Tommy's Brownload

Tommy, Kej & Sach

Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!

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367 episodes
Updated July 9

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Sep 4, 2025 · 53 min
347: Haathi In The Town Hall!
Start of a new term! The kids are back to school and your Brownload boys are back from their week off! We’re talking about all the flag action going on as well as Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Delhi as well as the new generation of adults who still need their mummy and daddy to sort out their problems… at work! Don’t forget - Our LIVE podcast is happening on the 12th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross London as part of the London Podcast Festival! Last few tickets left! Grab them now - all the details are on The Brownload Instagram page!
Aug 21, 2025 · 53 min
346: Like A Labubu...
Another mad week in our world! I’ve been a tourist in my home city and watched a play which I know these two wouldn’t appreciate! Kej went to the first game of the season for his beloved Spurs hoping they’ll lift the cup and meanwhile Sach just wants to lift a decent mug! There’s a genius kid that needs celebrating and the things we learnt!
Aug 14, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
345: Shot Kaki!
Sach’s house is a crime scene, my hotel room was a potential murder scene and Kej is giving speeches about life to 80 year olds! Plus is there a heatwave going on or is this just “summer”? And there’s talk about Jaya Bachchan kicking off all the time as well as the rise in fake weddings!
Aug 7, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
344: Holy Socks!
What a cricket match to finish the test series! And Sach was there to witness India vs England! Kej has been head of entertainment at a family wedding and I’ve been to more dog shows and even got lovingly harassed… not by the dogs!
Jul 31, 2025 · 1 hr
343: Sauce Bread!
So much to discuss… There’s women’s football final, India versus England in the cricket (and that’s getting a bit spicy!) We even discuss politics with Modi & Trump in town along with Obama showing some pretty outrageous views regarding ketchup!
Jul 24, 2025 · 52 min
342: Junglist-Mastiff!
It’s all going off… cheating couples getting caught out at Coldplay concerts, Kej getting run over by an Indian on a bicycle, Sach and I have got supermarket issues and I’m offending old ladies! It’s South Asian Heritage month so we are doing our bit for the up-and-coming radio and podcast talent. There’s also celebrity filled garden parties… And a big boxing match from last weekend - Told you it was all going off!
Jul 17, 2025 · 1 hr
341: Crusty Casing!
The third heatwave of the summer has come and gone! Kej (and his ledge) reckon there’s another heatwave coming! There’s also been Desi's having massive picnics in the park, Sach has got news of a new (and bloomin expensive) salad at Pret and all the brown celebs were at Wimbledon! Was it for the tennis or for something else?
Jul 10, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
340: Empanadas or Samosas?
We’re coming at you from Vijays Virasat restaurant in Newbury Park (East London), and there’s plenty to catch up on! National anthems getting remixed, Priyanka Chopra picking her favourite food and India getting its very own Disneyland! Plus there’s news of our next LIVE podcast at the London Podcast Festival! Hope to see you all there!
Jul 3, 2025 · 48 min
339: Billy Smelliot!
Sorry Miss! We are late but we got there in the end! It’s been a mad week of festivals, rooftop parties and celebrity encounters! Sach has been sentencing people on jury service and Kej has found a certain toilet roll company guilty of crimes against Asian representation! (Again!)
Jun 26, 2025 · 57 min
338: Paneer, Chicken, Lamb Chops!
This podcast felt a little dreamy! I’d had two hours sleep and was joining the boys for a spaced out chat! Luckily Kej & Sach were on good form! Sach has got a list of the best cities around the world for food and Kej has been putting brown into the Isle of Wight!
Jun 19, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
337: Meet Me At Popat!
Recorded at The Willows Banqueting suite in East London, we are full on enjoying the heatwave! I’ve been discovering what men watch on the toilet, Sach is in the unusual spot of being at a wedding, but this time he’s NOT working and Kej is getting used to his new celebrity status! Plus we’re talking festivals and pizza!
Jun 12, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
336: Dip The Farton!
We kicked off this podcast by trying out Sach’s Hairy Daddy! Go check out the Brownload Instagram right now to see that! Kej is back from Valencia and he’s excited about Apple’s update! (So sad!!) I went to Robbie Williams concert and also came across a miracle medicine from India which may not be legal - Shhh!
Jun 5, 2025 · 58 min
335: Chess Beef!
There’s a new chess champion and you guessed it - He’s Desi! So we had to talk about the uproar in the chess world! Plus there’s no stopping Indians when it comes to eating daal and rice! Not even the London Underground! Kej is bunking off and Headmaster Sach ain’t happy! Don’t worry - we have my little bro Simon Sandhu coming in to the rescue!
May 29, 2025 · 55 min
334: The Brownload LIVE! (Harrow)
Recorded in front of a live audience in Harrow… This one was a whole load of fun! Genuinely want to thank everybody for coming out! It’s always great to meet our lovely listeners while we discuss our various issues in the world! Like Kej and his car, a new reality show for America and what the OCI cards mean for NRIs!!
May 21, 2025 · 58 min
333: I Can Smell In 4K!
After an awesome international Quiz night in Dubai, Sach and I have the low down on what went down! Kej has watched one of “his types of films” and wants us to get excited about it. There’s talk of the worst salad in the world and our take on the whole Gary Lineker events! (We have first hand experience!) And… as if that’s not enough... we’re getting ready for the live Brownload podcast in Harrow this Sunday (25th May 2025)
May 15, 2025 · 52 min
332: Furry Chocolate!
After a few technical issues… we are online! Sach is in Dubai and travelled in three times the style! Kej is on the hunt for a hairy Daddy and I’ve been getting way to close to men in the changing rooms! Plus I’m off to Dubai to host the first ever international Brownload quiz night! And don’t forget to grab your tickets to our LIVE recording with an audience in Harrow on Sunday 25th May, (limited spaces left!) head over to: luventertainment.co.uk NOW!
May 8, 2025 · 59 min
331: I'll Tell You Where To Put The Carpet...
The very fancy, fashion conscious Met Gala went down and they invited Indian people. If only they could all speak English, then Kej would be happy! Sach is doing his best version of 60 minute home makeovers with his lads and I’m kissing other broadcasters’ Dads! Plus there’s news of our next Brownload live in Harrow (London) with VERY limited seats! So get your £10 tickets now (all the details are on @thebrownload instagram) - See you there!
May 1, 2025 · 50 min
330: Sausage Sandhu!
It’s only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he’s not the only sporting sensation… We’re catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause!
Apr 24, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
329: Wish List!
Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We’re also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!
Apr 17, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
328: Bunch of Chuusers!
We’re all together in Kej’s pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there’s a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn’t give a monkey’s!