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Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

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Hilarious weekly ramble from the man Hot Press magazine named the 2nd best comedian in Ireland. Give it a lash.

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  • 24 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 40 min
  • English
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  • September 29 · 42 min

    Things I Can't Believe I Can Do As An Adult

    There's a mouse in the house and I'm in a weird mood, so today I am reminding myself of all the things I can't believe I can do as an adult. Enjoy x Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 15 · 58 min

    I Ranked Every Dublin Zoo Animal (D Tier to S Tier)

    This week I'm ranking the 20 most popular animals in Dublin Zoo, D tier all the way up to S tier. With takes hotter than the african savanah with criticism colder than an emperor penguin. Are gorillas monkeys? Are zebras horses? Find out on today’s show. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 1 · 34 min

    Bedcast

    This week on the podcast, I’m talking Edinburgh Fringe, one sure fire way of achieving your goals, and how drinking from water bottles are harmful to your health and also sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 11 · 42 min

    Ireland’s Not Full Enough

    This week on the podcast I talk about the differences in taxi chat at 6.30 in the morning, working with kids, living with rejection sensitivity and how you need to remember where you come from so you’re not a bell end. Enjoy! I’m performing in the Edinburgh Fringe from August 17th - 30th at Underbelly Bristo Square. See yous there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 14 · 33 min

    Living With A Spanner

    This week on the podcast I compare therapy to having a spanner in your arse THEN I go full newsie with five current affair stories and give you my hilarious and on-brand perspective on them. Also sorry the pod is late 🙇‍♂️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 16 · 29 min

    Lashing Out

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  • June 2 · 46 min

    Be Weird, My Son

    This week on the podcast I’m chatting about embracing weird, woo-woo self help techniques and how to tell if your wife is in breach of the Geneva Convention. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 5 · 48 min

    The Mo Farah of Folding Clothes

    This week on the pod I’m talking about lucid dreaming, inappropriate parenting emojis how I’m currently on steroids (creatine). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • April 22 · 1 hr

    420 Special

    This week on the pod, I’m not freaking out, YOU’RE freaking out. This 420 has it all, monkeys, aliens, my top 5 songs of all time and my million dollar self help empire! Enjoy but also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • April 7 · 35 min

    Your Mams Catchphrase

    I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • March 24 · 50 min

    Wee Entitlement

    I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • March 11 · 44 min

    Dead Eyes For The Layman

    This week on the pod a huge secret I’ve never told my flatmate, how I slept in a casket, and how supermarkets try and manipulate you. Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Blanchardstown Draiocht, March 13th Cork DeBarras March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern March 21st Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • March 10 · 2 min

    New episode coming soon!

    New episode of Hit Show will be out Wednesday the 11th of March. Thanks for your patience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • February 24 · 44 min

    The Lick

    Alright, how ye getting on. This week I’m high in the shed whatever! you can’t sack me I’m my own boss, I’m talking about how we go feral when we get sent old memes, Trevor Nelson and the licks in my school and why you should never let anyone who’s lost a dog look at your doorbell. Also I’m on tour! YOU CRY WEIRD TOUR 2026 http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror • London: Top Secret Comedy - February 26th • Portlaoise: Kavanagh’s - March 6th • Blanchardstown: Draíocht - March 13th • Cork: DeBarras - March 20th • Howth: Abbey Tavern - March 21st • Galway: Monroe’s - April 11th • Dublin: Vicar Street - April 18th • Cork: Cyprus Avenue - April 24th • Dundalk: Spirit Store - May 2nd • Limerick: Dolan's - May 8th • Waterford: Bank Lane - May 24th • Dun Laoghaire: Pavilion Theatre - May 28th • Belfast: Limelight 2 - May 29th • Kildare: Moat Theatre - June 4th • Dundrum: Mill Theatre - June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • February 10 · 45 min

    You Godless Cretin

    This week on the pod I’m chatting rivalries, how I’m a stadium comedian now, my favourite windows to stare in and what I really want to tell you when we lock eyes in a Tesco. Enjoy! Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Greystones Whale Theatre February 14th London Top Secret Comedy February 26th Portlaoise Kavanagh's March 6th Blanchardstown Draiocht, March 13th Cork DeBarras March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern March 21st Galway Monroe's, April 11th Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • January 27 · 49 min

    Whodunnit!

    This week on the podcast I’m chatting about self help frauds, how to market your new partner, why I’m so bad at watching films and why I’m banned from uber for life. Enjoy. Also hey I’m on tour! Come check me out all over! Tickets here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Greystones Whale Theatre - February 14th London Top Secret Comedy - February 26th Portlaoise Kavanagh's - March 6th Blanchardstown Draiocht - March 13th Cork DeBarras - March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern - March 21st Galway Monroe's - April 11th Dublin Vicar Street - April 18th Cork Cyprus Avenue - April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store - May 2nd Limerick Dolan's - May 8th Waterford Bank Lane - May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion - May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 - May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre - June 4th Dundrum The Mill - June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • January 13 · 36 min

    How To Be An Alpha

    This week I read a book on how to be an Alpha and I have over 20 practical tips on how to be a thick cunt. Also I am recording a SECRET, LIVE comedy special on Saturday Jan 31st in the Workmans of all my favourite jokes that I won’t be telling again. Tickets are just 8 quid, check it out here. If you can’t don’t worry you can hear all my brand new stuff when I’m on tour from next month. Tickets for those gigs right here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 23, 2025 · 37 min

    All I Want For Christmas Is A Tender Morsel of Fuck Off

    It was Christmas EVE EEEVE! Oooon the podcast. This week I’m talking about the secret to intimacy, how to teach losing and what I really want for Christmas. Enjoy. Also tune in to the end where you’ll hear a 13 year old cover of Driving Home For Christmas I recoreded while unemployed, living in London. RIP Chris Rea. But ALSO, I’m on tour! Come see me LIVE! All over Ireland and the UK. Tickets here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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