Tommy's Brownload

Tommy, Kej & Sach

Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!

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367 episodes
Updated July 9

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Jul 4, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
287: Room For A Little One?
It’s election week people and it's decision time for the nation! So of course we have to get our opinion in on the matter in our own Brownload style and fashion! Plus, there’s cricket, concerts and controversy! And if you’ve ever wondered what the urinal etiquette is in the men’s toilet… We’ve got the answers!
Jun 27, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
286: Thel-her Swift!
It's the Brownload on my side - Nice to meet you! This podcast comes three by one! And if none of that makes sense, you need to hit play! I’ve got tales of human encounters from my travels, Kej meets Himanshu-kaka and Sach is getting stressed out while having a massage!
Jun 20, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min
285: Aa Gaya Ghar!
It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I’ve had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!
Jun 13, 2024 · 48 min
284: Indian Sizzler!
I did it! I took time out from my holiday with the lads to chat to the Brownload lads instead! I’ve got my tales of Portugal while Sach is filling me in on what I’ve missed back in the UK! Kej has been surrounded my people who don’t care about how bad they smell and with Fathers Day round the corner, I’ve been working on my Desi Dad jokes! Plus there’s news of our podcast now being on YouTube and don’t forget about our LIVE Podcast on Friday 14th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross! You can get your tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/tommys-brownload-3/
Jun 6, 2024 · 54 min
283: Project Friends!
Hold on … I’m booking flights! And we’re done! Yes, that’s right, I’m the organised one out of me and my lads who’s put in charge of booking stuff! Plus Sach and I have been hanging out at shows, dinners and movie premieres sponsored by Kej! Jay Sean was in town with his sold out concert which Sach went to watch and Kej has got news of two new Mr Men characters!
May 30, 2024 · 1 hr 15 min
282: A Dark Fantasy!
Saturday 14th September 2024 - Put the date in your diaries folks! We are back at the London Podcast Festival and tickets are now available! So, we’re planning our live podcast around our dinner time of course! Kej & I have a bit of a mare regarding our date night together at the Royal Albert Hall and Sach is sharing his darkest fantasies which includes Shah Rukh Khan - I loved it, Kej wasn’t a fan!
May 23, 2024 · 1 hr
281: Join Our WhatsApp Group!
It’s official! We are BACK on WhatsApp! You think we would’ve learned our lesson but no! 😂 You can join the Brownload WhatsApp group (the link is in our Instagram bio). So, we’re chatting about that as well as Sach in Dubai, Kej’s new job application and me feeling like an old uncle!
May 16, 2024 · 1 hr 3 min
280: There Might Be A Wig Involved...
Oooh!! The lights in the sky!! So pretty!! Well, whilst the nation got excited about the colour of the sky, some of us weren’t feeling the enthusiasm! Sach is still getting harassed while he Dj’s, Kej is excited about seeing FaceTime on a big screen and I'm about to hit the stage darling - Got a new Bollywood play that I’ve been cast in! Find out all the details and laugh yourself to your happy place: hit play now!
May 9, 2024 · 1 hr 2 min
279: Seeta, Geeta Aur Peeta!
Dare I say it … but I think we got a bit political in this podcast! The Brownload party was discussing Rishi Sunaks love for Bhangra, Sadiq Khan back in as London Mayor and even the mighty Monty Panesar getting into politics! Plus I’ve been eaves dropping on peoples conversations in Sainsbury and I’m not sure about the way they pronounce things - Is it Pita or Peeeta?
May 2, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min
278: Bruschetta Breath!
We present the Brownload today with full on garlic breath - And we’re not sorry! Kej is back from his boys trip to the home of arts and culture: Benidorm! Sach and I went in a road trip together which we used as therapy for dealing with you know who! And while we’re on the subject of things that annoy you… we’re talking about “that person” we all have in our lives who tries to throw in big words into conversations! Everyone knows one of them…
Apr 25, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
277: The Nation Has Embraced Running!
Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!
Apr 18, 2024 · 1 hr 18 min
276: Darphok!
Easter, Eid, Vaisakhi, Passover … all done! Welcome back to reality! Is it us, or is it cold!? Apparently there’s a heatwave coming? Bring it on! We’re chatting about the latest Andrex advert as well as my train journey dilemma! What would you have done? Plus we’ll bring you up to date with the things we’ve watched and the gems we’ve learnt!
Apr 11, 2024 · 1 hr 13 min
275: What's Your Flex?
We’re in the garage talking Storms, Morocco and Vaisakhi! I was hosting the big Sikh celebrations in Trafalgar Square for the Mayor while Kej was running half marathons! He's annoyed that brown people didn’t sponsor him - We debated why that is! Plus Sach is worried about the superstitions around the Lunar Eclipse! What does it all mean?
Apr 4, 2024 · 51 min
274: I'd Rather Salivate Over A Thali!
What a Podcast we’ve got for you! I probably should apologise in advance because we rushed this one, simply because our bellies were dictating the length of this episode! One of us is struggling to adjust to the clocks changing and we’re complaining about "having" to do family stuff during the Easter break! Turns out one of us likes, going to art galleries… Yeah right!??
Mar 28, 2024 · 1 hr 21 min
273: Dot To Dot
Welcome to the Brownest load of podcast bakwaas anywhere in the world! I’m away at the moment with the family for Easter and I’ve had a few encounters which I’d like to share with everyone! Sach is facing new experiences in Mc Donalds and Kej is suffering from a case of mistaken identity! But I think it’s easy for him to get mistaken for this person! Hit play and find out who and what we're chatting about!
Mar 21, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min
272: Burgers From Behind!
We really are living in a world where Ed Sheeran is performing with Diljit Dosanjh and we have a missing Princess! That’s reality! Bonkers! Plus I’m bumping into people awkwardly, Sach isn’t smiling at anyone he meets and Kej is faking conversations in the underground! Plus, I got given a class on how NOT to eat a samosa by Mylo Sandhu!
Mar 14, 2024 · 59 min
271: To The Chundo... (To The Wall!)
We just had to discuss “that photo”!! The Royal Family, Mother’s Day picture which has got all of the country talking! Plus Sach is back from Dubai which I love cos he always brings some wicked Middle Eastern munchies! There’s also a bit of Donald Trump, some Boxing and a dose of all round joy (despite the list about the worlds most depressing countries!)
Mar 7, 2024 · 1 hr 2 min
270: Ambani Better Have My Money!
How could we not dedicate this podcast to the biggest wedding in the history of the human race! That Ambani wedding which had Rihanna, all three Khans, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates attending! The stories coming out of the Gujarat are mind blowing and we are obsessed! Plus, Sach is back in Dubai (I know … again!!) and Kej and I have been to the cinema (not together thank Gawwwd!)
Feb 29, 2024 · 1 hr 5 min
269: If Bob Marley was Panjabi...
We’re reminiscing! Pankaj Udhas has passed away and whilst we never met him, we grew up listening to his music! So there’s a Pankaj big up in the podcast as well as Sach and I on a night out, with Kej on a separate industry event! (We didn’t plan it that way … of course not!! 😉) Plus I’m catering for 40 people, a staff member has been sacked for taking left over catering food and are you ready to take on Hayfever? It’s coming early!
Feb 22, 2024 · 58 min
268: Da Belly!
We’re analysing the world in the way that only we can! Brownload style! I’ve been filming today for my new cooking show “Desi Beat” on Colors Tv (available to watch all across the world!) … and I’m wondering why I’ve never heard of a ‘Dabeli”? Sach has got a stiffy and it’s moving around at night! You’ll hear him explain what’s happened… And Kej is sniffing the staff at restaurants! Let’s just say he’s not getting the waft he wants! Enjoy the podcast my beautiful Brownloaders!