Tommy's Brownload

Tommy, Kej & Sach

Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!

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367 episodes
Updated July 9

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Apr 27, 2023 · 1 hr 6 min
227: Armageddon!
The alarms are going off! Somethings happening but we don’t know what! We talk about the nationwide Armageddon alarm, the Kings coronation and the ultimate dunk contest: which involves biscuits, not basketballs!
Apr 20, 2023 · 1 hr 18 min
226: It’s A Maths-Debate!
We’re springing into action with talk of Diljit Dosanjh at Coachella, Britains Got Talent and some frustrating contestants on Family Fortunes! Plus Barahmastra is on TV … you might here me mention it once or four times! Find out why when you listen to the podcast and head to our Instagram (@thebrownload) this week to watch the video that “they” didn’t want you to see!
Apr 13, 2023 · 1 hr 17 min
225: Pleasantly Surprised!
Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the name of “tradition”! Sach has had a quiet Easter weekend, I’ve been looking after a dog and Kej has got news for anyone who likes to sing in public!
Apr 6, 2023 · 1 hr 1 min
224: Stick A Toblerone In Me!
We’re at Kej’s house for this episode of the Brownload! The Gujarati hospitality is on point with more crunchy snacks than a Walkers factory! Last time I was here, I was sozzled! So, today we’re talking about hanging with Sonu Nigam (or not as the case may be!) as well as food, pets in zoom calls and more robot AI stuff (blame Kej!)
Mar 30, 2023 · 1 hr 13 min
223: Mama Kuku!
We’ve got all the senses covered in this weeks podcast! Alcoholic pasta sauce to taste, smelling other peoples sweat, seeing Bollywood celebs in the UK (if they're actually even here!) and touching - by dancing with older women while listening to inappropriate songs! Only on the Brownload!
Mar 23, 2023 · 1 hr 3 min
222: I Just Felt A Tickle!
How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are splitting the nation and I’ve got great news for all the good looking Indians out there! So hit play and let us tickle you in places you’ve never had tickled before!
Mar 16, 2023 · 57 min
221: Kiss Me Thru The Phone!
Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your phones which will mean that people can get lippy like never before! And kej wants to know why Desis don’t do cruise ships!
Mar 9, 2023 · 1 hr
220: Two Penne Arrabbiatas Please!
Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service at his Dentist! Plus we debate whether couples should order the same two dishes when they’re in restaurants! I have some strong opinions here! What’s the point in ordering two of the same thing? Then you can’t share 50:50 and try something different! Let me know what you think - drop us a DM @thebrownload on Instagram or email hello@thebrownload.com
Mar 2, 2023 · 1 hr 6 min
219: I'm Bringing Sweaty Back!
Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got issues around the do’s and don’ts at the gym and Kej has got the list of the top ten food on the planet!
Feb 23, 2023 · 1 hr 4 min
218: Hidden Treasure
We love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GPT! Sach is educating us on what we can and can’t say after Roald Dahl books are getting re-edited! If you’re triggered by anything you hear … or you just wanna correct any of us, then email: hello@thebrownload.com
Feb 16, 2023 · 1 hr 5 min
217: Ajwain, Brain & Shania Twain!
What a week for live shows! There was Rihanna at the NFL halftime show and the legendary Brits! We’re looking back at them along with the rules around eating in bed! Sach is in Dubai still, I’m at home and Kej stopped the podcast half way thru because someone more important showed up!
Feb 9, 2023 · 1 hr 8 min
216: It’s A No-Entry Masi!
Chocolate abroad always tasted a little funky! So while Sach is in Dubai, he was asked to bring some of the good stuff from the UK … and he didn’t want to! Find out why! Plus Kej has all the news about Chat GPT which we tested for it’s desi-ness! The results will blow your mind!
Feb 2, 2023 · 1 hr 15 min
215: You've Got To Bend Over Every Morning!
History is being made! There’s a desi drive-thru that’s just opened up which we had to discuss as well as what to do when you get someone mixed up with someone else! Behsti!! Plus there’s supermarket queuing techniques and it turns out, I’ve got the dirtiest shins out of us three! Find out why!
Jan 26, 2023 · 1 hr 12 min
214: Can You Be More Like McIntyre!
How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my honey pot! And i had an issue with no-show socks at a party! Plus we’re talking about Indian nachos, 93 year olds getting married and dipping your samosas in tea!! Whaaaaat?
Jan 19, 2023 · 1 hr 2 min
213: A Lot Of BO, Not HBO!
Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m too young to know what that is! 😂 And you’ll be glad to know my hearing is fixed and my back is better after free advice from a caring listener! Plus there’s lots of things to watch and some cracking things we learnt!
Jan 12, 2023 · 55 min
212: Cold And Stiff!
While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online whilst Sach is abroad for the next two weeks but as always, there’s essential information to be shared in the things we learnt and the antics of Desi people in Surat!
Jan 5, 2023 · 1 hr 8 min
211: Kej Is A Trout!
Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan documentary gets reluctantly discussed and someone’s not a fan of Will Smith anymore!
Dec 29, 2022 · 46 min
210: Things We’ve Learnt: Best of ‘22!
If you’re looking for some smug facts or conversation starters, then this is the podcast for you!It’s a load of our favourite fun facts that we throw in at the end of every podcast! These are the things that life doesn’t teach you so it all falls on our brown shoulders! Soak up the knowledge and enjoy!
Dec 22, 2022 · 1 hr 9 min
209: RFUD
In our final podcast of the year, we are talking about the World Cup final alongside my trip to Paris… Let’s just say the Disney Magic was not being felt by the Sandhu family! Sach left Kej at their work Christmas party and he managed to leave an impression on his colleagues! Plus there’s gut advice for eating over Christmas and we’re questioning Deepika Padukone's outfit choice!
Dec 15, 2022 · 1 hr 10 min
208: Oh Teri Marzipan!
Brrrrrrr!!! That’s not me making Panjabi sounds, that’s how cold it is! With the snow, us being out the World Cup and all the strikes … you’re gonna need this podcast to cheer you up! Plus there’s talk of Christmas shopping, night bus drama and which one of us has got so many tabs open on their phone that it gives someone else anxiety!