“I ANSWER TO NO ONE”

A man on the brink of greatness with just  -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield business. It’s a doozy.

Then I hear from a caller debating getting plastic surgery for herself and a school teacher explains how they were fired from Starbucks. 

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