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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

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  • 37 episodes
  • a few times a week
  • Avg 1 hr 5 min
  • English

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  • Wednesday · 1 hr

    “I AM A CLOWN STRIPPER”

    A caller conducts a social experiment, a caller discusses their life as a stripping clown, and we read viewer mail from a Swedish guy. I was never here. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • Sunday · 1 hr 7 min

    “I’M ON AN ATMOSPHERIC BIKE RIDE” - Best of Therapy Gecko

    In this compilation episode, a caller hands the phone to her aunt who reminisces on the past, we go on an atmospheric bike ride, we speak with secret lovers, knit our dreams into a reality, and many more very good things. Calls are from 2020 and 2021. It is time to check the time. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 28 · 47 min

    “I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD A GUN”

    A caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode. Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 25 · 1 hr 4 min

    “I’M IN DOUBLE JEOPARDY”

    A caller navigates legal trouble, a caller makes an effort to be a better person, and we read a viewer mail about returning to oneself. GTA 6 will fix everything. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 21 · 1 hr 16 min

    “I RUN AN ESCAPE ROOM IN A SMALL ITALIAN TOWN”

    A caller runs an escape room in a small Italian town, a caller questions why his co-workers treat him differently, and a final caller grapples with his reliance on his phone. Look up. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 18 · 1 hr 1 min

    “MY FAKE MARRIAGE IS TURNING REAL”

    A caller’s fake marriage begets real feelings, a caller explains the political climate in India that sparked their move to Canada, and a final caller’s ex won’t take their cat back. I love salmon. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 14 · 1 hr 16 min

    “WE’RE FLEEING AMERICA”

    A caller and his family prepare to flee America, and then I go to the park to talk to a musician who was robbed, a student doing 100 things, an artist living in a gallery, and a man reflecting on perfection. Time to look at the wall. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 11 · 1 hr 6 min

    HORNY IN RURAL ALASKA

    A caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska. Ring the bell. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • October 7 · 1 hr 23 min

    “I’LL GIVE YOU BAD ADVICE FOR $5”

    I give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock paper scissors meta. It was a good day. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 30 · 1 hr 3 min

    “I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”

    A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water. Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 26 · 1 hr 1 min

    “I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"

    A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work. Get in line. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 23 · 59 min

    “I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN”

    A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat. Try it. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 19 · 58 min

    “JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE”

    A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay. Ready your swords. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 16 · 58 min

    “I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE”

    A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream. We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 12 · 1 hr

    “I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM”

    A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend. Turn around. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 9 · 1 hr

    “I MIGHT BE RACIST”

    A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets. You have the missing piece. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 5 · 1 hr 1 min

    “I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE”

    A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent. The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 2 · 1 hr 4 min

    “GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP”

    A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey. Hello. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 29 · 1 hr 6 min

    “I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS”

    A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him. Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 26 · 1 hr 5 min

    “I ESCAPED MY CARTEL FAMILY”

    A caller shares their comeback story after escaping their cartel adjacent family, and a final caller navigates their relationship with the horny devil that consumes them. It is time for the Krusty Krab to unionize. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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