Therapy Gecko

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

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Nov 15, 2021 · 1 hr 34 min
THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO
Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America to teach people but does not know anything, and then more callers also. This episode of the podcast was hosted by a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 8, 2021 · 1 hr 45 min
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?
Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing a bookcase on a bully, and more. Later I’m joined on a call with Sueco The Child to discuss whether or not putting your finger in someone’s butthole makes you guys an item. Then there are more calls after that. It’s a fun one. Hoooo wee!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 31, 2021 · 1 hr 16 min
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?
People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 25, 2021 · 1 hr 27 min
WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?
I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I just used it to spout a bunch of nonsense and la neee kahh zuuuah!!!!!!!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 18, 2021 · 1 hr 14 min
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?
People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There are too many ideas for just one person to pick a favorite one, but these brave callers do it anyway. God bless them. People also talk about things that have nothing to do with the topic. Which is okay. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 10, 2021 · 1 hr 20 min
THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT
A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman he doesn't love, and a guy accidentally dunking his balls into a toilet bowl of shit. It was a great episode. Something for everyone. Chill and have a listen. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 3, 2021 · 2 hr 17 min
LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG
Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty channeled his inner gecko and gave advice on relationships and poop and ghosts and more. Give it a listen. Video version on youtube.com/lyleforever. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 27, 2021 · 1 hr 39 min
GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing the weed he has planted in his backyard. That one has nothing to do with anything sexual at all. There are also other people that call in. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 19, 2021 · 1 hr 21 min
TWO PHONES
A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 13, 2021 · 1 hr 32 min
GECKLAND
This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoaster though because this is an audio medium. But just imagine it. Someone calls in and really sells me on the idea of doing DMT. Other things happen too. Have a listen. I love you. Tell your dad I said hi. Balls. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 5, 2021 · 1 hr 33 min
CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING?
I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 29, 2021 · 1 hr 23 min
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?
In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, family issues, and other serious-ish and not serious-ish stuff. Also a guy's dog pisses on his floor and he talks to me while he cleans it. I think this is a good episode. But i'm also bias because I made it. Thanks for listening. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 22, 2021 · 2 hr 14 min
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD???
This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywhere from 40-70 percent sense. Enough sense to prompt an answer but not too much sense that the answer feels limited. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 15, 2021 · 1 hr 33 min
ARE YOU INTERESTING?
I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’t personally want to do that, but it sounds punk rock. Other interesting people call in too but that was the one that stuck with me. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 8, 2021 · 1 hr 27 min
GECK SCIENCE
I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls instead. Other people then call in and give actual answers to the question. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 1, 2021 · 1 hr 37 min
I AM GECK
Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about how sick it would be to be an ant. This is a good episode just trust me. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 25, 2021 · 1 hr 18 min
FIGHT GECK
Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around with a broken ceiling fan. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 18, 2021 · 1 hr 9 min
ROUTINE GECKUP
Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 12, 2021 · 1 hr 16 min
HAVE YOU EVER LIED?
Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional athlete, and more. It's a scandalous ep!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 5, 2021 · 1 hr 32 min
GECKIN' IT UP BIG
Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode. I would never lie to you. Unless I had something to gain. Which I guess I do in this case. Ok. Hope u listen. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Therapy Gecko

THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?

WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?

WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?

THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT

LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG

GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

TWO PHONES

GECKLAND

CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD???

ARE YOU INTERESTING?

GECK SCIENCE

I AM GECK

FIGHT GECK

ROUTINE GECKUP

HAVE YOU EVER LIED?

GECKIN' IT UP BIG