“SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?”

A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife.  

That’s a lot of damage. I am a gecko.

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