, "What part of this story would be taught at Starfleet Academy?" "What's the Best Trek Trope?" "Could the episode have been hornier and would that have made it better?" and many more. It's sort of like playing F***, Marry, Kill, but a lot more fun because it's about Star Trek!

We're trekmarrykpod on Instagram and Bluesky, and www.trekmarrykillpod.com on the web where you can see all of our standings.

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  • 29 episodes
  • Avg 1 hr 17 min
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  • S5 · E8
    October 27 · 1 hr 41 min

    TOS: "Miri" (s1e8)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with the episode where Kirk flirts with a teen girl to get information about a planet that collapsed thanks to biological experimentation.

  • S5 · E7
    October 20 · 1 hr 22 min

    TOS: "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" (s1e7)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with an episode from Star Trek: The Original Series where Captain Kirk and Nurse Chapel must battle confused androids created by the nurse's ex-boyfriend.

  • S5 · E6
    October 13 · 1 hr 46 min

    TOS: "Mudd's Women" (s1e6)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with a 60-year old episode of TV about a space pimp and some "beautiful women-hookers."

  • S5 · E5
    October 6 · 1 hr 1 min

    ENT: "Strange New World" (s1e3)

    Bryan and Kristen explore the NX-01's first adventure on an Earthlike world. It's not a good one for dog owners, we'll say that much.

  • S5 · E4
    September 29 · 1 hr 24 min

    TOS: "The Naked Time" (s1e4)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with the episode of Star Trek where Sulu runs shirtless through the ship threatening people with his fencing epee and Spock loses control of his emotions.

  • S5 · E3
    September 22 · 1 hr 41 min

    ENT: "Fight or Flight" (s1e2)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with the sluggish at times, derelict at times "Fight or Flight" from Star Trek: Enterprise.

  • September 22 · 1 hr 12 min

    **RERUN** ENT: "Broken Bow" (s1e1)

    To celebrate Star Trek: Enterprise's 25th anniversary, we're running our "Broken Bow" episode ahead of playing TREK MARRY KILL with the second episode of the series.

  • September 22 · 1 hr 9 min

    **RERUN** TOS: "Where No Man Has Gone Before" (s1e3)

    It's Captain Kirk's first time encountering a godlike being... who just so happens to be his best friend, Gary Mitchell, and the architect of a lot of the pain he's experienced over the years!

  • S5 · E2
    September 15 · 1 hr 27 min

    TOS: "Charlie X" (s1e2)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with the episode of The Original Series where a boy with godlike powers torments the crew of the Enterprise because he's horny for Yeoman Rand.

  • S5 · E1
    September 8 · 1 hr 4 min

    TOS: "The Man Trap" (s1e1)

    Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with the first episode of Star Trek to ever be broadcast.

  • S4 · E49
    September 8 · 39 min

    Level Four Diagnostic

    Bryan and Kristen recap the podcast's busy summer, tie up some loose ends from last season, and preview the season ahead.

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