Tommy's Brownload

Tommy, Kej & Sach

Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!

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367 episodes
Updated July 9

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Feb 10, 2022 · 1 hr 4 min
167: Return Of The Makhanwala!
It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megastar that is Lata Mangeshkar. Sad news about her passing - but we’re here to celebrate her career. Plus we’re talking student gigs, Neighbours and what kinda curry we’re most similar to!
Feb 3, 2022 · 1 hr 9 min
166: Less Forking, More Spooning!
Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion around that as well as how Sach and I are spooners but Kej can fork-off! Plus Sach’s secret has now been revealed by Mc Donald's and Kej is a bit “long in the tooth”.
Jan 27, 2022 · 55 min
165: Fermez La Bouche!
Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai playing football with his nieces cos it reminds him of playing football with Kej! 😂 And speaking of Mr Kej-itivity … I did my best to be optimistic about the future but someone came and did a pashab all over me! Plus, he’s got it in for cyclists too! So - get in lane, saddle up and jump on the Brownload bike!
Jan 20, 2022 · 52 min
164: Are You Packing A Five Head?
You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to a long marriage!
Jan 13, 2022 · 1 hr 9 min
163: Kovid Kapoor Ft Lady Taaza!
Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their doodh? And the Queen is looking for a new kind of dessert - we offer our suggestions!
Jan 6, 2022 · 1 hr 14 min
162: Where’s The Fireworks?
Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but we’re flipping resolutions on their head! Sach decided we should share the things we DONT want to see in 2022! Genius! Plus we’ve had lots of interesting messages from you lot and so we’re kicking off the year with a good ol’ laugh!
Dec 30, 2021 · 37 min
161: Things We've Learnt 2021!
It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and relive the (sometimes) valuable knowledge the 3 of us have given over the year. Enjoy and we'll see you in 2022!
Dec 23, 2021 · 1 hr 9 min
160: Green Light For Christmas!
After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they come round? What will they wear? What are the rules to secret Santa? So many questions! Sach is laid back but Kej got his orders in early requesting certain food items! We caught up about all sorts including our festive jumpers and nibbled away like a crew of beavers at a feasting tables.
Dec 16, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min
159: Sandhu Is Miss Universe!
No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris Evans and Sach is hallucinating and tripping out after his booster jab! Plus: What did happen to Lewis Hamilton & Max Verstappen? I’ve got the whole story in layman’s terms! It’s just like a buffet! Loads in this one! Enjoy!
Dec 9, 2021 · 1 hr
158: Anyone Want A Yacht? … It’s Not Real Though!
That’s right, as the title suggests, Kej wants you to buy your own online Yacht! What the Meta is he on about? Plus we’re getting Christmassy, discussing cereal eating habits and those unexpected deductions on your pay slip - Hit play and enjoy!
Dec 2, 2021 · 1 hr 18 min
157: Who’s Parents Like To Faaki?
Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m feeling proper festive, sadly my two Gujarati brothers aren’t in the mood to party for Christmas! We analysed my Crystal Maze experience and Kej told us about his miracle desi recipe which could be the reason he got over Covid so quickly! Turns out … it all comes down to his parents and their “activities” … I won’t say anymore! Make sure you’re not mid way through eating or drinking when you listen to this one! Enjoy!!
Nov 25, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min
156: Does This Float Your Boat?
Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me down! But we are contemplating living on a man-made floating island! Yep, it’s a real thing! We’ve also got some advice for Boris Johnson failing his bumbling speech and some things we learnt that make you go “mmm … I never knew that!”
Nov 18, 2021 · 57 min
155: Does This Podcast Need Subtitles?
I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? And a new show about snow! Kej also has a new idea for a food subscription service... Hit play and enjoy!
Nov 11, 2021 · 1 hr 21 min
154: Take Me To The Metaverse!
After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!
Oct 28, 2021 · 1 hr 8 min
153: Can I Have A Rolex Please?
I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thanks” to the Spanx! What you waiting for? Press play and hang out with the badmaash Brownload boys!
Oct 21, 2021 · 1 hr 2 min
152: What’s A Crisp Wall?
I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wall? Why do our feet wrinkle in water? And would you eat a real gold covered poppadom? Hit play for the international, global podcast that is The Brownload!
Oct 14, 2021 · 1 hr 4 min
151: Red Light... Green Light... Brown Light!
We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the Cricket T20 in the UAE! All this travelling and jet setting is a bit of a shock to the system! But we’re coping in the way we know how … to laugh about it! Plus we’re talking shopping shelves, Squid Game and Sach has got technological break through news from the exciting world of bed sheets!
Oct 7, 2021 · 1 hr
150: Is WhatsApp Working Yet?
Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issues and Sach is back from Dubai with his travelling tales! And as if that’s not enough … guess what? A certain crisp company are opening a restaurant where all the dishes feature their snack! You’re gonna love this one!
Sep 30, 2021 · 1 hr 2 min
149: Trains, Planes and Automobiles!
What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we got ya! We’re here to look at the last week and make some sense of it all (or just have a moan and get it off our chest!) either way … I hope it puts a smile on that lovely face of yours! Now hit play and take your mind off the fact that your petrol needle is on red! Forget the red … it’s all about the brown (load)... Let’s go!
Sep 23, 2021 · 55 min
148: What Do You Do In The Toilet?
We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d tell ourselves if we could go back in time. I’m also defending Greggs from an ex-worker who’s turned into a Sausage roll traitor! Hit play - let’s go!