Time For Pie

Pie Industries

Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis talking about everything important

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Real Emergency Calls with EMTBadge502
EMTBadge502 joins the podcast to tell unbelievable—but very real—stories from life as a 911 dispatcher, EMT, and first responder. From bizarre emergency calls and hilarious patient encounters to serious trauma, COVID-era EMS, and what dispatchers actually deal with every day, this episode is packed with stories that sound too crazy to be true HOT SALT goes on everything and makes it taste better than ever! Get yours at firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to save money on your quest to make everything delicious 00:00 Intro & carb overload 01:37 Meet EMT Badge 502 03:26 Becoming internet famous 06:09 COVID and becoming an EMT 09:15 The viral "don't put that there" videos 10:33 Objects people get stuck inside themselves 17:00 The injuries EMTs see constantly 19:08 Worst homeowner decisions 22:01 Sponsor 23:01 First major trauma call 30:40 EMS superstitions 33:17 Marijuana emergency stories 36:31 Dispatching home invasions 40:05 Childhood burglar story 46:46 Growing up around thieves 52:14 Extreme overdose stories 55:14 State park security stories 01:02:38 Becoming a full-time creator 01:05:00 Leaving restaurant work 01:08:24 EMT school 01:12:15 Military plans that never happened 01:12:47 Where to find Badge 502 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tuesday · 1 hr 15 min
MeatCanyon Reveals What's Behind the Meat - TFP 162
Papa Meat joins the show for one of the funniest conversations we've had. We dive into his massive Discord Mods production, building movie-quality puppets, running multiple YouTube channels, creepy fan encounters, AI replacing artists, horror movies, heavy metal, traveling, and bizarre internet culture. Hot Salt is so good, it might be the only reason your marriage hasn't fallen apart yet. Visit https://firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to keep your food tasting amazing and some money in your pocket Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code PIE to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s https://TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code PIE. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 21 · 1 hr 13 min
The Alien of Extraordinary Ability? - Georgie Leahy
What happens when a British actress, singer, circus performer, and professional fire breather moves to Hollywood with no job, no friends, and a dream? Hot Salt is exactly what your food is missing and your tongue is begging for. Give it a try at https://firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to SAVE Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code PIE at https://Bubsnaturals.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 14 · 1 hr 6 min
A Tuna Slapped Heather Around Offshore
Deep-sea fishing, tuna bruises, Texas drivers, childhood injuries, and the best dump of Caleb’s life. Firecracker Farms HOT SALT. Makes EVERYTHING taste better (food only please). Use Code MILK to save money and give your mouth the gift of flavor a https://firecracker.farm For a limited time only, new customers are getting an insane deal. Use code PIE to get 40% Off at G- L- D dot com. That’s 40% Off with code PIE at GLD.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. It’s time to lock in and upgrade your style this summer with GLD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 7 · 1 hr 6 min
Hide Dead Bodies the Correct Way TFP 159
Firecracker Farms HOT SALT is the best thing you could give dad to put in his mouth, even if you order now he will forgive you for the late gift. Tons of flavor and just as many blends available at https://firecracker.farm Save some money with Code: MILK Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code PIE at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code PIE. That’s promo code PIE. You will also receive an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 30 · 1 hr 6 min
Would You Let the Homies Hit? TFP 158
What would you actually do if you woke up as the opposite sex for one day? Firecracker Farms HOT SALT is the best thing you could give dad to put in his mouth, even if you order now he will forgive you for the late gift. Tons of flavor and just as many blends available at https://firecracker.farm Save some money with Code: MILK Give Lucy a try if you want the most flavorful pouch in the game. Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 23 · 1 hr 4 min
High Mileage Holes - A Love Story TFP 157
Heather returns to the show and immediately derails things with goth-girl photoshoot stories, Love Spell nostalgia, and a fake movie-title game that spirals completely out of control. The crew pitches terrible movie parodies, debates Game of Thrones, discovers disturbing animal facts, and plans which chaotic animals could be added to the property.Show Dad you actually care this year and he might even tell you he is proud of you finally. Firecracker Farm has exactly what Dad needs to put some heat and flavor back into life. Use code MILK at https://firecracker.farm to save some money while you are at it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 16 · 1 hr 5 min
King Trout and the Treehouse - TFP 156
King Trout joins Caleb for a trip back into the absolute chaos of growing up. They just might be long lost brothers.Get your dad something he will actually enjoy this fathers day! Hot Salt from https://firecrcker.farmUse Code MILK to save some money namd make him proud.Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #bruntpod Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 9 · 1 hr 9 min
Heather Found The Weirdest Fetishes On Earth - TFP 155
Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis discuss horse meat and annoying squirrels quickly spirals into bizarre fetishes, haunted hospitals, creepy gym stories, cruise ship morgues, internet horror games, ghost-hunting equipment, and one of the most ridiculous discussions about ants ever recordedIf you haven't tried out HOT SALT yet from https://firecracker.farm you are missing out on how much better your food could taste. There is a huge variety of different blends and heat levels to choose from. use code MILK to save on your order.Save 10% off + an extra $10 discount on your Starter Kit purchase today by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE and using code PIE. #Bruntpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 2 · 1 hr 7 min
Heather returns with a Cursed Death Whistle
we spiral through airline horror stories, cursed objects, horror movies, reality TV manipulation, terrible TV finales, Taco Bell nostalgia, indie filmmaking, and a deer literally attacking a truck. Pump up the FLAVOR and the HEAT with everything you eat. Try the variety of Hot Salt blends at https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save some of that money LUCY is the only pouch that delivers long-lasting on-demand flavor. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE . And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26 · 1 hr 7 min
Jarred Returns Home from the HOA Wars - Temporarily
Jarred is back home, but he still doesn't have the milk or cigarettes he promised. Let's check in on what he has been up toEverything tastes better with HOT SALT! Firecracker Farm is the best place to get some hot pepper infused salt to crank the flavor of your food up a notch.Use Code MILK to save some of your cash while enhancing the flavor of everything you put it on. Farmed and manufactured right here in the USA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 19 · 1 hr 6 min
Helicopter Hog Hunting and Heather Looks Different
Caleb Francis is joined by Heather's twin, Jack Mandaville @JackedHistory Nothing makes food better than HOT SALT. get it fast and use code MILK to snag the extra discount before the owner turns it off. https://firecracker.farmFind LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE.Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code PIE. That’s promo code PIE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 12 · 1 hr 10 min
Private Jets, Stagecoach Evacuation and Heather has Rabies
Join Caleb Francis and Heather lynn for a mix of elite experiences + degenerate humor + “what the hell are we talking about” momentsIf you haven't tried out HOT SALT yet from https://firecracker.farm you are missing out on how much better your food could taste. There is a huge variety of different blends and heat levels to choose from. For a limited time use code MILK to get 20% off on your order.Save 10% off + an extra $10 discount on your Starter Kit purchase today by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE and using code PIE. #Bruntpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 5 · 1 hr 7 min
150 Episodes Later… It wasn't a Phase Mom
Episode 150 is here, and somehow the chaos has only gotten worse.This week we look back at 150 episodes, talk Tesla ghost hunting, horror movies, Montana survival trips, cruise ship disasters, shark attacks, deep ocean nightmares, childhood snacks, duck eggs, crockpot crimes, and whether Helen Keller was even real.Thanks to everyone who has been listening from the beginning. Drop your favorite episode, favorite moment, or favorite recurring bit in the comments.If you haven't tried out HOT SALT yet from https://firecracker.farm you are missing out on how much better your food could taste. There is a huge variety of different blends and heat levels to choose from. For a limited time use code MILK to get 20% off on your order.Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code PIE. That’s promo code PIE. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 28 · 1 hr 7 min
Alex Zedra on Gaming, Lies & NDAs
Alex Zedra joins the show for a chaos-heavy conversation about prime Warzone, becoming Mara in Call of Duty, terrible gaming habits, horror games, crazy outdoor stories, Vegas/SHOT Show, and why Heather cant go back to a Krispy Kreme. Pump up the FLAVOR and the HEAT with everything you eat. Try the variety of Hot Salt blends at https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save some of that moneySave 10% off + an extra $10 discount on your Starter Kit purchase today by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE and using code PIE. #bruntpod LUCY is the only pouch that delivers long-lasting on-demand flavor. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE . And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 21 · 1 hr 9 min
Rejected by Hooters and Cassette Tape Fortunes
Easter in the hollar, rejected form wing restaurants, and crazy fortune tellers who were right all along. HOT SALT is now double discounted when you use code MILK for 20% offthis is for a very limited time visit https://firecracker.farm Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off with promo code PIE at shopmando.com! #mandopodhttps://shopmando.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 14 · 1 hr 5 min
We Could Easily Smoke John Wick
Firecracker Farm HOT Salt is hands down the best thing you can put on food to make it explode with flavor. Explore the whole line of Made in America at https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK or shop in person at your local BRCC Coffee ShopLUCY is the only pouch that delivers long-lasting on-demand flavor. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at https://lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE . And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today!Some men mask their B.O. with scents. Mando men get the job done right. Don’t Mask it, Mando it. Head to ShopMando.com because for a limited time, new customers get 20% off sitewide with our exclusive code. Use code PIE at ShopMando.com for 20% off sitewide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 7 · 1 hr 10 min
Dangerous Fan Mail, Big Problem: TFP 146
This episode starts with Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis opening one of the wildest packages we’ve ever had. A giant package shows up with a blade literally sticking out of the box, and inside is exactly what you’d hope for and fear at the same time: loose swords, patches, challenge coins, and some quality roast notes.EVERYTHING's better with HOT SALT. We put it on everything that goes into our mouths, (almost).Get yours at https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 31 · 1 hr 7 min
Ghost Farts, Identical Twins, and Mammoth Meat
HOT SALT! Everything tastes better with it and it is now available in BRCC stores nationwide so you dont even have to shop online. If you do buy online you can use code MILK to save on your order.https://firecracker.farmLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Follow us Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/yvrkdzcaApple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/yjnesc5mCaleb W FrancisIG: https://www.instagram.com/calebwfrancis/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@calebwfrancis?lang=enFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/CalebFrancisComedy/Heather Lynn:IG: https://www.instagram.com/heatherlynnoh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 24 · 1 hr 6 min
Caleb Starring in a Bilmuri Music Video and more Adventures
Caleb shares his experience filming a new Bilmuri music video featuring real armored medieval combat fighters. Then he visits the Arnold to hang out with people more his size Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 17 · 1 hr 10 min

Time For Pie

Real Emergency Calls with EMTBadge502

MeatCanyon Reveals What's Behind the Meat - TFP 162

The Alien of Extraordinary Ability? - Georgie Leahy

A Tuna Slapped Heather Around Offshore

Hide Dead Bodies the Correct Way TFP 159

Would You Let the Homies Hit? TFP 158

High Mileage Holes - A Love Story TFP 157

King Trout and the Treehouse - TFP 156

Heather Found The Weirdest Fetishes On Earth - TFP 155

Heather returns with a Cursed Death Whistle

Jarred Returns Home from the HOA Wars - Temporarily

Helicopter Hog Hunting and Heather Looks Different

Private Jets, Stagecoach Evacuation and Heather has Rabies

150 Episodes Later… It wasn't a Phase Mom

Alex Zedra on Gaming, Lies & NDAs

Rejected by Hooters and Cassette Tape Fortunes

We Could Easily Smoke John Wick

Dangerous Fan Mail, Big Problem: TFP 146

Ghost Farts, Identical Twins, and Mammoth Meat

Caleb Starring in a Bilmuri Music Video and more Adventures