“I AM A PROPHET”

A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.

Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.

Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

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