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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

Jump down new rabbit holes with Timesuck, the weekly podcast that takes you on a fascinating and bizarre journey through history’s darkest corners, most shocking conspiracies, and wildest true stories. Hosted by acclaimed standup comedian and storyteller Dan Cummins, each episode blends dark humor with deep research to uncover hidden truths about infamous historical figures, unsolved mysteries, notorious serial killers, and more. If you crave the weird, the wild, and the unexpected, Timesuck is your next obsession!

And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect for when you want a quick dose of Timesuck (or need more addictive content to consume while you’re waiting for your next Timesuck!)

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  • 40 episodes
  • Avg 2 hr 8 min
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  • Yesterday · 2 hr 36 min

    532 - The Cult of the Church with No Name

    For over a century, a secretive religious movement known as the Two by Twos has operated without churches, a central headquarters, or even an official name, demanding extraordinary devotion to its traveling ministers while remaining largely hidden from public scrutiny. Today, this unusual Christian sect is at the center of a massive FBI investigation involving hundreds of alleged sexual predators and victims, raising horrifying questions about how much abuse its leaders have enabled, concealed,

  • November 2 · 2 hr 43 min

    531 - The Wineville Chicken Coop Murders

    In 1928, a remote California chicken ranch became the center of one of the most horrifying murder investigations in early 20th century American history, exposing the sadistic crimes of Gordon Stewart Northcott, the unimaginable ordeal of his teenage nephew, Sanford Clark, and a string of missing boys whose fates would shock the nation. From brutal murders and bizarre confessions to a police cover-up so outrageous it inspired a huge hit movie, this is the disturbing true story of the Wineville Ch

  • October 26 · 2 hr 19 min

    530 - Killed By A Co-Star: The Daniella Perez Story

    In 1992, rising Brazilian television star Daniella Perez was brutally murdered by the very actor playing her romantic interest on one of the country's most popular telenovelas, in a shocking crime that captivated an entire nation. What drove her co-star and his wife to commit such a horrific act, and how would Daniella's devastated mother transform her grief into a relentless fight for justice that would change Brazilian law?

  • October 23 · 1 hr 5 min

    Short Suck 68: The Zanesville Massacre/ Lions, Tigers, and Bears… Oh, Sh**!!

    In October of 2011, the quiet Ohio town of Zanesville descended into chaos when dozens of lions, tigers, bears, and other dangerous exotic animals were suddenly unleashed upon the surrounding countryside, plunging law enforcement into a desperate and deadly situation. How did one man's obsession with collecting dangerous animals spiral so spectacularly out of control, and what drove him to unleash a nightmare that would leave so much death behind?

  • October 19 · 2 hr 50 min

    529 - Lou Pearlman: Boy Bands, Blimps, and a $300 Million Scam

    Lou Pearlman helped launch two of the biggest boy bands of the 1990s, the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC, while secretly building a massive empire of lies, exploitation, and financial fraud. This story is crazy. From his bizarre obsession with blimps to his outrageous spending, allegations of sexual misconduct, and a Ponzi scheme that literally stole hundreds of millions of dollars, discover how one of pop music’s most influential kingmakers became one of world's biggest con men.

  • October 12 · 2 hr 28 min

    528 - The Atlanta Child Murders (2 of 2)

    As the Atlanta Child Murders continue, investigators finally begin uncovering physical evidence that could lead them to the person responsible—and a mysterious splash beneath a bridge puts a young Atlanta man named directly in their sights. But will he ultimately prove to be the monster who had been hunting Atlanta’s children, or will his arrest leave some of the case’s biggest questions unanswered?

  • October 9 · 1 hr 12 min

    Short Suck 67: The Failed Execution of Christa Pike

    Just last week, on September 30th, 2026, Tennessee tried to execute convicted murderer Christa Pike—twice—and somehow, she survived. This Short Suck, before deciding whether Pike deserves sympathy for what happened inside that execution chamber, we’re going back to 1995 to examine the extraordinarily brutal murder of nineteen-year-old Colleen Slemmer that put her there.

  • October 5 · 2 hr 13 min

    527 - The Atlanta Child Murders (1 of 2)

    Between 1979 and 1981, thirty Black children, teenagers, and young adults all disappeared from the streets of Atlanta, triggering one of the largest and most terrifying serial murder investigations in American history. Sadly, nearly everyone who had went missing would be found, but not found alive. In this first of two episodes, we explore the killings that shocked not just the city of Atlanta, but the nation.

  • September 28 · 2 hr 40 min

    526 - Anthony Bourdain: Hungry for Everything

    Anthony Bourdain went from a heroin-addicted line cook bouncing between chaotic New York kitchens to a bestselling author and beloved world traveler who changed the way millions of people thought about food, culture, and the people who connect the two. Today, we explore the wild, restless life of a man who seemed hungry for everything—adventure, knowledge, danger, love, connection, and whatever might be waiting around the next corner—and the complicated final years that ended with his shocking d

  • September 25 · 47 min

    Short Suck 66: Locusta of Gaul: The World’s First Serial Killer?

    Long before forensic science could expose a killer, poison was one of ancient Rome’s deadliest—and hardest to detect—weapons, and few were said to wield it better than the mysterious Locusta of Gaul. Was this infamous poisoner truly the world’s first documented serial killer, or was she something else entirely: an assassin, weapons maker, and deadly tool of some of Rome’s most ruthless rulers?

  • September 21 · 3 hr 18 min

    525 - The Franklin Conspiracy: Satanic Panic or a Real Cover-Up?

    When a massive financial scandal erupted in Omaha in the late 1980s, allegations soon followed that politically connected power players were involved in something far darker: an interstate child sex-trafficking ring filled with ritual abuse, blackmail, and murder. Were the most horrifying claims surrounding the Franklin scandal products of Satanic Panic—or did investigators stumble onto a very real conspiracy that powerful people desperately wanted buried?

  • September 14 · 2 hr 18 min

    524 - Bible John: Glasgow's Dancing Killer

    In late 1960s Glasgow, three women went out dancing at the legendary Barrowland Ballroom.... and never made it home alive. Their murders were linked to a mysterious stranger who became known as Bible John. Decades later, his identity remains one of Scotland’s most haunting unsolved mysteries, surrounded by disputed suspects, questionable police work, and allegations that the truth may have been buried on purpose...

  • September 11 · 51 min

    Short Suck 65: The Lady With the Lamp: Florence Nightingale’s War on Death

    Florence Nightingale didn’t just become the world’s most famous nurse - she helped revolutionize modern medicine, battling horrific hospital conditions, deadly disease, entrenched sexism, and staggering institutional incompetence along the way. From the blood-soaked hospitals of the Crimean War to her groundbreaking work in sanitation and statistics, discover how the legendary “Lady with the Lamp” waged a lifelong war on preventable death.

  • September 7 · 2 hr 36 min

    523 - The Immortality Industry: Silicon Valley’s War on Death

    What if aging isn’t inevitable...and death is a problem science might someday solve? From groundbreaking longevity research to Silicon Valley billionaires, rogue biohackers, young-blood transfusions, and multimillion-dollar anti-aging regimens, we explore the increasingly bizarre Immortality Industry and ask the ultimate question: could humans actually learn how to cheat death?

  • August 31 · 2 hr 52 min

    522 - The Mary Kay Opportunity! The Dark Truth About MLMs

    Mary Kay Ash turned a $5,000 investment into a cosmetics empire that promised generations of women financial independence, recognition, and—if they climbed high enough—that famous pink Cadillac. But.... behind the makeup parties and “girl power” sales pitch, DID Mary Kay create a revolutionary path to female empowerment? Or did she prey on her own sales force and help perfect the highly manipulative and exploitative multi-level marketing machine that would leave countless aspiring entrepreneurs

  • August 28 · 59 min

    Short Suck 64: The Skunk Ape

    Today we journey deep into the swamps of Florida to investigate the legend of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoot’s smaller, stinkier, swamp-dwelling cousin. From centuries-old sightings and bizarre eyewitness encounters to cryptid hunter Dave Shealy’s controversial "evidence," we’ll dig into the history, folklore, and possible explanations behind one of America’s strangest regional monsters. Is something really hairy and stinky (but not human) hiding in the Everglades?

  • August 24 · 2 hr 53 min

    521 - The Serpent: Serial Killer Charles Sobhraj

    Long before Catch Me If You Can made Frank Abagnale famous, another master con man was crisscrossing the globe under countless stolen identities and leaving a trail of bodies behind him. Charles Sobhraj, “The Serpent,” was a charismatic thief, fraudster, prison escape artist, and serial killer who preyed on travelers across Asia while repeatedly slipping through the fingers of law enforcement. His story is so crazy it feels less like real life, and more like a movie.

  • August 17 · 2 hr 32 min

    520 - Mother of Frankenstein: Mary Shelley

    Mary Shelley didn't just create Frankenstein - she helped invent modern science fiction while forever changing the landscape of horror. This episode, we explore her remarkable life: her radical parents, scandalous romance with Percy Shelley, the personal tragedies that shaped her, and the stormy night that gave birth to one of literature's greatest monsters.

  • August 14 · 59 min

    Short Suck 63: The Children's Crusade: Faith, Folly, and 30,000 Kids

    In 1212, thousands of children set out across Europe believing God would part the Mediterranean and lead them peacefully to Jerusalem. (Spoiler alert: God didn't.) Their impossible journey became one of the strangest and most hotly debated events of the Middle Ages, blurring the line between history, myth, religious fervor, and mass delusion. It's also wildly entertaining.

  • August 10 · 2 hr 14 min

    519 - Death Before Divorce: The Kouri Richins Case

    When Utah realtor and children's author Kouri Richins reported her husband dead after what appeared to be a tragic medical emergency, investigators eventually uncovered allegations of a massive amount of secret debt, an affair, financial deception, a fatal dose of fentanyl and more. This week we look into the investigation and trial of one of America's most shocking recent murder cases—and explore how the person you trust most can sometimes be the one you should fear most.

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