Toni and Ryan

Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.

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Yesterday · 18 min
Don't Let Dogs Lick The Plate | LIVE FROM CANBERRA
Normal or Nah - Worst Supermarkets - Daddy Ryan- love ya!!!!! LOVE YOU CANBERRA Check out LAVA Coffee - https://www.instagram.com/lava_coffee Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tuesday · 33 min
Is It a Christian Self Help Book or a Gay Bar?
Microwave buttons - Christian self help book or gay bar? - Toni the party crasher- love ya!!!!! Any awkward restaurant experiences that can top Toni's? Original Video - https://www.instagram.com/p/De5A1fWxQ1g/ Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Monday · 36 min
My Gay Best Friend Said It's Now Or Never
Medical Comedy - Toni's Tech tips - Confessions- love ya!!!!! What have you taken without asking?? Lego YLTSI - https://ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/bf020acc-0afa-413f-b04d-96e2a8769abc Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sunday · 37 min
Toni Bought DJ Decks
Bunnings snags - Toni the DJ - Birks by November- love ya!!!!! See you at the Melbourne show tonight or at my DJ set after!!! https://5raves5days.com.au/ Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Saturday · 22 min
Don't Turn The Heater On | Funniest Moments OF OCTOBER
Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from OCTOBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 28 · 53 min
Who Is Watching On Ryan's Account?
Calendar VS Calendar - Normal or Nah - Birthday chat - love ya!!!!! Did everyone else know when cinco de mayo was?! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 27 · 50 min
NEVER Fire Someone On Halloween
Best online series of all time - Caught in dress up - Ultimate coincidence chat- love ya!!!!! Drive-through post office you've heard it here first Best Internet Series - https://www.instagram.com/p/Der--70p9_d/ Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 26 · 41 min
How To Get Paid For Days Off
Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Wedge window chat- love ya!!!!! What's the consensus on wedge experimentation and the proposed timeline? no bad ideas BUT we've already decided Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 25 · 43 min
The Sweatiest Hotel In Australia
Golden Ticket TARPer - Monday mailbag - Chocolate - love ya!!!!! BEST ROLO PUN IN THE COMMENTS GETS SENT A FREE BLOCK!!! Gingivitis video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCAlg11NXpI Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 22 · 1 min
Hide and Reek
One of our most chaotic conversations just got the animation it deserved. What started as toddler bonding quickly became Ryan’s most mortifying parenting memory, all thanks to an ill-timed game of hide-and-seek. TARPers, you’re going to want to turn on video for this special episode. This episode is part of "The Greatest Stories Never Seen," a series from Apple Podcasts that reimagines the most iconic, never-before-seen stories from your favorite shows. See all four of the episodes in the series at https://apple.co/greateststory Artist - Lucas Ansel: https://www.instagram.com/lucas_ansel/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 21 · 39 min
The Dangers Of Bleach
Coffee orders - Normal or Nah - Laundry mishap #2 - love ya!!!!! We hope you liked our special guests today (spoiler alert acting is just pretending shhh) Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 20 · 45 min
Ryan Has Been Scammed
Fuck marry kill - Opposite of an ick part 2 - How to fix your sleep- love ya!!!!! What's your fuck marry kill answer? Fonts - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdhooqjTVDg/ Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 19 · 35 min
The Real Estate Photographer's Secret
Toni's tech tips - Confessions - Toni's trip to Yarra glen - love ya!!!!! Where's the funniest place you did it... Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 18 · 37 min
Toni's Sexy New Purchase
Kelly Clarkson - Recommendations - Toni's slutty underwear- love ya!!!!! Have you ever ordered something and gotten a surprise? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 14 · 42 min
Ryan's Trip To The Barber....
Barber small talk - Normal or Nah - Golden Gaytime eating - love ya!!!!! To everyone who thought I couldn't do it, eat your words like I ate that gaytime Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 13 · 39 min
We're Going To The OSCARS!!!!
Christmas planning - Block coincidences - Opposite of an ick - love ya!!!!! Have you organised christmas yet??? Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdIQCBvWhI Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 12 · 33 min
Can You Get Pregnant From A Rented Wet Suit?
Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Places you can get pregnant - love ya!!!!! Do you have a tech tip??? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 11 · 38 min
A Warning About The Movie Verity
Verity - 2027 calendar!! - Medical comedy - love ya!!!!! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Toni's YLTSI https://www.instagram.com/styledandboxedgifting Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 7 · 35 min
We're Buying A Car Wash
Feeling funky - Buying a carwash - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Best hacks to get out of a funk??!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
October 6 · 35 min
Toni Invented A New Google Maps Feature
Scenic rim - What did you sleep through? - Google maps - love ya!!!!! Do you hate turning right as much as Toni?? Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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