This F***ing Guy!

Ren Martinez and Ginger Golub

A podcast about self-care, because sometimes self-care is screaming into the void. Here is where we use expletives and alcohol to emotionally process the weird and ridiculous things that compose the terrible elevator music of our lives.

This podcast is for the purpose of commentary, critique, parody, reviews, and satire. See more at thisfnguypod.com.

We are not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Crooked Media or any of its subsidiaries or its affiliates.

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September 3 · 1 hr 16 min
A Consistent Bottom | Lindsay Graham
On this episode, Ren raises a glass to recently deceased Lindsay Graham, mostly to celebrate the end of a notorious flip-flopping war hawk Trump toady whose spine consisted of rice pudding. Featuring pissy power bottoms, asking for the piercing parlor's manager, and watching someone being radicalized via Goodreads. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
August 18 · 44 min
Proud to Be A [Redacted] | The Caucasity Quote Game
On this episode, Ren and Ginger finally reunite to listen to quotes about patriotism, fascism, and every dictator's idol, Abraham Lincoln. Featuring lots of butts, meanmugging toddlers, and the age old question: Would you still love me (sexually) if I was a worm? Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
August 4 · 34 min
To Have, to Hold, to Dutch Oven | Relationship Advice
We are almost back in business, folks! In the meantime, here is a fun little sidebar with Ren and her husband, Reek, discussing the wild sh*t kids say, farting hygiene, the ethics of boy trips, and virginal births. Featuring Ren hitting the microphone multiple times and Reek's former line cook energy.
June 23 · 1 hr 13 min
TFNG Rewind | A Trunk Full of Foreskins | Intactivists
On this episode, Ginger is gonna make this so weird! We're talking intactivists, a very niche corner of the internet, which is claims "No Foreskin, No Peace." Unfortunately, this group also overlaps with men's rights activists, incels, and the other cool internet kids, all with a healthy dose of--what else?--antisemitism. Featuring crusty pasta nipples, clitoris envy, and another term Ginger has to explain to her Dad. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
May 12 · 58 min
TFNG Rewind | Extremely Horny and Incredibly Weird About It | Anthony Comstock
On this episode, Ginger and Ren discuss Anthony Comstock, a horny prude and cop for God that made it everyone's problem, even for us today. Featuring America First data mining, making microphones illegal for men, and two different musical references. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
April 28 · 58 min
The Kids Are Not Alright | Clavicular & The Evolution of the Incel
On this episode, Ren describes how the incel subculture has evolved into viral Gen Z slang, culminating in the rise of Clavicular, a looksmaxxing influencer who smashes his jaw with a hammer and parties with all the worst people. Featuring a truly nightmare blunt rotation, Ginger waxing about the benefits of a sociology degree, and Critter's first vocal appearance on the podcast. Citations on thisfnguypod.com.
April 13 · 1 hr 17 min
Speaking of Crimes | Pam Bondi | Part 2
On this Not-Actually-The-Jeffrey-Epstein-Episode episode, Ren discusses how the Epstein files came to be, how Pam promised to release them, and how easily Pam's promises are broken. Featuring the return of Beans, the spaghetti wall, and Momo demanding, "Release the files!" Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
March 16 · 1 hr 11 min
Illegally Blonde | Pam Bondi | Part 1
On this episode, Ren delves into the life of Pamela Jo Bondi, the 87th US attorney general and woman who makes waiters cry at your local Chilis. Featuring sleep regression blues, 24 six-year-olds, and Ren's desperate attempt the reclaim the joy of childhood. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
March 2 · 34 min
Bitch & Brunch | Chaos Incarnate
Good morning, besties! We are still cooking up our next TFNG, so we figured we'd invite you out for brunch. This time, we're chatting about the Shamwow guy, oyster heists, and the poorly optimized vagina. Cheers! Theme: Cocktail by Balynt & AXM
February 17 · 1 hr 20 min
TFNG Rewind | A Political Cuck | JD Vance
On this episode, Ginger discusses current vice president, then vice presidential nominee, JD Vance, a sad simp of a man who once wrote a book about Appalachia, a place he did not live and clearly hates. Featuring mommy issues, a whole host of kinks, and Ren getting the maddest she's ever been. To continue helping those in Gaza, consider donating to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund @thepcrf or The Sameer Project @thesameerproject. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
January 26 · 1 hr 21 min
A Good Old-Fashioned Idiot | Jesse Watters
On this episode, Ginger tells us about Jesse Watters, desperately unfunny Fox News host and his mother's darling dumbass boy. Featuring Fled Cruz, milkshake discourse, and Ghost Adventures featuring the Founding Fathers. If you can, please visit https://www.standwithminnesota.com/ to provide much needed support. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
January 16 · 1 hr 12 min
Ignore the Evidence of Your Eyes and Ears | Kristi Noem
On this episode, Ren talks about Kristi Noem, former Congresswoman and current head of Homeland Security who is spearheading state violence all while wearing a coat made of puppies. Featuring duck calls as ringtones, free school lunches for guns, and tales of cousin Squirrel. CW: Mentions of animal cruelty and violence Resources: https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/ https://narf.org/ice-resources-2026/ https://communityresourcehub.org/resource/defend-against-ice-raids-and-community-arrests/ https://neighborhoodanarchists.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/8-things-you-can-do-to-stop-ice_print_black_and_white.pdf Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Dec 23, 2025 · 56 min
TFNG Rewind | Christmas Carnage | Good King Wenceslas & Les Bal des Ardents
Happy holidays! On this festive episode, Ginger takes us all the way back to medieval times, where folks celebrated their winter celebrations with turkey legs and torturing peasants on spiked wheels. First, we talk Good King Wenceslas, the dude behind the beloved Christmas carol, its surprisingly bloody end, and forays onto Ancestry.com. Next, we discuss Les Bal des Ardents, a hell of a holiday party involving fire, being on fire, and the subsequent apology tour. Featuring Ren's mom, DJ, and the plot of Office Space. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Nov 24, 2025 · 57 min
What He Does in the Shadows | Dick Cheney | Part 2
On this episode, Ren finishes up her deep dive into Darth Dick Cheney, Shadow President. Featuring half naked husband, Shot At Love with Tila Tequila, and an episode title derived from a pun Ren made to herself during editing which would have been wasted otherwise. Citations at thisfnguypod.com Correction: Ren mistakenly refers to Liz Cheney as Dick Cheney's gay daughter. That is, in fact, actually Mary Cheney.
Nov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Oh So This Is His F***ing Fault | Dick Cheney | Part 1
On this episode, Ren dives into the legacy of Dick Cheney, former vice president, architect of the War on Terror, and guy who gets horny for war. It's the wettest it's gonna get, folks. Featuring presidential blowies, the fairy f***ing book, and why you shouldn't play Cards Against Humanity with preteens. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Oct 27, 2025 · 1 hr
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss | Nancy Mace
On this episode, Ginger describes Nancy Mace, the Regina George of Congress and Ren's Wario. Featuring office gossip, the Most Popular Girls in School, and a concert from the Kraken. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Oct 10, 2025 · 1 hr 27 min
Revenge of the Nerd | Kash Patel
On this episode, Ren delves into Male Podcaster turned FBI Director, Kash Patel. Otherwise known as K$H. Featuring the Virginia gubernatorial race, Deep State Amazon delivery drivers, and Ren's plea to stop writing on bullets. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Sep 26, 2025 · 1 hr 19 min
A Turning Point for the USA | Charlie Kirk & The Aftermath
On this episode, Ginger and Ren decide to tagteam the topic that's going to get them cancelled. We tackle questions like: Who was Charlie Kirk? What lead up to the September 10th shooting? What the hell is a Groyper, why are they transmaxxing, and where did the furries come from? We answer all that and more UwU. Featuring sexualmatador.org, hardcore Trekker Ginger, and a special appearance from the Kraken. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Sep 19, 2025 · 56 min
TFNG Rewind | A Lot of Hate in General | Nick Fuentes
Hello, my dear croissants! We don't usually post a TFNG from a recently released episode, but consider this a refresher for what's to come... Three guess who it'll be about! On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about Nick Fuentes, racist AI chatbot, the internet's most irritating incel, and the reason we all have to sit with our parents now and explain what a "groyper" is. Featuring bad in-laws, Hot Frosty, and Ren & Ginger selling out. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Sep 5, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
Rest in Piss | James Dobson
On this episode, Ren discusses the legacy of James Dobson, Christian media mogul and conservative political activist whose personal quest to ruin the lives of everyone he hated has finally ended. Featuring porn county fairs, finding 10 of the most phallic cucumbers, and how Jigsaw is forcing people to listen to our podcast. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

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