“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK”

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too.

Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI.

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