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To the Maroon

Mr. Maroon

To the Maroon….. Is a pod where life-long friends display the skills that got them to the upper echelon of society, the pinnacle of class, and the toast of the town…. By incessantly complaining about their lives…..and going on protracted rants…. All while sprinkling in some reviews of movies, games, and possibly an event that is current… or two…..

..... A show about everything... and nothing..... The Un-Distinguished Gentlemen…..

….We put the D… in Decent !!!

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  • #63
    Tuesday · 42 min

    TTM 63 - Ted Maroon-sby

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED !!! 🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰 In today's pod.... I compare my Love Life to that of Ted Mosby.... except I don't steal any Blue French Horns... I only steal hearts..... okay... I don't steal any hearts.... but I do steal some things that were said to me by the opposite sex..... and then we dive into Co-Workers and their nonsensical confidence...... And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Timestamps: (04:00) - Women….and the Love Life of "Ted Maroon-sby"…. (24:25) - Lack of Job Skeelz… and who likes their Co-Workers anyway?! (31:35) - Confidence of the Insane…. And Flat-Earthers….. 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #62
    August 18 · 34 min

    TTM 62 - The Jealousy Sarlacc

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🏭🏭🏭🏭🏭 In today's pod.... we discuss a LOT of 'Celebs".... from Bill Gates to Monica Lewinsky... with some Foxes thrown in..... as we dive into shows with 'Laugh Tracks'.... meanwhile... my DVR leads me to believe I am in a Simulation.... and then we end the pod... with a new nickname..... 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 Timestamps: (02:45) - Maintenance Windows, Bill Gates, and Sean’s “Womens Intuition”…. (13:00) - New Big Bang Theory, Laugh Track Stats, and HIMYM…. (19:00) - Booty Call, Jamie Foxx, and the Simulation…. (25:50) - Monica Lewinsky, King Shingle, and the “Jealousy Sarlacc”…. 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #61
    August 4 · 37 min

    TTM 61 - Pornamine

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! ⚓⚓⚓⚓⚓ In today's pod.... we discuss one of our fav subjects... the impending AI-Pocalypse.... and how Terminator is too expensive to maintain.... then we discuss the "Feet Pic Fiasco"..... why Sean is an Imp.... invent a new word.... and the problem with HIGH Volume.... for Drugs..... 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 💊💊💊💊💊 Timestamps: (02:45) - The Terminator Replacing Jobs….. (16:55) - The Feet Pic Fiasco…..Sean the Imp….. and Pornamine (26:25) - Vice City…. And Drug Volume Tricks….. 💰💰💰💰💰 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #60
    July 28 · 34 min

    TTM 60 - What Rhymes with Bill Cosby?!

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 💥💥💥💥💥 In today's pod...... I bring my revelation from watching the BET Awards....we discuss the P. Diddy White Parties.... Macy Gray AND RFK Jr. make an appearance..... we dive into how far would you go... to play GTA 6.... and then we end the Pod.... with our new section.... 'Bad Dad Jokes'..... and what Rhymes... with Bill Cosby....... 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 Timestamps: (03:10) - Lets BET on the Future….with Macy Gray….. (13:30) - RFK Jr., Dyes and Crumble…… (23:15) - GTA 6; How Far Will You Go to Play ?! (27:15) - Bad Dad Jokes…..and what Rhymes with Bill Cosby.... 💺💺💺💺💺 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #59
    July 20 · 37 min

    TTM 59 - Cock-A-Roach Love

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀 In today's pod.... We play a game of "What would YOU Give up? Sex, Love, or Money"?! And we ask the question "How much Self-Worth is too much Self-Worth?" then we get to what the people want... some 'Cock-A-Roach Love'.....and then we end the pod... discussing King Shingle's fandom for Holidays, and pitch some new ones 🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 Timestamps: (03:20) - Indoctrination of the Non-Lookers…. … And does Santa Believe in U.S. ?! (14:15) - Give up One: Money, Love, or Sex ? And the Self-Worthless….With some Cock-A-Roach Love… (20:55) - Reality Dating Shows….Hulk Hogan…..and are we stuck in a Holi-Daze ? 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #58
    July 13 · 36 min

    TTM 58 - The Corrupt Circus

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 In today's pod.... we discuss the Corrupt Circus that is our Entertainment !!! Even the Clown is in on the take now..... specifically, the FIFA World Cup.... we also discuss King Shingle's favorite subject... Pr0n Starz... as well as how EVERYTHING is a Subscription these Dayz..... all while my AnnoyingFan hijacks the Pod.... 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹 Timestamps: (02:55) - World Cup = Corrupt Circus, Pr0n Starz and my AnnoyingFan..…. (11:45) - Ben Shapiro and Propaganda ….. (15:00) - Flock Cameras, Rigged Bets and Jim Rickards….. (25:50) - How the West was Lost, GTA 6 and Subscriptions Galore….. 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #57
    June 29 · 28 min

    To the Maroon - 57

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 💰💰💰💰💰 In today's pod.... we jump into one of our favorite subjects.... video games!!! The New and the Old..... From Geometry Wars to GTA 6, we dive into it all !!! From how to release new games.... to what we would actually do, if NOT for video games..... this is a juego de Video based Pod..... 🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗 Timestamps: (02:25) - Time You Enjoy Wasting Is Not Wasted Time…. (09:15) - Games, Games, Games!!! Gothic, Geometry Wars, GTA 6, Expedition 33 & Blood of the Dawn Walker…. (17:45) - How to Release New Games……. (21:40) - Child’s Play….. and What Would We Do if Not for Games…… 🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #56
    June 22 · 36 min

    To the Maroon - 56

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫 In today's pod.... Nude Captain Janeway? What are we leaving for our children ?! And what video games are we going to let them play? Also, we get a Gen V Season 2 review, and what would happen if Spotify was in a bar...... and then we end the Pod with a discussion of U.S. as a Democracy.... loaded Pod!!! 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪 Timestamps: (02:50) - The Days of Yonder….. And Nude Captain Janeway…. (07:05) - What are we leaving to the kin?! And a Gen V Season 2 Review… (13:15) - Spotify Bar Hook-Up…. And the Demons Among Us…. (26:10) - What is the United States ?! Democracy… or…… 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #55
    June 18 · 42 min

    To the Maroon - 55

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED !!! 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 In today's pod.... we discuss some Conspiracies like Charlie Kirk.. the White House Correspondents Dinner... and the upcoming Surveillance State.... and the cause of this.... is PUPPIES ?! We also dive into the 5-9 Grind.... and why we will NEVER use LinkedIn..... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂 Timestamps: (02:45) - Trickle Down Peasants…. And Another Bad Date Story…. (08:20) - Charlie Kirk, WH Correspondents Dinner, and the Surveillance State…. (18:15) - Why Not LinkedIn ? And the 5-9 Department of Grind….. (29:30) - Can we Vote our Way Out of this Mess ?! Keanu Reeves 4 Prez ?! 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #54
    June 1 · 40 min

    To the Maroon - 54

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 In today's pod.... we discuss our MOST Ghetto-Classic Moments.... I rip into the La Quinta Inn of Fairfield.... and we try and find King Shingle a match... also dubbed 'Mission Impossible'.... and we end the pod... desperately trying to find a SPONSOR for the Pod.... a search that will continue indefinitely... 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 📺📺📺📺📺 Timestamps: (03:05) - New Baby Update…. And the La Quinta Inn-side Job….. (16:45) - Most Ghetto-Classic Moments…. (24:55) - Matchmaker Matchmaker….. (30:55) - SnapChat Stories….. 🚉🚉🚉🚉🚉 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #53
    May 25 · 26 min

    To the Maroon - 53

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫 In today's pod.... we discuss Lingerie, the 'Color Blue Phenomenon' , MAHA, Epstein's involvement in BTC, EMF Blockers, how being Healthy is Monetized nowadays.... and then we end the Pod... with a Trial... of King Shingle...... 🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 Timestamps: (02:05) - Lingerie… for Linger-WHO?! And the Color Blue Phenom…. (09:25) - Artificial Truth…. And Origins of BTC…. (13:30) - EMF Blocker & Healthy Lifestyles Monetized ?! (19:00) - King Shingle’s Trial…. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #52
    May 18 · 31 min

    To the Maroon - 52

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🪒🪒🪒🪒🪒 We're BACK!!! Did you miss us?! Too bad, we're here anyway! In Today's pod..... we talk about what my fantasy is.... how women are turned on by M, for Murder..... Robert Kiyosaki (how's THAT for a transition!).... Why Us Humans Value Gold so much..... and that Pelosi video from a couple years ago...I know, we stay relevant here! 📞📞📞📞📞 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 💀💀💀💀💀 Timestamps: (04:35) - What is my Fa-fa-fa-fantasy…. (09:20) - The Sound of Crypto Lovers… and a Cup of Robert Kiyosaki…. (14:40) - Why Do us Humans Value Gold so much ?!… and is Everything a House of Cards ?! (22:35) - Family of Suckers…and how Murder turns Women On…. ⛲⛲⛲⛲⛲ @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #51
    March 23 · 31 min

    To the Maroon - 51

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 In today's pod.... we complain about Women... what a loaded topic!!! From 'Mansplaining' to Tarot.... just some of my random observations I've had through the years.... but don't worry.. we won't let the Men get off the hook either... we also bring up the craziest trick men play on each other... what we dub The “Gay Schrödinger's Cat” Thought Experiment…. and if all that wasn't enough... how EVERY Generation is "The Laziest Generation Ever"....... 🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 💀💀💀💀💀 Timestamps: (03:00) - Every Generation is “Lazy” ?! (06:45) - How to Learn About Yourself….through Existential Crisis….. (09:05) - The “Gay Schrödinger's Cat” Thought Experiment…. (15:05) - Women… From 'Mansplaining' to Tarot.... 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #50
    March 16 · 32 min

    To the Maroon - 50

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬 In today's pod.... we dive into the Madness... that is March.... and after some extensive research.. I try and find out who the real "Chokers" are of this crazy tournament.... and you'll be shocked by the result... Also, we discuss the root of all our anger...... and give out some life tips along the way...... 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪 Timestamps: (03:15) - Life Tips….. (05:45) - March Madness…. Who are the “Chokers” ?!?! (12:20) - Why is it Madness….. (16:15) - The Mind of a Gambler…. (21:50) - Finding the Root of the Anger…. And how Reliance leads to lack of Confidence… 🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #49
    March 9 · 26 min

    To the Maroon - 49

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉 In today's pod.... we discuss the rapid rate... of traumatic news lately... and the theory behind that.... and how we are in the United State.. of Propaganda.... no more obvious than our recent State of the "Union".... we then dive into "Red Shoes" and the 2nd Amendment.. and also how we can balance out... all this negativity....... and then we end the Pod.... with how Big Change is coming..... 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🍡🍡🍡🍡🍡 Timestamps: (02:30) - United States of Propaganda…. And Why the Rapid Rate of Traumatic News.. (07:45) - Trying to Balance Out Negativity…. and Vibrations…. (12:35) - State of the “Union”.... And “Red Shoes”... (17:30) - Change is Coming….& Trump and 2nd Amendment 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #48
    March 2 · 44 min

    To the Maroon - 48

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 In today's pod.... we do a full deep dive... into the biggest bombshell / redacted information dump in history... the Epstein Files.... Ghislaine Maxwell... Epstein and his connection to Bitcoin and 4 Chan...... the lack of accountability.... how AI is making evidence obsolete... and if we can redefine what it means to be a Conspiracy Theorist... 🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 Timestamps: (03:05) - Epstein File Trauma Dump... Psychological Warfare? (07:35) - Gap in Epstein Files... Ghislaine Maxwell - Reddit Super Admin? (10:40) - Epstein and Bitcoin.... (12:45) - 'To Catch a Predator'.... why did it get Cancelled ?! (15:15) - AI making Evidence Trivial?! Where is the Accountability ?! (22:00) - How we Trivialize our own Problems... and Coping Silently..... (26:00) - Redefining Conspiracy Theorists.... and Bots on Social Media.... (33:00) - Epstein, 4Chan, MAPS, and Roblox..... 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #47
    February 27 · 39 min

    To the Maroon - 47

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons.....to another ED !!! 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 In today's pod.... we talk about transportation, Waymo, how Coca-Cola tastes in a Glass Bottle... what Aluminum cans are doing to taste? We then ask ourselves "What are we putting into our bodies... and do we need a Food Revolution?" Meanwhile.. King Shingle has a Full on Food Hallucination.... and then we end the pod... with how we can Monetize ANYTHING in this Country.... 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Timestamps: (02:40) - Future of Transportation, Waymo, and AI…. (10:20) - Coca-Cola Taste… Glass Bottle vs Aluminum ? Real Sugar ?! (15:40) - What are we putting into our bodies ?! Is it All Poison ?! Time for a Food Revolution ?! (26:45) - King Shingle’s Food Hallucination….. (30:25) - America the Monetized…. Anyone’s Claim to Fame….. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #46
    February 23 · 30 min

    To the Maroon - 46

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 💸💸💸💸💸 In today's pod.... we dive into Faith... and Jeremy... vs Ron Jeremy.... and then Sean has a full on crash-out... while describing the average US Citizen... meanwhile... I cannot pronounce words properly (still), as we discuss the Truman Show, Foreigners, and how to fix the NBA Viewership problem... which just might solve.. the whole economy.... 📭📭📭📭📭 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪 Timestamps: (02:15) - Hoping for a USD / Economic Crash ?! (04:55) - Faith.... vs Jeremy... vs Ron Jeremy..... (12:10) - Judgemental Jeremy... Meet Beat Meats..... (16:45) - Truman Show = Plato's Cave.... (20:00) - Foreigners, Borders.... and NBA Viewership..... 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #45
    February 16 · 26 min

    To the Maroon - 45

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 In today's pod.... I start out by having a revelation... that I can't speak properly.... then we dive into Vaping and USB Chargeable Meth Pens... Sean teaches us some new lingo.... I discuss my Fantasy... of being Fired..... and how it would turn into a music video.... then we ask ourselves "Could we Survive as an Immigrant in another Country?" and then end the Pod....with AI and Palantir... as a Dating Service...... 🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Timestamps: (02:45) - My inability to Speak.. Vaping... and do people Smoke more than Drink now ?! (08:45) - New Lingo..... (10:40) - Fantasy... of being Fired... and Maroon's Dance Moves..... (15:55) - Could we Survive... as an Immigrant ?! (18:35) - How long have they been 'Trying to Kill Us' ?! AI + Palantir as a Dating Service...... 📲📲📲📲📲 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

  • #44
    February 9 · 31 min

    To the Maroon - 44

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊 In today's pod.... we discuss a Pedro Pascal / Keanu Reeves Presidential ticket.... time lost playing WoW.... Sean's continued love... for Doug from Liberty Mutual.... how we are in the age of Data Leaks and Extraction and Surveillance.... and then we end the Pod... with some advice on how to change your life.... and Danny DeVito..... 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🧫🧫🧫🧫🧫 Timestamps: (03:20) - WoW...Lil Dicky...and a Doug from Liberty Mutual Wedding..... (10:50) - Pedro Pascal / Keanu Reeves Ticket....and the Age of Surveillance and Extraction.... (15:25) - GameStop, Class Action Settlements, and Data Leaks..... (19:45) - Rage-Bait vs ChatterBait...... (22:30) - How to Change Your Life..... and Danny DeVito 😨😨😨😨😨 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

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