Timeline Earth

TLE 285 - All the Beard Guys Were Pirates

On this episode, we discuss our lack of knowledge about pirates. — — — Please consider subscribing to the STS Book Club for Halloween Hijinks. Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/7/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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TLE 284 - TrumpTV

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TLE 283 - Returning to Size

On this episode, we discuss getting bigger. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/15/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 281 - Butt Sniffer

On this episode, we discuss a notable threepeat — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/2/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 278 - Interior Decorating

TLE 277 - Cosmic Frequencies

On this episode, we discuss the power of melanation. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/4/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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TLE 276 - Racist Kitchenware

On this episode, we discuss the changing times. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/29/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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TLE 275 -The Homeless

Copy for TLE Releases On this episode, we discuss the homeless and feeling homeless. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (X/X/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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TLE 274 - When A Bit Dies

Pick up a copy of The Stagnation Assassin on Amazon! On this episode, we eulogize a friend of the show now passed. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/15/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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TLE 272 - Fake Nostalgia

TLE 271 - Tucker Qatarlson (Carnival Cruise Edition)

TLE 270 - Levinheads

TLE 269 - Shield Brothas

On this episode, we discuss some famous Catholics. — — — Check out Fox N' Sons Coffee and use promo code PAZ! https://www.foxnsons.com/ Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/10/2025) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 267 - Ideal Bagman Profile

TLE 266 - The Freeliners

TLE 265 - World Migratory Bird Day

On this episode, Carcampit and Bird explore the wonders of nature. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 264 - Driving

TLE 263 - Monkey Beach

Subscribe to the Scarlet Thread Book Club on Patreon *** On this episode, we discuss more monkey attacks. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 262 - Pierre Ravioli

TLE 261 - Chimp War